Caught your son watching porn?
- nolliehardflip
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I would not care whatsoever and i dont think any parent should
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Do That
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Some combination of what's been posted already.
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Why are so many of you guys fur fags?
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Well let's see...
Straight: "Lock the door next time"
Gay: *groan* "I guess it's ok, but lock the door, I don't wanna see this"
Hentai: "Don't go crazy with this, or you'll end up at Newgrounds"
Furry: "Not in my house!"
Other: *Vomit*, then disable the internet,
Take a look at my name. That's why I'm here.
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Straight: Mehhh, Don't let the Mrs. catch you
Gay: SON OF A BITCH! Boy yer going to Military School
Hentai: Thats kinda sick.
Furry: You can't go 50 ft near the dog anymore
Unkown: Oh. My. GOD!!!
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"How did you find your mother's sex tape!?"
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well at least it's not inuyasha and than close the door.
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Wow... I never seen porn like that when I was little... What a world we live in. =3
You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.
- TheBasics
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Good Job son!!! But remember, sex is better with two people *wink wink
- firewolf7
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i'd say "Your watching porn!? if your going to watch porn you should invite me first! And your sister can join us. Now bring the popcorn."
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At 5/28/07 06:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: "wow your dumb, u actually let me catch you? its like you want to be grounded. you gotta be more careful, dumbass. your grounded u lil horn dog."
Your pretty protective for someone with a user name of "chad mc bad."
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At 6/18/07 12:50 AM, firewolf7 wrote: i'd say "Your watching porn!? if your going to watch porn you should invite me first! And your sister can join us. Now bring the popcorn."
and than the three of you fuck like rabbits.
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At 5/28/07 06:31 PM, Rees303 wrote: Say you were a parent and you walk into your sons room and you see he is watching porn. What would you say or do to him?
"STOP IT!! IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE WHEN JESUS COMES BACK?!?!?"
"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!"
"YOU'LL GO BLIND!!"
Lol naw those were jokes, only a real fag would get after his son for watching porn. But anyways, I'd probably just tell him that it's normal and that he need not worry what others say about it. But I wouldn't say this a few minutes after I caught him masturbating, I'd tell him this the next day. I would also buy him a porno and tell him not to tell his mom.
Oh, exploitable!!!|Men of NG are faithful (most anyway) :3| "Your dressing like a stripper makes me feel pretty too."- Elder500| Siggy made by me :3
- Bruce411
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You have a problem with Republican Neo-Nazis? Well me too. And if my son was watching porn, it better be free because I don't want the Mrs. to see an online porn charge on the bills that month, get yelled at, and not even get my damn porn.
Call an ambulance, my sigs losing blood!!!
- Itsa-Bouncing-Rock
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"Well now I know what to get you for your birthday."
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laugh hysterically hahaha and shut the door.
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I would be proud of him becase he wassnt gay,but if it was hentai uh......well at least he not gay!
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- He-Who-Never-Was
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I would introduce the world of P2P to him.
Oh and i don't care what kind he looks at since i look at strange shit myself from time to time.
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Straight: "Just remember to close the door when you are doing that."
Gay: "This had better be out of curiousity only."
Furry: "You're not gonna go to the zoo with us on Saturday."
Lesbians: "Ooh you have good taste son!"
Every thread I touch, dies.
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At 5/28/07 07:06 PM, Keizer wrote: Blah blah blah
You're making Hitler look worse than he already is, and i admire Hitler, shut the fuck up.
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At 6/18/07 01:23 AM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Straight: "Just remember to close the door when you are doing that."
Gay: "This had better be out of curiousity only."
Furry: "You're not gonna go to the zoo with us on Saturday."
Lesbians: "Ooh you have good taste son!"
dude that was relly funny.
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id go can i whach this and if he said no i wolud grab a knife and kill him
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Somebody make me a cunting signature.
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It would definately depend on his age...if he was under 15 id probably have to tell him to turn it off and most likely give him the talk just to embarrass him ahaha but older then 15 id walk in look at him and just laugh my ass off turn around and walk oout saying have fun you lonely lonely man you
Fate can be crule at times, but in the end everything tends to work out for the best. all you need is faith
If it was my daughter I would most likely make her take off her pants and violate her vagina region as punishment... if it was my son I would likely just take the internet away... the only porn on my computer is mine.
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would show him that touching himself is wrong and i should do it for him like most priests.
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At 5/28/07 06:31 PM, Rees303 wrote: Say you were a parent and you walk into your sons room and you see he is watching porn. What would you say or do to him?
at least hes not doin drugs
Vic Macky Is Gonna Eat Your Family


