For The Love Of Tom Help Me

[flashfrozen]

I Did terrible my first semester in Collage I mean they boys in animal house did better than me. the next semester I did much better but my state and federal grants will not be for next year. so I ask you please help me find scholarships for a 20 year old white male left handed. please :'( I am desperate ( PA resident) I am sure the great minds of the XKCD forms can help me (note please pm so others don't snag them first (I know that this is shelf but heavy I am Desperate))

[StoneGuy]

first off you misspelled college, you wrote collage, which is a picture made up of little pieces of other things (paper, photos, etc)

but anyways, talk to a banker

since when are people too worried to go to the arts and crafts store for some collage

[flashfrozen]

At 5/25/07 12:47 AM, ThreeStar wrote: If you've no longer got the grades or anything to prove you're a good student, it's really unlikely that anyone will award you with a scholarship.

I think you have three options here:

3. Play the lottery.

I have no luck

2. Take out a loan.

done + 2000 in debt

1. Get a job.

done it is shit

[killerjeff]

wait you were twenty in collage?
I started collage when I was sixteen. lol
anyway just do what you do best

[galatea1]

At 5/25/07 12:48 AM, flashfrozen wrote:

3. Play the lottery.

I have no luck

2. Take out a loan.

done + 2000 in debt

1. Get a job.

done it is shit

If you've been to college and you're only 2,000 dollars in debt, I'd say you made out like a bandit!!! Count your blessings!!! And fear not: most jobs you have at twenty years old will be crap. Hang in there, try to get some sort of an education and it will get better.

[galatea1]

One more thing: do you absolutely need to go to a four-year-college? Most people I know have done quite well going to a tech or buisness college. Myself included. Either way, take a typing course. You'll never get anywhere if you can't do up a decent resume' or report.

[galatea1]

At 5/25/07 02:24 AM, galatea1 wrote: One more thing: do you absolutely need to go to a four-year-college? Most people I know have done quite well going to a tech or *buisness* college. Myself included. Either way, take a typing course. You'll never get anywhere if you can't do up a decent resume' or report.

Business. Crap it all up!!! Looks like I, too, need to brush up on teh skillz.

[ZeeAk]

At 5/25/07 02:27 AM, galatea1 wrote:
Business. Crap it all up!!! Looks like I, too, need to brush up on teh skillz.

You quoted yourself. :P

Yea, so do a lot of other NG-ers.

[DevourerJay]

why dont you just use online courses?
or go to a Community College?

[xinfernoxox]

1. Get a job.

done it is shit\

why dont you take a job as a lazy boy
that will work
but i dont think you will get good payed

[galatea1]

At 5/25/07 02:28 AM, Dr34m3r wrote:

At 5/25/07 02:27 AM, galatea1 wrote:
Business. Crap it all up!!! Looks like I, too, need to brush up on teh skillz.

You quoted yourself. :P

Yea, so do a lot of other NG-ers.

I like others to know what I am talking about; ergo, the self quote. But I hate it when I misspell; as it destroys my credibility as the Imperial Grand Wizard of the Royal Pain in the Ass Grammar Nazis.