The Pattern of Rap Music

[Bus-Driver]

Here is how almost every rap song plays.

1. Beautifull original intro that makes the song sound awsome.
2. Rapper comes and starts to shout words like "Aye" and "Oh!" and makes the song retarded.
3. Rapper starts bragging about his cars and about all the women that have sucked his dick because he has a ton of money even though he is realy creepy and has a annoying personality.
4. Half-naked black chick grinding in a generic background.
5. Other rapper comes in and says 5 words
6. Half-naked black chick grinding in a generic background.
7. Half-naked black chick grinding in a generic background.
8. Women with huge asses doing some lame dance, such as the drop lock and pop it.
9. Rappers sits on a tower of money while throwing money.
10. Song ends.

[ZeroAsALimit]

You don't turn the television or radio off, do you? Nerdcore > Gangsta.

[jesseRYU]

your forgot

11. the constant use of the same words over and over.
12. how gangster he is even when his grandma still sends him cookies.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Turn off the radio...

[fahrenheit]

is your idea of rap a mtv music video?

[BirthofaNova]

I will shorten your post. Rap is dull and boring.

Rap sucks.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 5/24/07 11:58 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: I will shorten your post. Rap is dull and boring.

Rap sucks.

Every genre is dull. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GLENN BRANCA IS IN THE HOUSE!

[KoolAIDS]

Ignorance>>>

[Bolo]

Let me read you a quote from the most epic rap ever created.

I proudly Present:

"FACK" - Eminem

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fuck I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
I need a cigarette now
oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww

[DickandNoodleSoup]

At 5/24/07 11:54 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Here is how almost every rap song plays.

You've ruined the magic : (

[Neiliomedeilio]

Going in my sig because it's true!

[Electric-Bla]

At 5/25/07 12:03 AM, DickandNoodleSoup wrote: You've ruined the magic : (

No, ruining the magic would be saying snape kills dumbledore.
:O

[Bus-Driver]

At 5/25/07 12:07 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 5/25/07 12:03 AM, DickandNoodleSoup wrote: You've ruined the magic : (

No, ruining the magic would be saying snape kills dumbledore.

O

Damnit I didn't get to that part yet!

[jesseRYU]

At 5/25/07 12:11 AM, Bus-Driver wrote:

At 5/25/07 12:07 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 5/25/07 12:03 AM, DickandNoodleSoup wrote: You've ruined the magic : (

No, ruining the magic would be saying snape kills dumbledore.

O

Damnit I didn't get to that part yet!

lol, that fucking book

[Krykos]

At 5/24/07 11:54 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Here is how almost every rap song plays.

And that's how mainstream rap works.

Try Blue Scholars or Jurassic 5 at least. They don't try to make songs about hookers, or weed, or etc, and they hardly ever use swear words for the hell of it.

And if you dislike that, fair enough. It is your taste in music after all.

[Zen444]

At 5/24/07 11:56 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Nerdcore > Gangsta.

They Might Be Giants suck.

[Sekhem]

Actual Necro lyrics:

"Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip your self nude first so you don't get blood on your new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shits hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And your bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Your victim will stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnant"

Doesn't follow your "rules" of rap and is clearly awesome.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 5/25/07 05:41 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 5/24/07 11:56 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Nerdcore > Gangsta.

They Might Be Giants suck.

I thought they were a Rock band. I'm not schooled enough in TMBG to really talk about them.

[Mr-Pope]

At 5/25/07 05:27 AM, Krykos wrote: Blue Scholars

!

Their new album Bayani is pretty, pretty, pretty good. 'ip-'op album of the year so far.

[Incognitus]

You forgot how most rappers rhyme 'N*ggaz' with 'N*ggaz' at least three times in a row.

[Mr-Pope]

Still, better than any rock or metal music where you just get some long-haired old dude screaming shit about the devil or how depressed he is LOL.

[Bassfire]

At 5/25/07 10:01 AM, Mr-Pope wrote: Still, better than any rock or metal music where you just get some long-haired old dude screaming shit about the devil or how depressed he is LOL.

Are u that simple minded about rock or metal?! Honestly man u dont no a thing about rock n roll. For starters bands that scream about the devil is called death metal and people who bitch about how depressed they r is called EMO. Also if u put the two together u get Screamo. Those r the genres that have poisoned the music industry even moreso. I hate rap because there is barely any skill involved creating it. Hell all that it is is some guy who writes lyrics and then creates the music from bits and pieces of beats, riffs and/or licks. Its basicallyjust a guy or group of guys talking over some so called music. Rock n roll is so much different. Its more or less a group effort put in by the band. If they all work together and like each other and their isnt much conflict involved then they could produce something revolutionary and steer the music industry in an entirely new direction. There are some rap artists who dont rap about the same bullshit over and over again about how much sex/drugs/money they have and I do respect them for that. Also songs dont have to make sense or u dont have to believe in the lyrics of them. And if u think Im rambling senselessly now then dont get me started on the so called "Rock n Roll hall of fame"

[the-amazing-joe]

At 5/25/07 12:02 AM, Bolo wrote: Let me read you a quote from the most epic rap ever created.

I proudly Present:

"FACK" - Eminem

this rap is better:

"Without Me" - EMINEM

[Intro - Obie Trice]
"Obie Trice. Real Name, No Gimmicks"

[Intro 1 2X]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

[Intro 2]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back;

[Verse 1]
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips, “Fuck That!�
Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie !!"

[Chorus 2X]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..

[Chorus 2X]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me..

[Chorus 2X]

(DO do do do do do)
(La la la la la la)

[metalstorm]

At 5/25/07 10:20 AM, Bassfire wrote:

Are u that simple minded about rock or metal?! Honestly man u dont no a thing about rock n roll. For starters bands that scream about the devil is called death metal and people who bitch about how depressed they r is called EMO. Also if u put the two together u get Screamo. Those r the genres that have poisoned the music industry even moreso. I hate rap because there is barely any skill involved creating it.

So basically you go on to describe how diverse rock is and then follow up by saying that you hate rap because theres hardly any skill involved in it. Ignorance much?

Hell all that it is is some guy who writes lyrics and then creates the music from bits and pieces of beats, riffs and/or licks. Its basicallyjust a guy or group of guys talking over some so called music. Rock n roll is so much different. Its more or less a group effort put in by the band. If they all work together and like each other and their isnt much conflict involved then they could produce something revolutionary and steer the music industry in an entirely new direction.

To streyotype an entire genre like that is both stupid and ignorant. I can assure you that in general the composition of a rap song would involve just as much co-operation as the composition of a rock song.

There are some rap artists who dont rap about the same bullshit over and over again about how much sex/drugs/money they have and I do respect them for that.

Lame attempt at the 'I'm-educated-about-rap-and- I-have-a-balanced-opinion' card

Also songs dont have to make sense or u dont have to believe in the lyrics of them. And if u think Im rambling senselessly now then dont get me started on the so called "Rock n Roll hall of fame"

What does the Rock n Roll hall or fame prove? That rock stars are so narcissistic that they need to devote a hall of fame to themselves? The amount of trophys in a Rock n Roll hall of fame has nothing to do with the success of rap. They're both independent of each other and just because rap doesnt have a hall of fame in no way means that rap is inferior.

[lolomfgisuck]

I want to make a rap video... I'm going to wear a suit made out of one-hundred dollar bills while I hang out the sun roof of a stretch hummer on 24's (with spinners of course) tossing out money to all the big bootied black bitches in thongs that I pass on the street.

Everybody int he video will be holding a 40oz of O.E.

The chours will consist of the following:
"I love Jesus, but I'll shoot that nugga in his face for some cash, uhhhh"
Repeat x17

[yurgenburgen]

Yurgenburgen's typical rap song:

Yo yo, yo yo.

Last wednesday I fucked this hooker in the ass,
Jizzed in her eyes then smashed her with a glass.
Then I mentioned that I've been shot nine times,
And because I'm hardcore, I paid her in dimes.

Two days later I was rollin' with ma boyz,
We pulled up outside a shop that mainly sells toyz.
We go in heavy, shot a little girl in her knee cap,
She started sucking my dick, my cum was like tree sap.

Held up the joint, made off with four billion large,
Bought my dad a bungalow, my mother a barge.
Me an' my boyz rolled off to a generic nightclub,
We shot our way in, rub a dub dub.

After two shots of Hennessey we were loaded,
I saw a ho walking by, my dick just exploded.
I don't know what Hennessey is; it was mentioned in some rap song,
The ho told me it is cognac, then she started sucking my dong.

A hangover was inevitable, rappers can't handle their drink,
My brother Jizz-Kayo said "We'z get a kebab, ah think."
We ordered our meatz then I pulled out my gat,
A bitch with huge jugs walked past, and I accidentally shot my dick off.

Yo yo, yo yo... (to fade).

[crazerfish50]

I hate rap. you stupid rappers can talk about all the crap you bought with you're godforsaken money all you want, i don't give a @#$%#@%@$$%$@!@#@$$!$#!$#$ and that#@#$@#$!#%@##@$##@ freaking idiotic#@!$&&****^$^#%$@@#$$#!@$@#@$ stupidE#$#@$#@$$$!@$#%%@ girls can make my freaking day, I don't care you#!@$#!$#@%$%$#%%@^##@#$. I hope this sends the message to peopl " i hate rap."

[crazerfish50]

that was the funniest thing i've ever heard.

[Splurda]

some rap is good. old school is alot better for lyrics tho.

[migzs]

Will Smith never cursed on his fresh beats