Megalomaniak: After starting a fight with his school principal over his low grades he starts to threaten him with a stapler. He fires several staples towards the principal who responded in punching him to the ground. Megalomaniak hit his head on the way down and died. The principal was arrested for child abuse and did not get his staples back.
Rowan-Tea: Rowan-Tea was a local window cleaner. He enjoyed his job, but he met his demise at his next door neighbours house. No one was home and he was cleaning their windows as a favour. He rested his window wiper on a ladder step, still within reach, when it fell after it was nudged. Rowan-Tea quickly reacted by trying to grab it. Instead, he fell off the ladder and was knocked unconcious into his bucket of water. Rowan-Tea would have survived the fall, had he not drowned in his cleaning liquid.
Darklilangel23: Working as a cop, Darklilangel23 was in the middle of a stake-out where they were waiting for evidence of a man killing his wife. Everything was going well until her partner spilled hot coffee over her lap which made her jump out of the car and screamed ferociously jumping up and down. Her gun fell out the holster, hit the grund and fired into her skull.
Drift-And-Die: Drift-And-Die was all packed and ready to go on holiday with his friend Jack. They were waiting in line for weapon detection. Jack went through with no problem while Drift-And-Die had to stay behind for metal inspection. Jack went to go for a cup of coffee while Drift-And-Die stayed being searched. Jack came back with a coffee for each of them and went to see if his friend had stopped being searched yet. Drift-And-Die noticed that he couldn't see him. It's unfortunate that at that time the searches asked him to pull his passport out of his front pocket. He grabbed his passport and vigorously brought his arm out of his pocket to wave. He shouted "Hi Jack!" at the top of his voice. An officer mistook this for "This is a hi-jack" and shot Drift-And-Die in the chest. He later died in hospital.
KermitTheMuppet: In the state of Texas, KermitTheMuppet was on trial for shooting eight people and robbing a bank. Even though the police had found him with the money, the murder weapon and the driver of the getaway car had pointed him out, he still found the need to plead his innocence. He told the court "How could they have known it was me if I was wearing a mask?"
KermitTheMuppet was later sentenced to death.
Blob1994: Blob1994 was known as the first man in the world to be gassed to death by his own fart. He lived in a small apartment and he only existed on a diet of beans and root vegetables. The recipe for disaster was further compounded by the fact that his tiny, single-room was very poorly ventilated, partly due to his attempts to insulate the room against cold winter drafts. He was found by his landlord and taken to hospital, where he was pronounced dead from inhaling excessive amounts of methane.
Nekrozoa: Nekrozoa tried breaking into a corner shop with a brick. He smashed the window and jumped inside and looted the shop for as much as he could carry. When he heard the police arrive, he took haste by jumping outside the window and running off. Instead, he was found dead just outside the window. How? He cut his throat on the broken glass from his entry.
Grimscott: After his wife gained excessive weight, Grimscott waited for his wife to go on holiday and froze himself to death in the freezer. He was found attatched to a note saying "See if you can chew on this."
TheManBehindTheFlash: After playing chicken with his friends on a railway track. Before the train came, he got in a slurred conversation with one of his friends about which track not to stand on. In the end, the talk became so violent that TheManBehindTheFlash punched his partner and forced him onto the line in which his friend said was the line not to stand on. When nothing happened to his friend, TheManBehindTheFlash jeered in victory of winning this argument about which line not to step on. All so much, that he forgot the train was coming and died on impact of the train.
XxLifelessxX: XxLifelessxX was judging a dope contest, seeing who could grow the best marijuana. After much testing, all the judges and participants were too stoned to tell whose dope was the best. Instead, they got into a discussion of who should go for pizza. XxLifelessxX jeered that he would go. On the way there, he crossed the road and saw a bus beeping at him. He took a moment to stop and tell the car too chill. Straight after, he was hit by the car and his skull was fractured from impact on the windscreen. He died soon after.
TechFlash: TechFlash was the leader of a religion that supported sex with plants. Most people criticised him for the acts he did, and was later assassinated for plant abuse.
I'll do the rest when I'm less tired or can be arsed. Goodnight for now!
