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davidofmk771

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Posted at: 5/26/07 01:58 AM

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I was on the far side of the feild. I was armed with a standard rifle and paint baloon. They had bikes, paint traps, and other things. The only thing we had as an advantage was a bigger camp and a slingshot wagon with four large wagons, a block of large woodwth a hole, and a sling shot the size of a person. We had paint baloons, so we could win. I was assistant leader, and in the front. The camps had tents and things. We had a shed. The other team hat their bikes charge, and we fired at will. I took a bike and used a paint baloon on their camp. I rode back. Everyone charged, and it was a huge battle. The old warehouse was also used as a battle ground too. Me and my friend, Chris, ran in, with stolen paint buckets, thwowning it on everyone. Then, he was shot multiple times. He and I stole lines from Lord of the Rings. then, he was put out from pain. I fell on my knees, crying, swearing revenge. An hour later, we went back too then camps. The scientist made a large bomb and glider. I was the pilot, from experience. The large cliff was my ambush ground. We were surrounded by cliffs. I did a bombing on the camp. But They had rich kids, who could get AA paint guns. I was shoked when more gliders came for me. I got my back up gun and shot, forcing them to go down. I had to swirl down and land. The landing spot had a flashlight, like me. I had to jump off, hurting me a little. The whole week was going to be war. No parents could come, all signed a contract. The scientist worked on a bomb that could destroy their camp. The nex two days were no real importaint things. It was tuesday. I was watching the t.v. when I saw a glider in the air. The other team, red and blue striped flag, made an outpost. The road connecting us was blocked by a fence. Our solid red flag with a yellow circle was on the captain shed, the biggest. Then, the place flooded. The battle ground was 5 feet lower then the camps or warehouse. They started boats and flooded the place. We only had an emergency raft. This battle was made on water. We had one extra slingshot, small enough to fit on the raft. I, again, piloted. I had to fire at them. After 2 boats, I was sunk and swam back. It was a battle until the next day, thursday. We made boats, and acted like we were fighters and destroyers. Then the water sank back down. Friday was the final battle. We had land and air. The river in there made sea. It was brutal. The whole place was like a rainbow. Then, we haulted. Their leader was taken, and shot. The fighting slowly ended. and that night, we made a huge camp, and went on the next day protecting it from the kids with the purple flag. Together, we made nice breakthroughs in paint. Then the richest kid had a pool party with everyone, as celibration, and I stored all of the weapons and other things made in my huge basement, so we could fight the other neighborhods for control, and we ruled, all as one, with advanced paint fighting.

The End.

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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Posted at: 5/26/07 01:59 AM

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Wow, I doublt one person will read that word for word. Congrats on wasting your time.


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Zen444

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:00 AM

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At 5/26/07 01:58 AM, davidofmk771 wrote: The End.

OH GOD! Wall of text!

Someone hold me...


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Kazzar

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:01 AM

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Was your tab key missing or something?

Newgrounds is probably the most gayest thing I ever heard of.

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esko-man

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:01 AM

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I was hoping this would be about MS Paint...

Now I'm disappointed

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SherioushLishp

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:03 AM

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I literally read the first sentance or two then skipped the rest. I has 1 werd 4 joo. PARAGRAFS!

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davidofmk771

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:03 AM

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At 5/26/07 02:01 AM, Kazzar wrote: Was your tab key missing or something?

Yes, and enter, and e.

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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Posted at: 5/26/07 02:13 AM

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Paragraphs would be nice.

I hit women.

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Grimscott

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:08 AM

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So, I was minding my own business, exploring the BBS, when suddenly, out of no where, this HUGE wall of text comes out and almost breaks my nose.

Also, you made my hat lop-sided.

And I think I have a headache.

Yeah. . .that story sucked.

Epic Win of Paint

I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.

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Dalario

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:10 AM

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At 5/26/07 03:08 AM, Grimscott wrote: So, I was minding my own business, exploring the BBS, when suddenly, out of no where, this HUGE wall of text comes out and almost breaks my nose.

Also, you made my hat lop-sided.

And I think I have a headache.

Yeah. . .that story sucked.

Make a webcomic, right now please.

I'm making Signatures and Profile pictures. Want one ? Just drop by in my profile and do a request !

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TheNotoriousCAF

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:14 AM

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At 5/26/07 03:10 AM, Dalario wrote:
At 5/26/07 03:08 AM, Grimscott wrote: So, I was minding my own business, exploring the BBS, when suddenly, out of no where, this HUGE wall of text comes out and almost breaks my nose.

Also, you made my hat lop-sided.

And I think I have a headache.

Yeah. . .that story sucked.
Make a webcomic, right now please.

Don't encourage him, that POS burned my eyes.
also, cocks. [ignore]More text, because i have to much of a quote.[/ignore]


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Grimscott

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:32 AM

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At 5/26/07 03:14 AM, TheNotoriousCAF wrote:
At 5/26/07 03:10 AM, Dalario wrote:
At 5/26/07 03:08 AM, Grimscott wrote:

:stuff

Make a webcomic, right now please.
Don't encourage her, that POS burned my eyes.
also, cocks. [ignore]More text, because i have to much of a quote.[/ignore]

Hey! That took me five whole minutes to make. Do you know how exhausted I am?!

You're obviously just jealous that you have yet to master the secret art of MS Paint.

Also, fixed yer post.

I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.

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Xboxlively

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:33 AM

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tl;dr

GEMME THA SLEDGEHAMMA! IMA GO SMASH SUM WALLS O' TEXT!

I want to know everything. I want to go everywhere. I want to fuck everyone in the world. I want to do something that matters.

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Kuro

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:34 AM

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I think this wall may be too strong and well fortified for me to break through.

The meaning may never be rescued.

Epic Win of Paint

Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Cheekyvincent

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:34 AM

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using paragraphs makes it possible to read and keeps the readers attention


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A12

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Posted at: 5/26/07 03:37 AM

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At 5/26/07 03:08 AM, Grimscott wrote: So, I was minding my own business, exploring the BBS, when suddenly, out of no where, this HUGE wall of text comes out and almost breaks my nose.

Also, you made my hat lop-sided.

And I think I have a headache.

Yeah. . .that story sucked.

lol man you are good...

Hi Inferno

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Posted at: 5/26/07 04:01 AM

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Mmm... texty

For the last time, i don't know how to rip a CD!!

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At 5/26/07 02:00 AM, Zen444 wrote:
At 5/26/07 01:58 AM, davidofmk771 wrote: The End.
OH GOD! Wall of text!

Someone hold me...

You're too fucking heavy,

Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.

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Mud-Man

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Posted at: 5/26/07 05:21 AM

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i bet joo guys made the topic starter cry!!!!!111!@2one!!

varjyknah peeknohr bhewbz

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Zen444

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Posted at: 5/26/07 05:23 AM

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At 5/26/07 04:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: You're too fucking heavy,

A strong man such as yourself should be able to hold me.


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Abyssus

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Posted at: 5/26/07 05:24 AM

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At 5/26/07 02:01 AM, esko-man wrote: I was hoping this would be about MS Paint...
Now I'm disappointed

So would I...Hold me?


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Enoll

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Posted at: 5/26/07 05:28 AM

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At 5/26/07 02:13 AM, KillerCRS wrote: Paragraphs would be nice.

That.

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