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i've first decieded to say "fuck shrek" when i saw a cardboard cutout of eddy murphy voicing a donkey that was a white horse saying "now i'm sexy!" with no context at walmart.

i punched the damn thing and didn't bother buying into any of the hype for shrek 3. and there's way too much fuckin' hype.

but still.
if something i make ever gets popular enough that i can sell out that hard, i'll leave all of these sellouts in the dust, i'll sell out harder than any of them.

look forward to seeing watered down versions of some bathroom scribbles i made and have no creative control over completely animated by other people in a few years.

i'm gonna be rich!

I'm makin waffles

I saw that blasted movie today. Compared with the first two, it sort of bit the big weenie. I'd give it a "two" if it were a NG flash.

At 5/28/07 11:31 PM, BionicBunny wrote: I'm makin waffles

What?

At 5/28/07 11:31 PM, BionicBunny wrote: I'm makin waffles

Donkey?

3d animation tends to piss me off; less artistic, seemingly easy, and it never dies.

i wonder if shrek has a green ballsack like mine?

i saw it for free

well it IS the internet

At 5/28/07 11:30 PM, RikiKazuki420 wrote:

i'm gonna be rich!

heh, lvoe your signature picture :D

Doesn't donkey see Shrek's dick in that movie? Or was that a misleading preview?

At 5/28/07 11:53 PM, Girouette wrote: Doesn't donkey see Shrek's dick in that movie? Or was that a misleading preview?

Apparantly, he sees it when he rips off Shrek's bed covers. Bad Donkey.

At 5/28/07 11:59 PM, galatea1 wrote:

At 5/28/07 11:53 PM, Girouette wrote: Doesn't donkey see Shrek's dick in that movie? Or was that a misleading preview?

Apparantly, he sees it when he rips off Shrek's bed covers. Bad Donkey.

i seen a commercial where he said that pussy's got him thinking he's better than he is just because he lost a chess game to the mice because he sat on gingy, and asked why mcdonalds can't put them on glasses instead of in glasses.

i guess Eddy Murphy can't be anyone but Eddy Murphy, even though he multitasks so many roles in the same movie at the same time at least three or four times.

shrek the turd

I realy like dhte first two. Wanna see the 3rd just because it has Puss In Boots. PIB is epic.

At 5/28/07 11:30 PM, RikiKazuki420 wrote: fuck shrek

Someone has a fetish...

So yea its a movie about a ogre, big whoop..
(Might watch it though becuz i am damn bored)

Shrek is green like weed. He sucks cause you can't smoke him. Also, how would weed taste if you smoked it, hacked it, and smoked it again three times? That's my opinion.

At 5/28/07 11:44 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: 3d animation tends to be seemingly easy,

Lawl. You have no idea.

I'd really rather not have sexual relations with Shrek. He's not my type.

At 5/28/07 11:53 PM, Girouette wrote: Doesn't donkey see Shrek's dick in that movie? Or was that a misleading preview?

i pretty sure there is a huge gang-fuck between Shrek, the donkey and that stupid cat....

At 5/28/07 11:44 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: 3d animation tends to piss me off; less artistic, seemingly easy, and it never dies.

Especially Disney 3D animations. When will they realize anyone under the age of 9 doesn't like to watch them?

At 5/30/07 04:05 PM, Aranathor wrote: i pretty sure there is a huge gang-fuck between Shrek, the donkey and that stupid cat....

That wouldn't shock me at all since sherk is a piece of donkey rape bull shit!

At 5/28/07 11:31 PM, BionicBunny wrote: I'm makin waffles

Hey, asshole. Thanks for posting that shit without any CONTEXT. LIEK OGM!

I like Shrek. :(

At 5/28/07 11:44 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: 3d animation tends to piss me off; less artistic, seemingly easy, and it never dies.

I agree. Also they're all pretty much the same movies, with the same actors and the same type of humor (I.e : Que burp joke).

At 5/30/07 04:04 PM, Jimmy3280 wrote: Shrek is green like weed. He sucks cause you can't smoke him. Also, how would weed taste if you smoked it, hacked it, and smoked it again three times? That's my opinion.

That was hilarious

NOT

OH HO HO HO

First of all dont say the f word (say poop or soemthing instead) secondly, SHREK IS AWSOME. and if you disagree you suck

At 5/30/07 04:52 PM, BigBlueWhale wrote: First of all dont say the f word (say poop or soemthing instead) secondly, SHREK IS AWSOME. and if you disagree you suck

Crap, the alty is back. I saw Shrek the 3rd. IT SUCKED. I can't believe I had to fucking watch it.

At 5/28/07 11:31 PM, BionicBunny wrote: I'm makin waffles

Can I have some?