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At 7/19/07 10:19 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/7/07 07:42 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.
Fuck you. Pirates always beat ninjas.
Hell no.

Highly trained killer > drunken idiot with a rusty sword.

Hungover madman with a cannon > guy with light, stealthy clothing and shurikens.

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At 7/19/07 10:19 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/7/07 07:42 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.
Fuck you. Pirates always beat ninjas.
Hell no.

Highly trained killer > drunken idiot with a rusty sword.

You can kiss my ass.

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At 7/19/07 11:31 PM, Skaface wrote:
At 7/19/07 10:19 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/7/07 07:42 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.
Fuck you. Pirates always beat ninjas.
Hell no.

Highly trained killer > drunken idiot with a rusty sword.
Hungover madman with a cannon > guy with light, stealthy clothing and shurikens.

Wow. This is too easy. A cannon is inaccurate as hell and is useless against a single person. Also, if he has light, stealthy clothing, wouldn't that make it easier to dodge the cannon? One more thing, a ninja can throw shuriken faster than a pirate can load a cannon.


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REAL ninjas are cool. Ninjas in Naruto, however, are stupid and corny.

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At 7/19/07 11:50 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 7/19/07 10:19 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/7/07 07:42 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.
Fuck you. Pirates always beat ninjas.

Hell no.

Highly trained killer > drunken idiot with a rusty sword.

You can kiss my ass.

Oh, shut up. You know I'm right.


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Im sure this has been said 50,000 times already in the past 7 pages, but I'll say it again so it's easier to find. People are annoyed with Naruto because it has no real things that make it stand out as a creative and interesting series, yet every other person you talk to is obsessed with it, and constantly trying to force it on everyone else.

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Its because most people who hate Naruto are like sheep who follow the heard because its the newest thing to make fun of by bad-mouthing it after watching only one episode.

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dude why do people even like naruto


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A school of kids not any older than 16 all form teams and train to become ninjas... yet they do not carry any traits of ninjas, the hand thing is retarded, the fact that an 11 year old has the skills of many adult ninjas is gay (like when gotanks hit fuckign super saiyan from breaking rocks with his brother... LAME!)
Naruto is also anoying as hell.

Ummmm, actualy just about anythin involving "elit" youths ends up being lame cause they are so childish yet they go throguh adult situatios with child liek knowlage.

These may not sound like good reasons... but they are enough to keep people hating it.

Silly Narutards = )

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It's a bandwagon and it's anime. It's bound to happen even if it's a good show or not.

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People generally hate it because of its extreme popularity.

If you like it, then who cares if others don't?

Plus you're 14.


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Naruto fucking sucks, weeaboo fag.


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I love ninja's! Mainly because I am one myself but I don't like Naruto in the slightest bit. It's not becuase the show is popular and I want to seem like I'm different. Not because X-play told me the show sucks. It's because when i turn on my tv I look at that show and think "I do not find this show entertaining; I would rather watch something else." TH=hat's the reason I don't like it, plain and simple.

The show is not entertaining!

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Its an ok show, but i would much rather spend my time watching death note, or bleach.

ninja + orange jumpsuit = crap

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I hate Naruto because it turns nerds into bigger nerds, and I hate being in the presence of big nerds, because it's just shameful... to openly express that you have no life at all.

i like ninjas, but i hate hte rest of japanese culture... all that hyper cute anime bullshit, fuck all that, and i hate anime anyway...

and yea, NINJAS are cool, but at no point in time did ninjas ever shoot fireballs and throw sand at their enemies....

go die naruto nerds

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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends > Naruto + One Piece.

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At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.

but not ones that wear orange and faggy clothes

They love how they silently kill thier target

he is not fucking quiet! BELEIVE IT

and do awesome air moves and such. But what I am wondering is this. If people like ninjas then why do they hate Naruto?

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Naruto is a show about ninjas yet everyone hates it.

its for 6 year olds

Lets look at some details about ninjas and Naruto.


Ninja Gaiden is a good example. Look at Ryu Hasabusa's outfit. He has a sword, weapons, and throwing stars.

ya... awesomness all over

Naruto might not have a sword but they have that in the show.

fail

He has throwing stars and other weapons at his disposal.
sticks are badass

Also, Ryu has a forehead protecter. Naruto does too. So, what's the fucking deal.

forehead protectors arent cool, thats the deal

nuff said.

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cus naruto sucks at being a ninja and he wears orange. last time i checked, ninjas dont wear orange.

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its because naruto is a loser show for loser people. PERIOD. Not everyone likes ninjas. Also, real ninjas are much more interesting than fictional bullshit.


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At 7/20/07 01:02 AM, Airbuster wrote: I hate Naruto because it turns nerds into bigger nerds, and I hate being in the presence of big nerds, because it's just shameful... to openly express that you have no life at all.

Wow, it's pretty funny how what you said is based solely on conjecture. I watch and enjoy Naruto and I'm anything but a Nerd. In my job, I'm a fence builder/contractor - something a "Nerd" or at least a "Nerd" of your description couldn't do. When you're carrying 90 lbs cement bags every other day and pulling cement footings from the ground and using high powered heavy machinery on jobs... you're not a "Nerd" ... So, Airbuster, there is flaw in your Naruto-fan logic.

And on a foot note - why do you even care how others lead their lives - shouldn't you be more concerned with your own life rather than others? Seriously, be more open minded. It's much more mature than cutting down someone or something just because they or it doesn't agree with you.


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At 7/19/07 11:52 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/19/07 11:31 PM, Skaface wrote:
At 7/19/07 10:19 PM, Infinite-one wrote:
At 7/7/07 07:42 PM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 5/27/07 01:16 PM, NarutoFanatic wrote: Okay, so first off everyone likes ninjas right? Sure they do.
Fuck you. Pirates always beat ninjas.
Hell no.

Highly trained killer > drunken idiot with a rusty sword.
Hungover madman with a cannon > guy with light, stealthy clothing and shurikens.
Wow. This is too easy. A cannon is inaccurate as hell and is useless against a single person. Also, if he has light, stealthy clothing, wouldn't that make it easier to dodge the cannon? One more thing, a ninja can throw shuriken faster than a pirate can load a cannon.

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Maybe people don't like Naruto becuase of too much tallking instead of fighting. You have to get used to all of that talking. The talking could take a whole entire episode up.

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Dude, deal with the fact that people hate. I like it, most hate it. Everyone is entitled to there own opinion.

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At 10/8/07 06:38 PM, Madninja2500 wrote: Maybe people don't like Naruto becuase of too much tallking instead of fighting. You have to get used to all of that talking. The talking could take a whole entire episode up.

There was absolutely NO need for you to bump this.


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here's why i hate naruto... OMG A SANDMAN AHHHHHH!!!!!1111!!111!

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Because its a terrible show with cheesey dialogue, terrible animation, and a plot with the depth of a spoon


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the topic starter FAILS


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At 10/8/07 06:44 PM, ParachuteFish wrote: Because its a terrible show with cheesey dialogue, terrible animation, and a plot with the depth of a spoon

I agree with this fine fellow here.


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Let us Review here...

Naruto doesn't actually kill people, in the Japanese and American versions he wears the most Un-stealthiest suit in the world (it is fucking orange) and he likes to scream out his moves before he actually even preforms them.

Example:

Let us say I am a WWE wrestler and I get picked to fight a real MMA, I enter the ring wearing a pink jumpsuit, and then to make things worse I scream things like:

"Bear Hug!" *jumps out to do a bear hug and gets reversed* because, by now the opponent hears the attack I am going to perform.


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