I have some bad news.

[Emitt]

My dog Emitt died today. Your all are probally like who gives a fuck. It was so sad he has only live 9 years. He was a American Boxer who weighed 110 pounds. Thats pretty big for a American Boxer. He was the best dog you could of asked for. Some Notorius things he did he pushed my friend down stairs, He ate 60 no-bake cookies,and he ate all the food in my house once. All I have to say is R.I.P Emitt and have a long life in doggie heaven

[WhenShitHitsTheFan]

I thought you were going to kill yourself.

(

[strumpy]

LOL he's probably happy he's not with you anymore

that was pretty mean..

[galatea1]

I'm so sorry...poor doggie!! How did he die?

[D3NTATUS]

why is your account name the same as your dead dogs?

[TNT]

At 5/24/07 09:56 PM, Emitt wrote: My dog Emitt died today. Your all are probally like who gives a fuck. It was so sad he has only live 9 years. He was a American Boxer who weighed 110 pounds. Thats pretty big for a American Boxer. He was the best dog you could of asked for. Some Notorius things he did he pushed my friend down stairs, He ate 60 no-bake cookies,and he ate all the food in my house once. All I have to say is R.I.P Emitt and have a long life in doggie heaven

I'm sorry about your dog. I'll say this, this will most likely be the only post that will be sorry about your dog.

[RTL]

Im sorry... He is in dog heaven now.

[S-E5000]

At 5/24/07 09:56 PM, Emitt wrote: My dog Emitt died today. Your all are probally like who gives a fuck. It was so sad he has only live 9 years

Bummer, loseing a pet is hard especially if you have had it for so long .......

[Yutxz]

You almost made me cry :[

Almost *evil grin*

[Emitt]

He just died today. He died from liver cancer. Thank for all your sympathy.

[the-amazing-joe]

your dog died the day after you named you account after him.
that sucks.

[galatea1]

Woiw. People are being almost classy today! (most) I was expecting something like "he died when my giant penis tore him in two!!!" or something equally lame and stupid. The thread is still young, though...

[Kalandro]

Indeed, rest in peace Sir Emitt.

[galatea1]

At 5/24/07 10:01 PM, Emitt wrote: He just died today. He died from liver cancer. Thank for all your sympathy.

That sucks. at least you can maybe take some comfort from the fact that A) there was little you could have done as liver cancer kills HUMANS, much less dogs.And B) he died after living with someone who cared about him.

[Emitt]

I've had this account for like 4 months. I just always lurk. But I'm going to start posting.

[Yutxz]

At 5/24/07 10:01 PM, galatea1 wrote: Woiw. People are being almost classy today! (most) I was expecting something like "he died when my giant penis tore him in two!!!"

That's not funny. That's how my brother died.

[galatea1]

Wait...that didn't sound right. I meant "he died knowing that he was loved". That's what I meant.

[Emitt]

I knew what you mean't

[Yutxz]

At 5/24/07 10:05 PM, Emitt wrote: I've had this account for like 4 months. I just always lurk. But I'm going to start posting.

You've had this account for exactly two days.

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

At 5/24/07 09:58 PM, RTL wrote: Im sorry... He is in dog heaven now.

Dude, that doesn't count. All dogs go to heaven.

[D3NTATUS]

At 5/24/07 10:14 PM, Yutxz wrote:

At 5/24/07 10:05 PM, Emitt wrote: I've had this account for like 4 months. I just always lurk. But I'm going to start posting.

You've had this account for exactly two days.

Are you fucking retarded?

It says 2/23/07. Last time I checked, we're not in February.

[XxXJimmyXxX]

he died when my giant penis tore him in two!!!

[Yutxz]

At 5/24/07 10:14 PM, Yutxz wrote: You've had this account for exactly three months and two days.

Yes, that's what I said.

[TheWhatsit]

At 5/24/07 10:17 PM, XxXJimmyXxX wrote: he died when my giant penis tore him in two!!!

no, don't lie. we all know that the mailman ripped your dick off years ago.

[David]

He umm...probably died from eating 60 nobake cookies filled with COCOA. But that's just my guess. Sorry to hear.

[true-or-not]

At 5/24/07 09:58 PM, WhenShitHitsTheFan wrote: I thought you were going to kill yourself.

(

Frankly that's getting dumb the more times I see it.

[zyzy]

He probably died from sexual exhaustion from you butt fucking him so much

too much for NG's? maybe i'll see

[Maus]

At 5/24/07 10:19 PM, David wrote: He umm...probably died from eating 60 nobake cookies filled with COCOA. But that's just my guess. Sorry to hear.

A big dog like that would have to eat about 1/2 a pound of chocolate before it would kill them. My dog has eaten chocolate before and all it did was make him REALLY hyper for about 20 minutes. Which is not so good at that size. :(

Anyways, sorry to hear you lost your dog. It's always rough losing a pet. :((

[WadeFulp]

I've heard recently that grapes can be fatal to dogs too.

[N-Revantagonist]

At 5/24/07 10:29 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I've heard recently that grapes can be fatal to dogs too.

Lol no kidding?