Ss Planning A Portal Attack

[L3vZX]

I managed to nab a quick screenshot before I was banned from the Star Syndicate... looks like they're up to no good again. This is the full text of the message posted on the Star Syndicate:

The final blow to NG we've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Tommorow night, at 12:00 EST, we will launch our ultimate assault on Newgrounds.com and completely destroy the pathetic excuse for a website.

I have already contacted most of you on IRC about this, but I will attempt to summarize it as best as I can here.

After 12:00 midnight tommorow, no single submission shall pass through the portal. With our new proxy voting engines (which I can't exactly delve into) the portal will be fucked forever as every single submission gets blammed. It won't even take more than one person to accomplish this. So don't sweat it if you miss out on our epic glory tommorow night, you'll get to see the fun for the rest of the time Wade and Tom strugge before shutting the site down.

And of course we have the backup plan, but I'm not going to spoil it in case you don't know (you'll find out in case we get foiled somehow) (which is unlikely to happen after all the planning we've done).

Now all we can do is wait..

[Nicko9y]

o noez

[ForcedDj]

Damn SS can't do anything to NG, I mean how are they going to make it vote 0 every time?

In other words, they can't do shit.

[CuriousHobo]

Mercinaries?

Somehow the development doesn't surprise me...

Sure the Newgrounds groups have an intelligence corps to validate this.

[sweet-tooth-pico-fan]

At 5/22/07 01:34 AM, SpeshilKay wrote: i have a bad feeling this is a decoy

mercinaries?

*KKKCCHHTT* Defense air-squad alpha reporting in. Over. *KKKCCHHTT*

[godsondagger]

Damn I hope Adam Phillips doesn't submit something soon.
haha well fuck SS I'm glad there doing this
So Tom can just IP ban them
so unless they get a new computer then there fucked.
wven the newest computer can only change url' like 10 times

[HLG]

yep thats right its fake totally fake nobody pay any mind to this faggot ;)

[Altarus]

Quit lying, no one is falling for anything the SS says anymore.

[Splurgle]

The Star Syndicate? I would like to see how they would manage to accomplish such a thing.

[Spite]

LMAO XD!!!!!! - "new proxy voting engines"
epic fail

[Splurgle]

And why would they be doing this? Just because they don't have any flash talent doesn't mean they have to pretend to crash NG.

[I-Jaf]

General... Prepare your troops for a surface attack!

[Alukhard]

Haha, it's a hoax like all other attacks and raids on NG.

[sweet-tooth-pico-fan]

At 5/22/07 01:51 AM, I-Jaf wrote: General... Prepare your troops for a surface attack!

*KKCCCHHTT* Copy that... wait... Permission to land? Our squad is low on Angry Faic missiles. Over *KKCCHHTT*

[4554551N]

Im tired of this. We need to Fuck THEIR websites up.
I dont care if i stoop down to their level, FUCK IT.
We should raid their websites, Mess with their portals and destroy them.
Im sure theres hackers on NG, or VERY good computer nerds ( NO OFFENCE )
And we should take them, and KILL THEM.

IM SICK OF THIS.
Lets GO!

[I-Jaf]

At 5/22/07 02:09 AM, sweet-tooth-pico-fan wrote:

At 5/22/07 01:51 AM, I-Jaf wrote: General... Prepare your troops for a surface attack!

*KKCCCHHTT* Copy that... wait... Permission to land? Our squad is low on Angry Faic missiles. Over *KKCCHHTT*

Negative, I want your squad on recon, if you encounter hostiles just hold them off with 4chan in-jokes until backup arrives

[Xaxrox]

We should fight back with candies!

What about 500 guys registers on SS site... aand BOOM!!! Explosion of spam! They will eat the spam and ban the spammers! and then our triumphiant army of newgrounders (50000 guys)
will make them pay for planing things like attack on tha NG!

[dreadfear1]

LOL LOL LOL CREWS SUCK

[SeeInTheDark]

O noez I can't belieeeeeeeve this is happening
Someone get us some colander helmets and some sheets and pillows so we can make a fort and hide out in it

[XChainsawX]

At 5/22/07 01:41 AM, godsondagger wrote: Damn I hope Adam Phillips doesn't submit something soon.
haha well fuck SS I'm glad there doing this
So Tom can just IP ban them
so unless they get a new computer then there fucked.
wven the newest computer can only change url' like 10 times

proxies dude, proxies.

[Kurnal]

Wow...
I can see alot of spam voting is going to happen.....

[SardonicSamurai]

Why do they hate newgrounds so much? lol

"GRRRRRR! I'm a NERD AND I DON'T GO OUTSIDE! NEWGROUNDS HATES ME! ATTTTTACCCCK!!!"

seriously, wtf?

[I-Jaf]

At 5/22/07 02:36 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Why do they hate newgrounds so much? lol

"GRRRRRR! I'm a NERD AND I DON'T GO OUTSIDE! NEWGROUNDS HATES ME! ATTTTTACCCCK!!!"

seriously, wtf?

Is that a trick question? Have you read through that fetish thread? Or the 10 page long pants song thread? Or the 7-8 page long 'how many times have you masturbated' thread.

Why indeed?

[TommyGun]

javascript:CastVote(5);

=P

[Kurnal]

At 5/22/07 02:52 AM, TommyGun wrote: javascript:CastVote(5);

=P

Doesn't that only work once?

[Yhtomit]

It's going to be like the Pico Chan Raid.

Basically, nothing's going to happen.

[HLG]

dont worry guys nothing at all is gonna happen tonight ;)

[Noodleboy111]

Is it just me or does anyone think this is a photoshop. I mean, look at the pixels....

[Fluffy-The-Bunny]

Well this is NEWGROUNDSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Primoos]

I'll be on,with my blammy stick.