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Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:23:42 Reply

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:26:00 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:23 PM, DianeClock wrote: Penis

Penis is a plural and the title says penises , so this joke fails


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:26:28 Reply

Did you just copy+paste that?

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:26:57 Reply

Oh you took the description of something and switched it with penis.

How cute.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:27:15 Reply

What the hell are you on about?!

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:27:57 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:26 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Oh you took the description of something and switched it with penis.

How cute.

Oh. I didn't see that.

It's lame either way.


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:29:58 Reply

I'm pretty sure they like penis because when it goes into their vag it makes them feel really good.


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:30:49 Reply

I think it's RuneScape.


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:31:57 Reply

ehhh

fail.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:32:21 Reply

Pull my finger.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:32:21 Reply

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:39:07 Reply

i hereby declare this thread an utter....

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:40:07 Reply

You're cool

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:40:24 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:39 PM, MissingNYC wrote: i hereby declare this thread an utter....

That reminds me, I need to pick me up one of those.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:41:26 Reply

Sounds like Runescape?


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 13:42:51 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:26 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Oh you took the description of something and switched it with penis.

How cute.

Yeah, and something about Ron Jeremy and his movie, Glory Hole.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 15:47:13 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:41 PM, ArmouredDeath wrote: Sounds like Runescape?

Dude, look at the image. Its obviously RuneScape.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 15:49:30 Reply

Where can i download this 'penis' which you are speaking of?

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 19:44:19 Reply

At 5/27/07 03:49 PM, FallenMarine wrote: Where can i download this 'penis' which you are speaking of?

http://www.ExploitedTeenSlutsInBathrobes.cum/

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 19:57:20 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:39 PM, MissingNYC wrote: i hereby declare this thread an utter....

That is perhaps...the greatest "fail" image of all time.


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 20:22:28 Reply

At 5/27/07 01:23 PM, DianeClock wrote:
Penis is a penis-based fun penis by a penis. With over nine million active free penis and more than one penis paid member accounts, Penis is rated penis the most popular online penis penis the penis. Men also claim that 5 penis from these accounts are used to have sex at least once in penis month. Penis penis both free and penis penis and is designed to be penis penis any location penis penis Internet penis and to run in an ordinary web browser without straining system resources.

I think this could be more funny-er.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 20:42:38 Reply

Gurls and cocks is like gurls and lollie pops!!..

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 21:54:29 Reply

I dont usually use internet linguistics but this is a special case...

This thread fails like a medieval birth control product

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 22:02:17 Reply

Well he got his 15 minutes of fame


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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 22:02:34 Reply

Hmmm... Runescape.

Ron Jeremy is the greatest porn star of all time. I actaully saw one with him in it and his penis was really huge. And the video was Glory Hole.

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Response to Why girls like penises 2007-05-27 22:26:20 Reply

or because girls like floppy things.but wtv.