My father's favorite saying...

[Underload]

My father has a saying...It goes:

Goals are different, depending on what time of life you're in.

When you're 2, your goal is to not pee your pants.
When you're 12, your goal is to have friends.
When you're 16, your goal is to have a driver's license.
When you're 35, your goal is to have money.
When you're 45, your goal is to have money.
When you're 65 your goal is to have a drivers license.
When you're 70, your goal is to have friends.
When you're 80, your goal is to not pee your pants.

I don't know how this goes along with anything, but it's a damn good saying.

[Mind-Edge]

Too bad my goals are not there though.

[crazerfish50]

that's realy funny. there one of my goals :p

[Battered-Prawn]

lol, thats quite funny actually.

have a cookie :D

[Mind-Edge]

At 5/28/07 01:36 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: that's realy funny. there one of my goals :p

Not to pee in your pants?

[Freakish-Beast]

lol, not to shabby

[lilfatjoey]

its a ambigram of quotes O.O and how u get ur licence at 16? you gotta be 18, well in NY you do

[joeyjoe1]

My father always says. "stop being a dumbass". Deep isn't it.

[FuriousFox]

At 5/28/07 02:15 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: My father always says. "stop being a dumbass". Deep isn't it.

Very.

[ShitOnMyChest]

your father is a thief

[test-object]

My father's saying? Mmmmh... He doesn't really have one, but I have:

If I'm demented, kill me. I'll claim it was an accident.

[baker013]

lol

[shak3s]

At 5/28/07 01:42 PM, lilfatjoey wrote: . . . and how u get ur licence at 16? you gotta be 18, well in NY you do

maybe your parents want you to think that you can't get your license till your 18
check out DMV

[Raguel]

At 5/28/07 02:15 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: My father always says. "stop being a dumbass". Deep isn't it.

Shut up Foreman!

[Winned]

I don't really get it but my dad says: "I hate it when cows look little underneath me!"

[Kaabi]

When I saw the "2 is not to pee your pants" and I started immediately reading "80" I knew they would be the same, but I didn't know the first three and last three would be the same that's clever.

[Bigbaddragon]

Well most of the stuff was repeated.

[The-evil-bucket]

And he actually says all that?

[Underload]

Oh pimp, this thread's still alive?

[Catoblepas]

My father's favourite saying : "I'm NOT your father!"

[JediKiller1]

What about 13 where your goal is to have sex and 21 when it's too get drunk?

[RabiesIsMe]

My dad just tells me to "shut the fuck up".

[FattyWhale]

At 5/28/07 01:40 PM, Mind-Edge wrote:

At 5/28/07 01:36 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: that's realy funny. there one of my goals :p

Not to pee in your pants?

I thought having friends.

[0peth]

At 5/28/07 02:43 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: Well most of the stuff was repeated.

That's the joke...

(:< stupid.

[LordSecet]

an endless cycle