Oh Teh Noes!

[Egeus]

Everyone thinks I'm really fucking creepy and deranged and a bad person. I'm sure alot of you have written sex stories on the internet. 2good2be4gotten is well known for writing them and I look up to him.

The other day I wrote this story and got my friend to post it. I also added the story to my blog so I could show a few friends without linking them to newgrounds. Well, it turns out that I do have some readers of my blog and they linked all their friends and so on.

So now everybody thinks I'm fucked up because I had a sex story on my blog. :(

[Seriana]

Don't do that shit on your school website.

[Egeus]

At 5/22/07 12:41 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Don't do that shit on your school website.

Erm, my personal blog... when did I say school website?

[bloodmasta0]

Unlucky, but I dont understand how referring more people to it is gonna help your image.

[NISMOelite]

The obviously have never been here.

[Papo]

Wow you really trashed your reputation.

[Skaface]

It's not because it's about sex. It's because it's un-interesting and boring. You have learned your daily lesson.

[Egeus]

At 5/22/07 01:13 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Wow you really trashed your reputation.

Yeah, I did, how long will it take before they get over it?

[EvgeniiEXTREMIST]

verey well written storie i kame everywhere

[Papo]

At 5/22/07 01:36 PM, Egeus wrote:

At 5/22/07 01:13 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Wow you really trashed your reputation.

Yeah, I did, how long will it take before they get over it?

Well i don't know i think you have to wait.

[strumpy]

Rule #1.
No one knows what your account name is on Newgrounds

Rule #2
Never give out Rule #1

[numbers]

At 5/22/07 12:35 PM, Egeus wrote: Everyone thinks I'm really fucking creepy and deranged and a bad person. So now everybody thinks I'm fucked up because I had a sex story on my blog. :(

Look on the bright side: If a chick you like asks you out, after reading your blog, she won't have to ask "what do you want to do to me?"!

Just say, "Weeeeell you read my blog, let's pick out what I'm gonna do to you out of there, aye!"

Atleast write a romance story. Sheeeesh.

If you want people to like you for writing sex stories, read through my old posts. Page 30-40 I think (ask Truth, he bookmarks that shit) and then hand it to a laday. And BAM instant fuck.

Just wait. Sooner or later some girl will be ASKING for you to demonstrate what's in that fucked up head of yours. And if not, well atleast you gave the rest of your friends some more jackoff material.

Sex-novel in the future as a job, maybe. God I love the internet.

[numbers]

At 5/22/07 02:11 PM, numbers wrote: If you want people to like you for writing sex stories, read through my old posts. Page 30-40 I think (ask Truth, he bookmarks that shit) and then hand it to a laday. And BAM instant fuck.

As this topic is a perfect example: Schwing!

Just replace the names of the members with the names of your friends (and all the girls you like), post it...and then wait. SOONER OR LATER some incredibly sexy girl will ask you out, knowing full well you're the kind of horny man she's been waiting for.

And if it STILL doesn't work out, well then your blog-readers will come to Newgrounds and make fun of you more because you whined. Nothing to do but laugh, and let time pass.

God I love the internet.

[numbers]

Btw here, give this to your friends if they ever ask you "how did you come up with such an awesome, sexy, bonerfying story?"

"I just thought of this girl":

[Egeus]

At 5/22/07 02:22 PM, numbers wrote: Btw here, give this to your friends if they ever ask you "how did you come up with such an awesome, sexy, bonerfying story?"

"I just thought of this girl":

God I love the internet!

[gwammah]

At 5/22/07 01:44 PM, EvgeniiEXTREMIST wrote: verey well written storie i kame everywhere

me 2, buddy

me 2

[dscream1]

0_o taths hot....

[Dezimo]

At 5/22/07 12:35 PM, Egeus wrote: ...2good2be4gotten...

he is deranged

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=66 2363