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I'd say hi and walk away.

At 5/28/07 06:45 PM, Sashuno wrote: and if i have a girl and she's watching Lestai, i'll pat her on the back, and walk around for the rest of my life, humming a mery tune. i'm a loser/pervert/whatever. i know.

ha ha ha i thought i was the only one who heard of that site,a happy moment this is.

Well I'd say: Hey so it was you whole stole my porn collection! You are grounded!

Well, if he was 15 or younger id be like" God damn son, are you trying to get punished? Your mom isnt here, so your lucky you little, grounded."
If he was older, i would say" Ha ha ha, your so fucking desperate, go get a fucking girlfriend you jerk ha ha ha, your so fucking grounded."

Gay: *takes out shotgun and blows awaw computer* WHAT IN HELL WERE YOU SEEING?
Regular: Lemme join!
Furry: Gives huge talk and blows computer away wit shotgun
Hentai: Go to Newgrounds, it's better there
Lasbian: I'll pay for everything you find with that stuff!

Straight: Okay that site Sucks i have a WAY better one (types site in) Now have fun and delete the history :D
Gay: I fucking little Homo give Women a chance i mean cmon you don't wanna get AIDS (that'l teach em)
Hentai: Nice... Just Dont make a mess and delete the History
Furry: Hentai is better then Straight (with a grin on my face)
Unkown: Wtf is unknown???

I'd be like, "Is it gay porn?" And I'd be thinking, "Please no!"

i wouldn't say anything and leave the room

I would help him out a bit.

"Honey, Quickly! Come, get the video camera! Our sons growing up *sniff* I'm sooo proud!"

"Try suicidegirls.com"
or
"Hey son, google yiff"

"No, you do it like this!"

At 5/28/07 06:31 PM, Rees303 wrote: Say you were a parent and you walk into your sons room and you see he is watching porn. What would you say or do to him?

im 13 so it doesnt really count but anyway *ahem* oh good is dat oh is dat mine oh well you can borrow it ill join you in five minutes heres a fleshlight LOL LOL LOL

I'll loled hard at him and say: how the fuck did you got caught.

"One second... ...ok. Son, we need to talk about something."

Well I'd knock first so hopefully I wouldn't have to deal with that, but if I did I would probably just turn around really quickly and leave.
Really I can't think of anything else to do in that situation.

Better now than when you're older. Good job though, at least you're not gay.

And if it's gay porn:

OMGWTF! TURN THAT OFF! *smacks child*

If I caught my son masturbating to gay porn I'd be heartbroken, but I guess I'd have to learn to live with it! If I caught him masturbating to hentai I'd feel pretty bad for raising a fucking piece of shit nerd, and if I caught him masturbating to furry porn I'd send him to a shrink!

Hm, if i'd catch my son watching porn... Err. No big deal. I watched porn at 10 years old. -.- I'd just say: Lock the door son! By the way can i borrow that film for my laptop? lol

"Work the thumbs"

"Clean up the room when you're done. *Wink* Wink*"

CARRY ON LAD

honestly if he didn't see me i would probably have to say nothing and just walk away, unless he was like 12 or something then i might talk to him. But i really wouldn't care that much

"Oh shit! This is high quality stuff! Gimme the link!"

At 5/28/07 06:44 PM, strumpy wrote:

At 5/28/07 06:33 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: "Well, At least your not gay."

Agreed. I'd rather see him fap to porn then be gay

Seconded.

I would have said "Neat!" no matter if it was straight, gay, furry or CP.

I'd encourage it. Masturbation is actually very healthy, and it helps prevent cancer. And it feels good. Nothing wrong with that, as long as he doesn't get any on my keyboard.

At 7/23/07 02:33 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: I'd encourage it. Masturbation is actually very healthy, and it helps prevent cancer. And it feels good. Nothing wrong with that, as long as he doesn't get any on my keyboard.

They should pu that on oprah and if it is im not dieing of cancer ne time soon

I'd say who the hell are you, since I don't have a son.

I'd buy him a fleshlight.