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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 13:55:17 Reply

At 5/20/07 02:05 AM, poxpower wrote: And you are catholic how exactly?

Think of it in a Jews for Jesus kind of way, Pox. If you're still confused, then you're on the right track.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 17:19:09 Reply

At 6/1/07 11:27 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Judaism predates Islam by 3,500 years. As far as major religions go Judaism is one of the oldest and for all we know the first monotheistic religion. Judaism is also the parent religion of both Christianity and Islam.

Thanks for not making me spend the time typing this myself :)


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 18:28:50 Reply

At 6/1/07 11:27 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Judaism predates Islam by 3,500 years. As far as major religions go Judaism is one of the oldest and for all we know the first monotheistic religion.

What about Zoroastrianism?

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 19:13:13 Reply

At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic, and this is what I believe.

1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.
2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.
3.You can not prove there is a god. You can not prove there isn't. Deal with it.
4.The bible may have been written as a work of fiction. Again, deal with it.
5.Any religion may be right. Muslims may be right, Jewish people may be right, hell even scientoligists may be right. That last one is highly unlikely.

If you are going to whine, post it. I don't care.

Universal fate forbid that thescientologists are fucking right. They're crazy assed. Although they don't believe in hell as far as I know, and it'd prove ET's exisrt or existed. so maybe its that bad (Just get rid of the whole damn money scam factor).

Anyways, relegion is good for those people who want to feel 'secure about dying' and who need a 'purpose in life'. whatnot, whatever. C'est vie.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 22:30:48 Reply

At 5/30/07 10:11 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote:
At 5/20/07 02:03 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic, and this is what I believe.

1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.
Yeah, that's true. Jews weren't white or black, people tend to mold the image of Jesus to fit their society. In some Asian Christian sects Jesus is oriental looking.

2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.
I think most Catholics are idiots as well.
Idiocy comes from the few, and the veiw of the whole is more over skeptisim and an acknowledgement that the thing you are trying to place upon somone cannot be measured.

http://www.glenmary.org/grc/RCMS_2000/maps/La rgest_Group.jpg

Catholisism is rather wide spread.

"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." ~ Mark Twain

It's really only widespread because it's followers are generally the decedents of people who were to weak minded to have the gall to speak their own opinion. Thus, through the generations of believing, the bloodline had gathered a dependency on their religion (with a few exceptions). As Carl Sagan once said: "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe."

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-02 22:52:48 Reply

At 5/20/07 08:30 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Haha, wow.

I bet the eyeliner was running right off with the tear-streams produced from this angst-ridden post. Have Greenday released another anti-Religious song or something?

Seriously, shut the fuck up. Green Day doesn't make religious songs, not even political ones until they released American Idiot (Nimrod was better, btw). I fail to see how they enter into this topic at all, except for the reason of you attacking someone baselessly. No one has said anything about what you listen to, so grow up and make a valid fucking point.

Also, MrPiex you are extremely biased, as well as a complete ignoramus. No one really cares about your pathetic ideas about religion, in fact, no one really wants to hear any more religious bullshit here on NG because it always turns into a flame war. ALWAYS! Maybe next time learn what the hell you are talking about before you open your goddamn mouth.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 00:41:20 Reply

At 6/2/07 06:28 PM, Mathaeus wrote: What about Zoroastrianism?

Still after Judaism. It started during Persian times, an empire that was still around during Roman times. Plus, Zoroastrianism is really more dualistic, because even though you only worship one deity, there are two that exist.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 02:06:04 Reply

At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic

That's where I stopped reading.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 04:30:48 Reply

At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic, and this is what I believe.

1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.

Actually, there's little evidence to suggest jesus ever even existed. That tomb they found? Many people were named jesus in those days. Ever heard of appelonius?(spelled that wrong i'm sure) look him up. Not debating you or anything, but if you want to get into the discussion of whether jesus was this or that, you really got to look at the historical evidence. Again, not debating you on faith or belief, so don't take that the wrong way.

2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.

Spoken like a true catholic,lol.

3.You can not prove there is a god. You can not prove there isn't. Deal with it.

Agreed, it's not about who's right or wrong. All that matters is what you yourself believe.

4.The bible may have been written as a work of fiction. Again, deal with it.

I can deal with it just fine, probably because 1. I'm not at all religious and 2. I'm not easily offended. Unlike most of the people I see in this thread going nuts over the insignificance of your post. Not that I'm mocking them, just the fact that people overreact to such things is hystarical.(yea, i know, i probably spelled that wrong)

5.Any religion may be right.

Just the same, any of them may be wrong. So I don't get why people are so up in arms about it. Who cares what others believe? All that matters is what the individual themself believes.

Muslims may be right, Jewish people may be right, hell even scientoligists may be right. That last one is highly unlikely.

How unlikely is that last one? I mean, personally, I am not a big fan of scientology, I think it's a big load of crock.(to those who are offended, let xenu strike me down)But compared to any other religion, I think the chances of it being right, are no more likely, or less likely, then any other. Just my opinion.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 09:55:35 Reply

At 6/3/07 02:06 AM, zentenai wrote:
At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic
That's where I stopped reading.

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Excellent reply!
We're what?
3 pages

Let the 'retardations' continue.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 13:32:05 Reply

At 5/20/07 01:40 AM, SolInvictus wrote: oh for the love of...

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 14:32:30 Reply

At 5/20/07 08:49 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Still, the kid made a good point about protestants.

Cmon, its starting to sound like we've went back in time to the 80s in Northern Ireland. Why can't people just live and let live. Personally, i dont give a shite what people beliave. A man(or woman) should be judged not by the colour of his skin(or religion, in this matter) but by the content of his character. Theres a wee bit of Martin Luther King :)


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-03 23:51:49 Reply

A man(or woman) should be judged not by the color of his skin(or religion, in this matter) but by the content of his character. There's a wee bit of Martin Luther King :)

That's .. .... *sniff*.... .. .. beautiful


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 01:02:07 Reply

At 6/3/07 11:51 PM, QTB wrote: A man(or woman) should be judged not by the color of his skin(or religion, in this matter) but by the content of his character. There's a wee bit of Martin Luther King :)

That's .. .... *sniff*.... .. .. beautiful

You made that one up. I'm aithest, so I don't give a shit.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 05:31:35 Reply

At 6/4/07 01:02 AM, Nodeaddognogowoof wrote:
At 6/3/07 11:51 PM, QTB wrote: A man(or woman) should be judged not by the color of his skin(or religion, in this matter) but by the content of his character. There's a wee bit of Martin Luther King :)

That's .. .... *sniff*.... .. .. beautiful
You made that one up. I'm aithest, so I don't give a shit.

I'll think you'll find i didn't. It was part of Martin Luther king's "i have a dream" speach, or one of them anyway.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 05:38:57 Reply

Hell yeah! This topic is laying the ground work for the future of religious thought across the globe!

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 06:47:30 Reply

At 6/4/07 05:38 AM, ErwinR0mmel wrote: Hell yeah! This topic is laying the ground work for the future of religious thought across the globe!

It would seem so...And that is one bad-ass quote in your sig! I like the cut of your jib.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 11:09:36 Reply

At 6/4/07 06:47 AM, KingRugger wrote:
It would seem so...And that is one bad-ass quote in your sig! I like the cut of your jib.

That could either be something that commends me or sarcasm... Sure hope it's the former. :)

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 11:12:15 Reply

At 6/4/07 11:09 AM, ErwinR0mmel wrote:
At 6/4/07 06:47 AM, KingRugger wrote:
It would seem so...And that is one bad-ass quote in your sig! I like the cut of your jib.
That could either be something that commends me or sarcasm... Sure hope it's the former. :)

Tis the former partner :)


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-04 15:26:06 Reply

At 5/20/07 01:16 AM, mrpiex wrote: Okay. I am going to discuss many religious retardations. I am catholic, and this is what I believe.

1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.

your probably right and i agree with you 100%

2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.

I'm a protestant and most are idiots and are hypocrites as well...unlike me.

3.You can not prove there is a god. You can not prove there isn't. Deal with it.

that is the truth....when we die we will find out

4.The bible may have been written as a work of fiction. Again, deal with it.

True,it was godly inspired but written by mans' hands.They could've changed alot

5.Any religion may be right. Muslims may be right, Jewish people may be right, hell even scientoligists may be right. That last one is highly unlikely.

You might be right but if your catholic,why do you think religion is stupid?


If you are going to whine, post it. I don't care.
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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 11:51:47 Reply

1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.

He probably didn't even exist.

2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.

Both protestants and catholics are idiots.

3.You can not prove there is a god. You can not prove there isn't. Deal with it.

You can not prove that faries exist. you can not prove they don't. Deal with it.

4.The bible may have been written as a work of fiction. Again, deal with it

Deal with it I accept

5.Any religion may be right. Muslims may be right, Jewish people may be right, hell even scientoligists may be right. That last one is highly unlikely.

All religions are wrong

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 13:48:03 Reply

At 6/6/07 11:51 AM, distantgamer wrote: All religions are wrong

14 years old; i was right.


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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 14:45:53 Reply

At 6/6/07 11:51 AM, distantgamer wrote:
1.Judging on the region that he lived in, Jesus is not black or white. He was olive skinned.
He probably didn't even exist.

all because your an atheist....from what it seems...doesnt mean you can say he didnt exist.

2.All protestants are idiots. This is not a rumor. Same goes for Jehovah's wittnesses.
Both protestants and catholics are idiots.

why must you bad talk religions when they didn't do anything to you

3.You can not prove there is a god. You can not prove there isn't. Deal with it.
You can not prove that faries exist. you can not prove they don't. Deal with it.

what is your problem....fairies...are you on drugs....nvm

4.The bible may have been written as a work of fiction. Again, deal with it
Deal with it I accept

agreed it may have been

5.Any religion may be right. Muslims may be right, Jewish people may be right, hell even scientoligists may be right. That last one is highly unlikely.
All religions are wrong

how do you know that???Do you know what death is gonna look like???Answer it mister all-knowing.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 14:53:58 Reply

At 5/20/07 02:11 AM, jeremiah-bullfrog wrote: Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes and he hated Jews thats why they killed him

-what I learned in Catholic School

That's funny because Nazis hated Catholics.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 14:58:48 Reply

At 6/6/07 02:53 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote:
At 5/20/07 02:11 AM, jeremiah-bullfrog wrote: Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes and he hated Jews thats why they killed him

-what I learned in Catholic School
That's funny because Nazis hated Catholics.

That's funny because it's not true. They got along just fine, allied against the great communist danger.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 15:25:14 Reply

At 6/6/07 02:58 PM, Togukawa wrote:
At 6/6/07 02:53 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote:
At 5/20/07 02:11 AM, jeremiah-bullfrog wrote: Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes and he hated Jews thats why they killed him

-what I learned in Catholic School
That's funny because Nazis hated Catholics.
That's funny because it's not true. They got along just fine, allied against the great communist danger.

They weren't protestant, so they were not part of the whole "master race" thing.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 15:30:43 Reply

I was just hoping that someone could please prove that politicians don't exist... I'm looking for Heaven mind you.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 17:14:48 Reply

I am an atheist and can say what I want
What do you know? Religion has done alot to me.
I don't Know but I am certain of it.

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-06 17:16:27 Reply

Last post was mistake

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Response to Religion. God. Morons. 2007-06-07 14:51:04 Reply

I swear all of this fight over religion is retarded.