-- What Would You Do? --

[JMHX]

All right, this got me pretty hooked after the subject of not being fully protected from anything was brought up in the Nukes thread. My question is quite simple:

What would you do if tomorrow was your last day on earth?

I look forward to hearing some of these, especially from Doc "Wanker" A and ol' Teddy Easton. Anyway, on with the true point of the thread, me.

If I had one day left I would:

- Kick Jimsween in the face
- Buy a Richard Nixon mask
- Rob a bank
- Paintball the President of the United States
- Have sex with multiple women at once
- Park my car on the train tracks
- Change my name to Judge Me Harshx

Then I'd keel over from SARS.

[FUNKbrs]

To be honest? The same shit I do every day, only without the work

-see my family
-play drums/mandolin/bass/guitar one last time
-get piss drunk/stoned blind
-have sex with someone unattractive but available
-take a nap

[TheShrike]

At 5/27/03 11:05 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: - Change my name to Judge Me Harshx

Why not Judge Me Harsh the X?
Roman numerals are in this season, yo.

I'd just have as much fun as possible. And I think I'd try jumping off of an incredibly large building just before it all ended.

[JMHX]

Why "the X"? I know what you mean, but people saying "Hey, there's Harshix" <-- (pronounciation here) would just be so cool!

[XkwiziTOnE]

[DMX]
Twenty four left until my death
So I'm gon' waste alot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath
I know exactly where I'm goin', but I'mma send you there first
And with the shit that I'll be doin', I'mma send you there worse
I've been livin' with a curse, and now it's all about to end
But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C-4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like three buildings on Wall Street, into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever, but this wasn't fame

[JMHX]

That sure reinforces the fact that there are very few original thoughts in people's heads when they listen to junk like that all day.

[karasz]

Get as much money as humanly possible and go to a casino and play poker until i ran out... then just have sex with as many attractive women as possible...

[poxpower]

Well, watch tv till the bitter end. Or maybe try to dig a very deep hole to bury my ass in it. Or go near some water and go deep under.

I mean, one day left... maybe make some prank calls

[House-Of-Leaves]

Oooh, great great question! Makes me think. Makes me a little sad, too.

- I'd make sure my parents, family, friends all knew that I loved them very very much. They're the most important thing in my life.

- I'd go and try heroin for the first time, since I've always been curious but not stupid enough to ever actually do it. Then I'd have lots and lots of kinky, debased sex with my boyfriend and my best girlfriend.

- I'd finally have sex with the beautiful gay friend that really really wants to, but I can't bring myself to do. He's never been with a woman, wants me to be the first.

- I'd steal a car/money and drive everywhere I could, to actually hug the people I want to. Showing them I love them is more important than not stealing, I figure. I'd hold their hands, cry with them, and reassure them that I'm going to a good place.

- I'd pray. My last hours, I'd sing the most beautiful praise songs I know, I'd lift up His name, and I'd pray till I keeled over dead, thanking God for the life He let me live.

That's all.

[Jlop985]

I had to do an essay about this for one of my classes...
Basically I said I would do everything I have always wanted to do but was to afraid to do, like skydiving, riding a motorcycle through a ring of fire, bungee jump, etc. Also, I would have a party with all my family and friends. And I would want to meet my true love.

[The-Soul-Hunter]

Well, What an interesting topic, I'm not exactly sure what I'd do, but I think I might do the following

-Murder the people I hate with the 10 inch sword that sitts in my desc drawer

-Get really really really stoned

-Rob a gun shop and steal sum assualt rifles a desert eagle and a colt anaconda aswell

-Hang out with my friend Dan

-See if Dan was up for a killing spree with the firearms I stole

-And just generall have fun and maybe instead of having the natural phenomenon kill me, just take my own to spite death

(Side note, yes I can be homocidal/suicidal alot, and I happen to collect knifes)

[mysecondstar]

oh my.

*make amends with my last girlfriend and ask her to marry me. i'm damned fool. i know she's the one but i just couldn't do it.

*spend as much time as i could with her. and just hold her until the time came.

*failing the first thing on my list, see how painful my death would be and choose to wait it out or shoot myself through the temple and down a few degrees to sever as many connections as i can.

depressing? maybe. it's the only regret i have in my life...

[nitroxide]

Gotta play bingo...Gotta play BINGO!!!One last time please for the love of god...

[Ted-Easton]

I wouldn't worry about hugging everyone and all that touchy-feely crap. In 24 hours, I won't care.

I'd probably

-I really don't know.

Strange. So much for my "Emergency End-of-the-world Day planner".
Oh well.

[Nirvana13666]

-Say my last words to my real family
-swim in the ocean
-skydive
-Have some of my eggs frozen
-Go out trying to assassinate Bush

[Shih]

-Meditate to prepare myself for the next world.
-Tell my little brother and sister to be smart 'cause I'll be watching.
-Say goodby to my friends.
-Go to Lake Superior and watch the waves come in.
-Wait.

(And if death comes for me as an angel you can damn sure bet he'll have to fight for this one.)

[ZenGaijin]

-Make peace with God
-Kick my abusive fathers ass
-Fly and see everyone on my AIM buddy list
-Submit a movie to NG entitled "The world is ending so now give me a 5"
-End every sentecne with "STFU n00b I'm elite bitch what" even in real life conversations.

[XkwiziTOnE]

At 5/27/03 11:58 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: That sure reinforces the fact that there are very few original thoughts in people's heads when they listen to junk like that all day.

It was just a song that came to my head at time of the post so i just stated it - doesnt mean it was my original idea. Other than that, why do you imply that the music i listen to is junk? What do you listen to?

There are many things i would do before i died....

1. Make sure if i have a family that they are well off...
2. Make peace with old friends and family...
3. Tell people how i feel about them...
4. Buy an expensive car and take a long drive feel free...
5. Make love to my wife, if married, in a passionate way...if not i would just blaze, blaze & blaze!!!
6. Have and very very expensive meal and feel satisfied...
7. Play with my kids *if any* and make sure to tell then that i will forever love them...if not chill with my neices, nephews & cousins...
8. Invest some money into children and nature organizations......
9. Talk to my elders and visit nursing homes...
10. Just relax and feel comfortable.....

[bumcheekcity]

Last 24 hours on earth...

Sex
Beer

Thats it. If there are any more I have missed out, you are wrong. That's it.

If doctors told me "you have 24 hours left to live" I'd yell "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!" and kill myself right there in front of them just to prove them wrong.

[RoboTripper]

1) Rob a bank
2) Use the stolen money to fill a swimming pool with Christal and have tons of snow-makers filled with coke making a snowstorm.
3) Use the rest of the money to hire every prostitute I could find and have an orgy.

[Lyddiechu]

i would spend time with my boyfriend, get him to teach me how to shoot and clean a deer... we would eat the deer we killed afterwards. then i would defenitally do the building jump thing since ive always REALLY wanted to try free falling but because of some back problems i have ill never be able to do it, not even bungie or skydiving.

[PreacherJ]

hmm... Last day on Earth...

-Hit my mom in the face with a bat.
-Beg for my ex to take me back, and if she does, spend time doing all manner of illicit things with her.
-If not, then have sex with as many girls as possible.
-Drink. A lot.
-Finish the screenplays I'm working on, if possible.
-Film a touching, yet incredibly depressing video will for all of my friends to despair/enjoy.

*sigh*

I'm lonely. I'm going to try and drink a 12-pack in an hour. Hopefully I can add some more constructive comments tonight, but if not, then I'm passed out in a puddle of flat, warm beer.

[bumcheekcity]

Isn't it ironic that all the men have a big drunken orgy for their last 24 hours on earth?

[Lyddiechu]

well.... i would have an orgy of deer flesh, thats not much better. id only skip the drinking so the sex would be ok.

[antiqkk]

I would go knock on my Chinese neighbour's door and feed him a little hamster, for cooking all that disgusting boiled cabbage and stuff, which makes my place impossible to be in because of the smell coming from their delicious meals.

[Lyddiechu]

At 5/30/03 12:56 PM, antiqkk wrote: I would go knock on my Chinese neighbour's door and feed him a little hamster, for cooking all that disgusting boiled cabbage and stuff, which makes my place impossible to be in because of the smell coming from their delicious meals.

my mom cooks only chinese (even though we are jewish, since she spends practically half the year working there) so my house always either smells like strange chinese spices or the refuge of pinion incense that i burn in my room. cabbage is so delicious! plus when you buy a huge fresh one thats the right shape its fun to hit people with.

[GnarlyCar]

I'd have sex with my wife til she couldn't any more, then masturbate til I couldn't anymore, then take my wife and kids, find the biggest rollercoaster I could find, try to ride it without the safety bar on, and hope I died when I hit the ground, cuz I don't wanna spend my last hours on earth in pain...

[GnarlyCar]

....I can't believe I'm the first person to mention masturbating...

LOL

[Lyddiechu]

At 5/30/03 02:45 PM, GnarlyCar wrote: I'd have sex with my wife til she couldn't any more, then masturbate til I couldn't anymore,

dude, its all about quality, not quantity. i wouldn't want to spend my last day on earth having sex until it just sucked because i was so sore... how old are you anyway that newgrounds wont even let you put it on your profile??