Watch mightypotato Get Drunk!

[mightypotato]

Hey NG, want a drink? I know I do.

Since a good chunk of my friends have already gone away for the long weekend, I'm stuck at my place by myself tonight. So, I figured I'd have a few drinks. Then I thought to myself, "why not share this experience with NG", its almost like I'm not drinking by myself, which makes it sort of OK.

Here's the plan:
1. Drink beers.
2. Describe beers and any random (and progressively drunker) thoughts that may come to mind.
3. Photo documentation
4. Rinse and repeat

Of course, I won't be using any of my mod tools when I'm drunk, so there won't be any horrible decisions made while I do this.

And kids remember...I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

[somestupidloser]

interesting...

[iscrulz]

Hey mattlock have fun getting stupid. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw

[Bazi]

At 5/19/07 12:40 AM, Shawtey wrote: god... i hope this gets NSFW

It will, don't worry.

[mightypotato]

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Let's get this show on the road.

Beer 1:
So, I got some beer called "Tiger" from the liquor store. I saw one of their commercials and it was funny as hell, so I figure their beer must be good...right?

Well...I cracked it open, smelled it, then started to regret buying it.

Its actually not that bad tasting though.

I give it a solid 6.5/10

Be back in a bit with the results of this pint.

[JoS]

Mighty_potato has asked that I help keep you guys informed of his progress. So far he has had one beer and mighty_potato has somehow transformed into mighty_banana.

[Crash-and-burn31]

At 5/19/07 12:41 AM, Bazi wrote:

At 5/19/07 12:40 AM, Shawtey wrote: god... i hope this gets NSFW

It will, don't worry.

HOT MIGHTYPOTATO HENTAI COMING SOON FOLKS

[chainsaw8877]

So,how many beers are you planning to drink?Or are you just going to drink until you pass out.

[JoS]

At 5/19/07 12:50 AM, chainsaw8877 wrote: So,how many beers are you planning to drink?Or are you just going to drink until you pass out.

He will continue to drink untill the paramedics pump his stomach out, the second time. The first time is just to make room for more alcohol.

[chainsaw8877]

At 5/19/07 01:03 AM, JoS wrote:

At 5/19/07 12:50 AM, chainsaw8877 wrote: So,how many beers are you planning to drink?Or are you just going to drink until you pass out.

He will continue to drink untill the paramedics pump his stomach out, the second time. The first time is just to make room for more alcohol.

Oh wow,good luck to him then.

[unowned]

its how we roll in ontario

[mightypotato]

OK...so beer 1 is done. It was a bit harsher than I expected, but whatever.

Not really feeling anything from it. Kind of a disappointment.

So really...I'm still sober. This needs to change. Bring on the next beer!

Beer 2:
In an action I will clearly regret later tonight, I bought a 6-pack of Old Milwaukee because it was cheap. I know what punishment awaits me. It won't end up pretty. Pray for my soul.

Also, the band Priestess fucking rocks.

[chainsaw8877]

At 5/19/07 01:08 AM, mightypotato wrote: OK...so beer 1 is done. It was a bit harsher than I expected, but whatever.

You still look the sober,keep going dude!Just don't kill yourself with alcohol poisoning.

[NISMOelite]

At 5/19/07 01:06 AM, Shawtey wrote: you know what is pathetic... its Friday night... and im watching someone ELSE get drunk

Agreed. But I can't wait till Sunday. Got some plans then.

Also, congrats on the Milwaukee potato. A truely fine choice of college beer connoisseurs

[NeoSoviet]

This will turn out either a full epic win or a total failure.

I hope it wins. Aka, get drunk as fuck.

[Raulkill]

At 5/19/07 01:12 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: This will turn out either a full epic win or a total failure.

I hope it wins. Aka, get drunk as fuck.

Lol
I hope he Drones
(Drowns)

[JoS]

That last beer seems to have really gone to his head.

[mightypotato]

Alright. So beer 2 is done. I was instantly reminded of why I FUCKING HATE Old Milwaukee the second I opened it.

When will I learn that cheap does not equal good? How foolish I am! Oh liver/stomach/various internal organs can you forgive me for this punishment?

So, I'm starting to get a bit of a head rush. A light buzz if you will. I think its time for another.

So, for all you kids out there, AVOID OLD MILWAUKEE. There are better cheap brands out there.

[Raulkill]

aheahahah!
YOU GOT PWNED BY A BEER!

[JackRabbitStudios]

A clock check would be something needed too. Alchohol does work differently based on time consumption.

[NISMOelite]

At 5/19/07 01:23 AM, mightypotato wrote: So, for all you kids out there, AVOID OLD MILWAUKEE. There are better cheap brands out there.

I reccomend Miller High Life or Natural Light. Or Natural Ice for some real bang for the buck

[azteca89]

I want to see this, you already look a little buzzed.

[mightypotato]

At 5/19/07 01:33 AM, azteca89 wrote: I want to see this, you already look a little buzzed.

That's probably because I am..lolololol

[cellardoor6]

It seems you're only drinking 2 beers an hour.

slacker

[unowned]

ehiy guts im on third beer im fuicking wated

[azteca89]

At 5/19/07 01:35 AM, mightypotato wrote:

At 5/19/07 01:33 AM, azteca89 wrote: I want to see this, you already look a little buzzed.

That's probably because I am..lolololol

You sound like it too.

[mightypotato]

Alright, update time.

So beer 3 is done and in the books. It wasn't too bad, considering the brand that it was. I only remembered now that I had neglected to eat dinner after I got home from work tonight, so I am partaking in lovely Quaker Crispy Minis.

That raises a question though. Was the Quaker Otas guy real? Or was he fake like Chef Boyardee? Did he have a family and a true, surely heartwarmind story behind him like Captain Crunch? Either way...he's got to be like...a million by now. I wonder if his kids (and I'm assuming he's real...don't shatter my illusions) get any royalites from his estate. I suppose I could just call Quaker Customer Service. They might know...

Bring on beer 4!

Also, head rush continues to accelerate...now we're gonna start having fun!

[xmisfitx]

drink faster!

[JediKiller1]

Drink faster

I command it

[Sentio]

I wish I had seen your warning earlier- I'm on my fifth beer of the night now...

Anyway, as one drunk to one soon to be drunk, I was looking for a little advice, as you are clearly in the same state of mind as me at the moment :)

I am planning on getting up at 6AM tomorrow morning and walking into Denver to watch the FA Cup final at the British Pub. Now is it worth me going to bed (considering it is coming up to midnight now), or should I just carry on drinking all night, walk to the pub, and go on drinking there?

And I'm looking forward to the next pics- they should mirror what I am feeling like beautifully :)