Your Last Fortune Cookie?
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This would be a good way to weed out short attention spans from functioning brains. What did your last fortune cookie say? (IF you read yours.)
"Courtesy always brings rewards."
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Lol, luckily I just happened to have a fortune cookie in the house.
"Romance comes to life this year in a very unusual sort of way"
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I cant really remember...
I think it was something about curiosity... not sure tho
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At 5/22/07 12:36 PM, rolentogrenades wrote: This would be a good way to weed out short attention spans from functioning brains. What did your last fortune cookie say? (IF you read yours.)
Short attention spans? You fucking tool, attempting to recall this from long term memory will not test for short attention spans. Why?
First off, we don't try to learn what the fortune cookies say. Secondly, this is not scientific at all.
You fail harder at Psychology than I do and I'm failing pretty damned hard.
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That was quite a while ago. I really don't pay attention to the messages fortune cookies try to send me - 90% of the time they are false and what is stated on that little paper never happens.
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something about not overworking because what im looking for is closer then i think....at least something along the lines of that anyways. and that was a long time ago. so whatever it is, i still havent found it. wish i knew what it was at least.
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I cnat remember!! But it tasted good...
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What you think is IRRELEVANT.
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last fortune cookie i got, had lucky lottery numbers at them.
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I can't say I've ever had a fortune cookie. Where do you get them from?
Release your inner crazy.
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Never Forget
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At 5/22/07 03:49 PM, ianianian1111 wrote: last fortune cookie i got, had lucky lottery numbers at them.
Most of the ones distributed by restaurants here have that as a generic bonus on the back.
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At 5/22/07 12:36 PM, rolentogrenades wrote: This would be a good way to weed out short attention spans from functioning brains. What did your last fortune cookie say? (IF you read yours.)
"Courtesy always brings rewards."
Mine said:
"You are a capable, competent, creative and careful person :)"
I kept it because it's actually pretty accurate, but I can't get my webcam to focus for a pic.
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Mine was something like, "You will succeed at what you're currently doing."
I sure hope so =\
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I don't remember, but the last fortune I read said "You will receive a big prize/reward". I happened to be gambling at the time... yeah, it was fucking wrong.
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Mine said " Go to newgrounds and post" Ooooh creepy
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