story

[crazerfish50]

I thought this would be interesting. I begin the story, and everyone else finishes it. so heres the beginning.

It's a simple day, many of the people in the town are out and about. but one boy, johnny dafel, is sitting there. Johnny just lost his girlfriend. You see, it was 5 months ago. He was walking around when he went into a private school to murder small rich children when he realises, it is not a private shool, but his own house ( he'd been drinking) and unfortanutley strangles his wife with a hotdog bun because he thought she was a small rich child.

Johnny gets up and looks out the window. Life is grand out there. UNTIL!! ninja monkeys jump out of nowhere and slaughter you're 75 year old neighbor, carel, with a bannana hammok :p. The ninja monkeys run rampid. killing all. when a car drives up and takes out a monkey. and so a man jumps out. He is wearing nothing but underwear, some bullet shells around his chest, and is holding a retartadly pink machine gun. It's Tom Cruise. He rolls to the other side of the road and fires his retatedly pink gun. Taking out five monkeys and the Aflak duck. Johnny walks outside to watch closer. he is wearing nothing but a robe, and is holding a coffee mug with a picture of J-Lo on it. Tom cruise sees him and throws him a retartadly pink grenade. " Dude, you want me to throw this? " Johnny asked Tom cruise " YES!!" he yells back. Johnny picks the tabby thing of and throws it. It blows up in a fiery inferno. It would have looked more manly if it hadn't been for the pink fire.

Feeling refreshed after taking out ninja monkeys with a pink grenade, he throws his cofee mug at one. Tom cruise is happy about this, so after he dispatches the ninja monkeys, he tells Johnny to take off his clothes and put on this extra pair of POWER UNDIES!! he brought with him. " come johnny, we must kill the rest of the monkeys!" and so the underwear duo go into the story to defeat the monkeys.

okay, now you guys continue the story.

[NimbleElephant]

Then everyone died.

[Kratos64]

that wasnt funny it seems like u were trying to make a joke that u made up along the way...i dont wanna add to that stuff

[crazerfish50]

wrong. they didn't die. continue the story for real.

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 5/25/07 04:16 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Then everyone died.

And their bodies eaten by Al Qaeda.

[Duffi]

Except Jesus, he survived the random encounter.

[slevin]

At 5/25/07 04:18 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:

At 5/25/07 04:16 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Then everyone died.

And their bodies eaten by Al Qaeda.

The Al Qaeda got bombs dropped on their heads.

[crazerfish50]

wow. this is dissapointing.

[NimbleElephant]

At 5/25/07 04:20 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: wow. this is dissapointing.

Honestly, what did you expect?

[slevin]

At 5/25/07 04:20 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: wow. this is dissapointing.

So's your mother!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[crazerfish50]

i expected someone to think it was funny.

[shadowblade500]

At 5/25/07 04:23 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: i expected someone to think it was funny.

i thought it was funny......maybe........possibly......no!

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 5/25/07 04:23 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: i expected someone to think it was funny.

The most hilarious thing I ever read.

[crazerfish50]

At 5/25/07 05:11 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:

At 5/25/07 04:23 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: i expected someone to think it was funny.

The most hilarious thing I ever read.

okay, thanks. now please continue it

[Daniel-M]

So, they all decided it would be fun to experiment with razors

[crazerfish50]

At 5/25/07 05:33 PM, Daniel-M wrote: So, they all decided it would be fun to experiment with razors

thank you. I'll do the next one since no one else except you seems to want to.

So, after shaving, they walk into the city. It's complete chaos. Fire, death, and paris hilton music is everywhere. " what should we do Tom Cruise?" Johnny asks. Tom Cruise thinks for a moment "WE MUST DANCE!!" and so both of them, in there power undies, bust a move. There dancing is so popular, jannet jackson has a stroke, the sell out world wide, oh yeah, and all the monkeys in town have seizures and die slow painful colorful deaths. " I love you Tom Cruise" johnny says, jumping into Tom cruises arms and hugging him. " and i love you too. always" he says in a low, tender loving voice. And so, after that acward seen of affection, they walk on, retardedly pink weapons in hand, to rid the world of ninja monkeys.

-To be continued

[crazerfish50]

continue.

Now we find our hero's, Tom cruise, and Johnny, walking through the barren Arizona dessert. "So Tom Cruise, where do you see youre self in the future?" Johnny asked. "Well johnny, as Oprha told me 'you go jump on someone elses @#$%@ expensive couch!' and since Oprahs always right, thats where." there was a long silence. When all of a sudden, a suicide ninja monkey bomber ran right into them, and blew up. They flew way into the sky, again taking out the AFLAK duck, and landed in Pittsburg. There were millions of monkeys! and for some odd reason they were all wearing steeler shirts. Oh wait, those are people, my bad.

And so, our hero's braved the horrors of pittsburg. And when the got out, they didn't even remember seeing any monkeys :p. " wow Tom cruise, where to next?" Johnny asked. Tom cruise thought........and thought........and thought so bloody long, that johnny was about to pull the trigger on the gun pointed at his mouth when an idea made it from Tom Cruises small cereabrel cortex, to his mouth, so he made a small 'meep' sound. Then he talked about his plan. that took so bloody long, that I'm sick of writing for the moment.

-To be continued

[Joe67]

Usually these kind of things are not THIS long. Cause we're all lazy.

[crazerfish50]

they don't have to be THAT long, but at least a paragraghe would be nice.

[JadeTheAssassin]

THE END OF THE STORY IS THIS:

JadeTheAssassin eats whoever keeps making these horrible "YOU CONTINUE MY STUPID STORY" threads.

END.