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Next time, fuck a burger!

At 5/20/07 11:44 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: Whoops, forgot the pic

You my friend, have been bookmarked.

At 5/20/07 11:44 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: Whoops, forgot the pic

Wow

thats really hardcore...

At 5/20/07 11:47 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Next time, fuck a burger!

I heard those Big Macs are soft on the head

I expect this topic to be 4 pages by tomorow morning.

You lose.

I've done much worse.

At 5/20/07 11:52 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: I expect this topic to be 4 pages by tomorow morning.

I expect your dick to look like rudolph's nose by tomorrow morning.

And then all the skin will day and you'll have to peel it away.

LOL, watermelon sex LOL

lession: soap is a shitty sex toy.

buy a blow up doll you cheap bastard.

You forgot to smooth out the outer edges I suppose.
Unless that is soap's built in defense mechanism. (!)

!!!!!! Thats hilarious! Ummm..... go to the doctor or put on a bandaid!

congrats dumbass.

you might just have won the "dumbest mothafucka i've ever seen award. you have some how mannaged to cut yourself on a substabce that is what we call soft.

unless, of course you used the soap that has a sand paper consistancy. in which case, why the FUCK did you stick your dick in it.

you have to start using yo dome-piece.

as for your unfortunate injury, i'm going to say what i say whenever somebody gets shot, stabbed, shanked, beaten, or stuck by lightning

GIVE 'EM A BANDAID!!! (:::[::]:::)

what? did you honestly expect us to feel sorry for you?
thanks to demonsremorse for teh pic

Normal cock jokes do not apply here.

DO NOT.

At 5/20/07 11:59 PM, GOD-OF-DEATH wrote: congrats dumbass.

you might just have won the "dumbest mothafucka i've ever seen award. you have some how mannaged to cut yourself on a substabce that is what we call soft.

unless, of course you used the soap that has a sand paper consistancy. in which case, why the FUCK did you stick your dick in it.

you have to start using yo dome-piece.

as for your unfortunate injury, i'm going to say what i say whenever somebody gets shot, stabbed, shanked, beaten, or stuck by lightning

GIVE 'EM A BANDAID!!! (:::[::]:::)

what? did you honestly expect us to feel sorry for you?
thanks to demonsremorse for teh pic

You're a level nine '06 sign up with a shitty anime sig.

Sorry but when you actually matter and can learn how to spell maybe I'll take your opinion into consideration.

Until then, go die in a fire you un-funny piece of shit.

Well thats what you get for putting razor blades in your soap

At 5/21/07 12:04 AM, The-answer-AI wrote: You're a level nine '06 sign up with a shitty anime sig.

Sorry but when you actually matter and can learn how to spell maybe I'll take your opinion into consideration.

Until then, go die in a fire you un-funny piece of shit.

He DOES have a bit of a point... how did you cut yourself on SOAP?

Were you using it under running water? That washes away the "melted" soap. The idea is that the water softens it and makes it like a stick of lube.

And how big was that piece of soap? If you're really that thick, that's frightening. I guess that's why you have soap, not girls.

"Well you see doctor, I was fucking a bar of soap."

Whatever happened to using your hand? Wasn't that method good enough?

At 5/21/07 12:38 AM, brainface wrote: "Well you see doctor, I was fucking a bar of soap."

"And thats when the fucker cut me,"

At 5/20/07 11:06 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: "The edges of the bar of soap feel like
a woman's lips squeezing gently down on your cock. " Yeah fucking right, if the bitch started chewing on your dick maybe.

Maybe you actually need to drill a hole next time, not dig a hole with you fingers.

I can't stop laughing at this

I'm gonna say some things to you that I know will make feel feel stupid later.

1. Drill the hole next time. The drill bit makes the hole round and smooth. Your fingers made jagged edges in the soap, even if they were small they'd cut your dick up because the skin is tender.

2. You're fucking dumb.

3. Haha

Well first off, Ice it.
Then iunno.

At 5/20/07 11:06 PM, The-answer-AI wrote:
I'm thinking of putting vaseline. Its the only thing available right now.

WTF DO I DO NG?

Use Neosporin and keep it clean. Don't let the cuts get infected.

jesus fucking christ

i need a new acronym
because

lol, rotfl, lmao
just don't cut it anymore

nice job holmes
thats like something i would've done

Next time you're going to say you got your dick stuck in a lubed bottle. LMAO.

At 5/21/07 01:01 AM, MisterKavinel wrote: fuck you

who the hell are you? stop saying fuck you in every post or STFU completely.

I'm amazed you got your penis in a bar of soap.

At 5/20/07 11:09 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Here now quit whinning :D

Band-aids fix everything. EVERYTHING.

I smell a Darwin Award....

But seriously, lollerskates