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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 22:18:20 Reply

I would not care whatsoever and i dont think any parent should

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 22:21:58 Reply

accept meatspin.com


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 22:27:09 Reply

Some combination of what's been posted already.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 22:34:08 Reply

Why are so many of you guys fur fags?

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 22:52:27 Reply

Well let's see...

Straight: "Lock the door next time"
Gay: *groan* "I guess it's ok, but lock the door, I don't wanna see this"
Hentai: "Don't go crazy with this, or you'll end up at Newgrounds"
Furry: "Not in my house!"
Other: *Vomit*, then disable the internet,


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 23:03:00 Reply

Straight: Mehhh, Don't let the Mrs. catch you
Gay: SON OF A BITCH! Boy yer going to Military School
Hentai: Thats kinda sick.
Furry: You can't go 50 ft near the dog anymore
Unkown: Oh. My. GOD!!!

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 23:08:24 Reply

Porn is very inappropriate.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 23:54:04 Reply

"How did you find your mother's sex tape!?"

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-17 23:56:40 Reply

well at least it's not inuyasha and than close the door.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 00:36:31 Reply

Wow... I never seen porn like that when I was little... What a world we live in. =3


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 00:46:52 Reply

Good Job son!!! But remember, sex is better with two people *wink wink

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 00:50:51 Reply

i'd say "Your watching porn!? if your going to watch porn you should invite me first! And your sister can join us. Now bring the popcorn."

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 00:55:09 Reply

At 5/28/07 06:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: "wow your dumb, u actually let me catch you? its like you want to be grounded. you gotta be more careful, dumbass. your grounded u lil horn dog."

Your pretty protective for someone with a user name of "chad mc bad."

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 00:56:36 Reply

At 6/18/07 12:50 AM, firewolf7 wrote: i'd say "Your watching porn!? if your going to watch porn you should invite me first! And your sister can join us. Now bring the popcorn."

and than the three of you fuck like rabbits.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:00:53 Reply

At 5/28/07 06:31 PM, Rees303 wrote: Say you were a parent and you walk into your sons room and you see he is watching porn. What would you say or do to him?

"STOP IT!! IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE WHEN JESUS COMES BACK?!?!?"
"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!"
"YOU'LL GO BLIND!!"

Lol naw those were jokes, only a real fag would get after his son for watching porn. But anyways, I'd probably just tell him that it's normal and that he need not worry what others say about it. But I wouldn't say this a few minutes after I caught him masturbating, I'd tell him this the next day. I would also buy him a porno and tell him not to tell his mom.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:01:23 Reply

You have a problem with Republican Neo-Nazis? Well me too. And if my son was watching porn, it better be free because I don't want the Mrs. to see an online porn charge on the bills that month, get yelled at, and not even get my damn porn.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:08:57 Reply

"Well now I know what to get you for your birthday."


This thread is made of WIN.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:10:26 Reply

laugh hysterically hahaha and shut the door.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:17:44 Reply

I would be proud of him becase he wassnt gay,but if it was hentai uh......well at least he not gay!


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:22:00 Reply

I would introduce the world of P2P to him.

Oh and i don't care what kind he looks at since i look at strange shit myself from time to time.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:23:45 Reply

Straight: "Just remember to close the door when you are doing that."
Gay: "This had better be out of curiousity only."
Furry: "You're not gonna go to the zoo with us on Saturday."
Lesbians: "Ooh you have good taste son!"


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:24:52 Reply

At 5/28/07 07:06 PM, Keizer wrote: Blah blah blah

You're making Hitler look worse than he already is, and i admire Hitler, shut the fuck up.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-06-18 01:29:16 Reply

At 6/18/07 01:23 AM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Straight: "Just remember to close the door when you are doing that."
Gay: "This had better be out of curiousity only."
Furry: "You're not gonna go to the zoo with us on Saturday."
Lesbians: "Ooh you have good taste son!"

dude that was relly funny.


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 11:04:51 Reply

id go can i whach this and if he said no i wolud grab a knife and kill him


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 11:06:41 Reply

Can i join?


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 11:07:41 Reply

I would let him carry on


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 12:47:29 Reply

It would definately depend on his age...if he was under 15 id probably have to tell him to turn it off and most likely give him the talk just to embarrass him ahaha but older then 15 id walk in look at him and just laugh my ass off turn around and walk oout saying have fun you lonely lonely man you


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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 12:49:47 Reply

If it was my daughter I would most likely make her take off her pants and violate her vagina region as punishment... if it was my son I would likely just take the internet away... the only porn on my computer is mine.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 12:54:08 Reply

would show him that touching himself is wrong and i should do it for him like most priests.

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Response to Caught your son watching porn? 2007-07-23 12:55:04 Reply

At 5/28/07 06:31 PM, Rees303 wrote: Say you were a parent and you walk into your sons room and you see he is watching porn. What would you say or do to him?

at least hes not doin drugs


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