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OH BOY OH BOY!

I was at McDonalds one day when they were giving out hidden prizes on burger wrappings. Of course, you needed to get one that said "You win a trip to lazy town!". I ordered a burger and when I opened the wrapper, sweat came from me and dripped onto the burger. I slowly looked at the wrapper and it said "You lose".

I was depressed, I really started to hate McDonalds now. Until I saw a bald kid about 5 or 6 next to me with dark spots on his skin. His wrapper said he won! I walked over to him and asked if I could have the wrapper. He refused saying bullshit stuff like "This is my only wish in the world, to visit lazy town," he said with a faint voice.

I quickly responded with "GIVE ME THE FUCKING WRAPPER!" I tried to grab it but he moved his arm to the other side of his wheelchair. I then punched him in the face. I grabbed the wheelchair and slammed it into the wall and he fell out. It was pretty funny in a way, because he was scrambling all over the ground. I then proceeded to step on his back and stomp the ground to alert he was in my breeding territory.

He tried to roll over but I stepped off him and kicked him in the face. I then put him in the garbage can and ran out with the wrapper and said "If you tell anybody it was me, I will kill you". His father came out of the bathroom and pulled the kid out. The kid pointed to the janitor!

The good thing out of this is, I got to claim my prize to lazy town and had a death battle with cancer.

... Are you serious?

You have failed to entertain me. Now you must die.

At 5/26/07 11:45 PM, I-Jaf wrote: You have failed to entertain me. Now you must die.

Not if cancer kills me first.

If this was real...SHIT. You are one nasty cunt, oh yes you are. If it's real, that is :\

I'm sure you'll be treated very kindly by big-blue and bubba serving 20-25...ish

This story is rather retarded than funny. I mean, why the hell make a fake story about beating up a kid with cancer, We all know that it isnt true, but wtf dude, why dont you try making intelligent posts, maybe just somewhat intelligent, like atleast border line retarded,

At 5/26/07 11:47 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: If this was real...SHIT. You are one nasty cunt, oh yes you are. If it's real, that is :\

Because they'd really be giving out trips to a fictional t.v show town.

You sir, are a fucking moron.

At 5/27/07 12:02 AM, Denver-Max wrote:

At 5/26/07 11:47 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: If this was real...SHIT. You are one nasty cunt, oh yes you are. If it's real, that is :\

Because they'd really be giving out trips to a fictional t.v show town.

You sir, are a fucking moron.

Yar, M A REEL DUMASS HYUK HYUK HYUK..DUHH...*drool*

At 5/26/07 11:42 PM, Complete wrote: The good thing out of this is, I got to claim my prize to lazy town and had a death battle with cancer.

You ,sir, are a real man.

At 5/27/07 12:04 AM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:
Yar, M A REEL DUMASS HYUK HYUK HYUK..DUHH...*drool*

Pretty much.

I wish I could go to Lazytown. Me and Sporticus would go on wacky adventures that would be filmed into an Oscar-winning movie directed by George Lucas. ='(

At 5/27/07 12:00 AM, ripoffhitman wrote: This story is rather retarded than funny. I mean, why the hell make a fake story about beating up a kid with cancer, We all know that it isnt true, but wtf dude, why dont you try making intelligent posts, maybe just somewhat intelligent, like atleast border line retarded,

Oh I am sorry, I forgot newgrounds is a place where everything has to be serious and it can't be funny at all. I GOT A IDEA ASSHOLE, I MEAN I SHOULD BE ALL SERIOUS AND NOT KICK BACK AND RELAX. OH GEE WIZ, MAYBE I WAS DOING IT FOR PEOPLE'S ENTERTAINMENT AND NOT MAKE PEOPLE TAKE IT SERIOUS?

Honestly, if you think this is true you are a dumbass. Go choke on your own lung.

At 5/27/07 12:07 AM, Denver-Max wrote:

At 5/27/07 12:04 AM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:
Yar, M A REEL DUMASS HYUK HYUK HYUK..DUHH...*drool*

Pretty much.

You're really hurting me with your words. Owie.

Thats Always nice

That made me laugh so hard...

Take me to Lazytown or I'll tell.

This Is So Brutal!))

Why? I mean, the violence is fine, commendable even, but what is there to do at Lazytown?

It Was quite funny :)

congratulations and I thought retarded was the dumbest you could get.

At 5/27/07 01:11 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Why? I mean, the violence is fine, commendable even, but what is there to do at Lazytown?

Well, you can bake cakes and sail the sea's.

At 5/27/07 01:13 AM, jesseRYU wrote: congratulations and I thought retarded was the dumbest you could get.

Did you know you have to start sentences with a capital letter?

Did you know that making a stupid thread like this is just.....well stupid?

At 5/27/07 01:19 AM, Complete wrote: Well, you can bake cakes and sail the sea's.

We have that at my house. Plus, I got booze and porn. You ain't gonna see bobs @ lt.

At 5/27/07 01:21 AM, jesseRYU wrote: Did you know that making a stupid thread like this is just.....well stupid?

Just because YOU obviously don't like this thread doesn't mean you have the right (Well, you do) to come into the thread and start calling me retarded. Some people liked it, but since YOU don't like it, I am automatically considered more dumber than a retard?

Go back to your crypt and die, fagot.

At 5/27/07 01:21 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/27/07 01:19 AM, Complete wrote: Well, you can bake cakes and sail the sea's.

We have that at my house. Plus, I got booze and porn. You ain't gonna see bobs @ lt.

Stephanie of lazy town is a whore, she will let you see her bobs for 5 bucks. Now, I ask you one question. What would you rather see? Porn, or Stephanie's hot breat?

At 5/27/07 01:26 AM, Complete wrote: Porn, or Stephanie's hot breat?

The first. But only because of jail.

At 5/27/07 01:28 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/27/07 01:26 AM, Complete wrote: Porn, or Stephanie's hot breat?

The first. But only because of jail.

Stephanie wouldn't report you to the FBI, BECAUSE LAZY TOWN DOESN'T HAVE ANY PATROL UNITS OR FBI TASK FORCE TO ENFORCE THE LAW.

At 5/27/07 01:24 AM, Complete wrote:

At 5/27/07 01:21 AM, jesseRYU wrote: Did you know that making a stupid thread like this is just.....well stupid?

Just because YOU obviously don't like this thread doesn't mean you have the right (Well, you do) to come into the thread and start calling me retarded. Some people liked it, but since YOU don't like it, I am automatically considered more dumber than a retard?

Go back to your crypt and die, fagot.

Ok you have fun baking cakes with Mr.Rogers at his house in lazy town...while your their tell your buddy Michal Jackson I said hi.

You showed him!