story week

[crazerfish50]

this is a thread I made to right stories. The subject is, paris hilton is going to jail, write a story about what happens to her. heres mine.

Paris is sitting there, wiping her tears away with a solid gold hankie, when her roomate arives. It's Britney spears.....so she hands britney her solid gold hankey. but since since britney was just visiting ( she was later going to the high security mannatee rehabilitation center in seaworld florida) he has to leave. Poor paris. Next, jannet jackson comes in as roommate, and is givin the GOLD HANKY, but since she's so clumsy (superbowl, anyone) cuts herself, she is taken to the hospital. That brat is then procecuted for hurting jackson. she is put, for life, in a cell with micheal jackson, were she rot's to death by the tune on " take me to the candy shop." THE END.

[SCUD14]

paris hilton hires a team of super ninjas to break her out of jail.
as they approach, an army of guards meet them and 'shoop da woop' , killing all the injas. Paris then dances with no underwear on her bunk, and gets raped by a inmate with a strap on. She dies of blood loss with the strap- on impaling her chest.,

[crazerfish50]

post a story.

[PulpChaos]

At 5/20/07 09:27 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: post a story.

A guy got ran over.

Earth closed due to a crappy story.

[SCUD14]

At 5/20/07 09:27 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: post a story.

i did.

[crazerfish50]

At 5/20/07 09:28 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 5/20/07 09:27 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: post a story.

i did.

yeah, thanks. i hope you're no the only one.

[Zen444]

So there's this guy right, and he's all like "BITCH GIVE ME MY MONEY!" and there's this other guy, and he's all like "NO! I GOT A GUN!"

Then the cops shot them both for being queers.

True story.

[SCUD14]

At 5/20/07 09:32 AM, Zen444 wrote: So there's this guy right, and he's all like "BITCH GIVE ME MY MONEY!" and there's this other guy, and he's all like "NO! I GOT A GUN!"

Then the cops shot them both for being queers.

True story.

And with that story, you earn 100 respect points.

[orochimaru556]

*enter white narrator..*

Hello friends, these events you are about to hear are what are going to happen in the future and will effect you in the future. This is what happened on that fateful day...

*enter That Guy character*

"This movie sucks."

Enter alien zombie bitch*

"RRAAGG"

"Holy shit an alien zombie bitch!!"

So our little hero, with all his tall might, shot the bitch and got a cookie from the aliens who hate him.

"Thank you, she was annnnooooooyyyyyiiiinnnggg!!"

"No prob BEACH!! Now gimme another cookie."

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO"

so the aliens ship blew up again and they were actually also zombies, but weren't because they were Ninja Toasts...

"Take us to your computer..."

"NEVER!!"

and he shot them all with a UMP-45.

THE EDN.