Illegalize Masturbation!

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mrpopenfresh

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-09 19:45:07

At 9/9/03 07:31 PM, MasterChief321 wrote: I fell into the trap!

Yet another person to fall into the trap! Iswear, there's a new one everyday!

To all of you who still don't get it, read the original post in this thread. Its use is to show how one can make a valid point of just about anything simply by using complicated words and a proper technique.

ShubNiggurath

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-10 08:05:06

A brilliant concept, and a successful enterprise at that.

I congratulate all of you on setting such a fine trap. :)

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-10 17:26:49

The sad thing is this has all been explained before and people still keep falling for it.

Their sinful masturbation has drained the blood from their brains.

ShubNiggurath

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-11 01:31:50

At 9/10/03 05:26 PM, dudeitsallama wrote: Their sinful masturbation has drained the blood from their brains.

LMFAO.

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-11 01:35:15

Alright stop pretending that you're all in on the game. I knew it was a joke when I first saw it - refer to page 3; I rest my case.

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-11 23:12:16

That's great, I cant believe I didnt suspect such a fucked up thread about illegalizing masturbation would be fake. Actually I can with all the fanatics these days.

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-11 23:25:06

FOOLS! This thread couldn't POSSIBLY be a TRAP!

Masturbation will send you all to Hell, you horrible sperm murderers! Repent now! With a $20 donation to my paypal account, you too can be freed of the horrible sin of masturbation!

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Response to Illegalize Masturbation! 2003-09-11 23:39:23

I would rather spend my twenty on stuff to asist in the masterbation.

I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's