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It never ceases to amaze me how geeky foriegners can be. You have to be a geek to learn 3 or 4 different languages and be fluent in all of them. Which is why when I'm thirty I'm getting a nice indian girl. Kama sutra baby, yeah!

At 6/2/03 10:04 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: It never ceases to amaze me how geeky foriegners can be. You have to be a geek to learn 3 or 4 different languages and be fluent in all of them. Which is why when I'm thirty I'm getting a nice indian girl. Kama sutra baby, yeah!

hey funk i have a question... how long can you go without making a joke involving sex??? because ive been reading some of ur recent posts, and they are teetering on the "wow i need to get laid" line like you wouldnt believe...

At 6/2/03 05:21 PM, karasz wrote: hey funk i have a question... how long can you go without making a joke involving sex??? because ive been reading some of ur recent posts, and they are teetering on the "wow i need to get laid" line like you wouldnt believe...

You are correct, sir! I seriously need to get laid. Sadly, I'm way too much of an asshole to ever score. Any pointers?

Red light district?

I'm not single... I have plenty of trouble (read->girlfriend), I don't need more.

At 6/2/03 05:54 PM, TheShrike wrote: Red light district?

I'm not single... I have plenty of trouble (read->girlfriend), I don't need more.

girlfriends: can't live with them. can't live without them. ahh the paradox...

At 6/3/03 12:20 AM, mysecondstar wrote:

girlfriends: can't live with them. can't live without them. ahh the paradox...

ive always heard... girlfriends: cant live with them, cant lock them in ur basement to be ur personal play things...

oh well either way it works i guess

EXCUSE ME, PEOPLES! I believe the topic at hand is about whether or not fake beauty is really beautiful... not how badly each of us need to get laid (although I'm quite sure all of us could use a good lay! ^_^). Please, I'm fishing for oppinions here (not compliments); the first page actually stcuk to the topic, then is kind of wandered off into sexual commentary. *sighs* Can't you peeps keep sex out of at least on topic? Go spam someone else, maybe? *grumbles and goes back to staring at a Cosmopolitan magazine*

Kittie is teh SECKSEH, and itz all teh mediaz falt!

At 6/3/03 01:24 AM, TheShrike wrote: Kittie is teh SECKSEH, and itz all teh mediaz falt!

*tilts her little kittie head in confusion* What language are you speaking???

At 6/3/03 01:24 AM, TheShrike wrote: Kittie is teh SECKSEH, and itz all teh mediaz falt!

KITTE R0X0RS MY B0X0RS!!11!1 I don't understand why she is mad, I think she fits the exact definition that the media made as beautifull.

"In the year 2000 Callista Flockhart will gain 500 pounds, however everyone else will gain 800 pounds and she will again be made fun of for being too thin."- Conan O' Brien

At 6/3/03 01:51 AM, jimsween wrote:

At 6/3/03 01:24 AM, TheShrike wrote: Kittie is teh SECKSEH, and itz all teh mediaz falt!

KITTE R0X0RS MY B0X0RS!!11!1 I don't understand why she is mad, I think she fits the exact definition that the media made as beautifull.

"In the year 2000 Callista Flockhart will gain 500 pounds, however everyone else will gain 800 pounds and she will again be made fun of for being too thin."- Conan O' Brien

*blushes* omg.. thank you so much! *is speechless* Nice little quote there... I hate Calista Fockhart! I think she's oogly!

At 6/3/03 12:20 AM, mysecondstar wrote:
girlfriends: can't live with them. can't live without them. ahh the paradox...

Women can't live with them.... and that's about it really.

men.... well.. they're a pain sometimes but i just can't live without the cock or the stupid, puppydog i will bend to your every sexual need masculinity. ive been with both men and women and men take a lot less work. women, unless she is completely submissive, always want something dammit its just too much work to get laid... and if they are totally submissive they are absolutely no fun the rest of the time so whats the bloody point then?

My point exactly. Sometimes I really do wish I was gay, as odd as it sounds at least I understand Men. Women are (I'm pretty sure) put on this Earth to confuse the fuck out of us and keep us living with that deer in the headlights feeling.... sure do smell pretty though, sigh.

call me homophobic but the sheer thought of being gay or even seeing it gets me pretty quesy. i don't have a problem with gay people. i have a few gay friends and i live pretty close to boy's town in chicago. but i just can't do it. i've seen men kissing and groping and i've even been whistled at before and every time it happens i get the shivers. i live to the pussy, i'll die by the pussy.

At 6/3/03 07:03 PM, mysecondstar wrote: call me homophobic but the sheer thought of being gay or even seeing it gets me pretty quesy. i don't have a problem with gay people. i have a few gay friends and i live pretty close to boy's town in chicago. but i just can't do it. i've seen men kissing and groping and i've even been whistled at before and every time it happens i get the shivers. i live to the pussy, i'll die by the pussy.

You know I've tried to care wether or not someones gay and I really just can't make myself give a fuck, even to be supportive of it. What it comes down to I guess is that nothing and I mean nothing is more interesting to me than my orgasm and less interesting than someone elses. Unless you're the person I'm sleeping with of course, ladies please note vain attempt to appear sensitive.

At 6/3/03 08:23 PM, Shih wrote: You know I've tried to care wether or not someones gay and I really just can't make myself give a fuck, even to be supportive of it. What it comes down to I guess is that nothing and I mean nothing is more interesting to me than my orgasm and less interesting than someone elses. Unless you're the person I'm sleeping with of course, ladies please note vain attempt to appear sensitive.

what's the fun if you can't make a woman orgasm? just the spasaming and contraction is enough to make it all worth it. not only that but it'll get you more later. heh heh

At 6/3/03 10:09 PM, mysecondstar wrote: what's the fun if you can't make a woman orgasm? just the spasaming and contraction is enough to make it all worth it. not only that but it'll get you more later. heh heh

ROCK ON!! but seriously.. the fine art of ejaculating all over a womans face must be so fun. i wish i had a cock for that sole purpose. dont get me wrong, i lurve being a chick and i lurve my twat, but i would totally do bukakae porn if i were more liberal with my sexuality.

secondstar you seem like a nice guy, your probably making some woman very happy.

Man I'm the one who makes the original effort an SecondStar gets all the credit. Why do I even bother?
*incoherent grumbling probably something about weasels*
And another thing... hmmm I got nothing.
*wanders off mumbling to self*

At 6/4/03 12:07 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: ROCK ON!! but seriously.. the fine art of ejaculating all over a womans face must be so fun. i wish i had a cock for that sole purpose. dont get me wrong, i lurve being a chick and i lurve my twat, but i would totally do bukakae porn if i were more liberal with my sexuality.

secondstar you seem like a nice guy, your probably making some woman very happy.

you know the whole pearl necklace deal was never my idea of a good time. too much work i think. i prefer a woman giving me a white, crusty beard. well, i suppose it's me making the woman give me a white crusty beard. soaked the bead sheets one time. dear god i swear it was 2 feet in diameter. but i digress.

as for me making a woman very happy i was. but that happiness was restricted to the bedroom only. outside of it was one drama after another. to be honesti don't know whether or not i'd be happier without her or with. maybe happier. not too happy right now, but then again i guess i wasn't really happy before either.

oh and word of advice never go to a college because of a girl. biggest mistake of my life. but the good news is i made the best of it. living the dream. got the job i wanted and the salary to boot. so i guess it all worked out in then end, but STILL! my point stands!

At 6/4/03 12:19 AM, Shih wrote: Man I'm the one who makes the original effort an SecondStar gets all the credit. Why do I even bother?

aww my condolences Shih. what can i say? heh heh

*beats head on nearby wall*
Lousy rotten stinkin smug bastard!!! Hate. World. So. Much. Take out on everybody.
*more incoherent mumbling and some animal howls*

*looks around shakes head*
Damn I need to get laid worse than FUNK. That is so not a good sign.

At 6/4/03 12:32 AM, Shih wrote: *beats head on nearby wall*
Lousy rotten stinkin smug bastard!!! Hate. World. So. Much. Take out on everybody.
*more incoherent mumbling and some animal howls*

*looks around shakes head*
Damn I need to get laid worse than FUNK. That is so not a good sign.

just have to know what a woman wants. the key to a woman's heart is knowing what she wants before she wants it. spontaneity at its best.

secondstar what college did you end up at after all?? i am going to be in wisconsin (or maybe, if the goddesses of luck and the waitling list at williams in the middle of the fucking forest and mountains in massachusets but i doubt it) and my boyfriend who i very happily lay (or get laid by?) often will be in missouri.. sadness.. but itll make the sex better every time we see one another.. right? right?????

*sigh* this summer we will both ironically be in california.. except a 7 hour drive apart. im taking chinese at stanford and he is doing some insane math thingy at humboldt. oh well.. copying chinese characters thousands of times over and over again and trying to perfect my tones doesnt exactly make me think about sex too often.. and i hope the same goes with him and calculus.

word has it that long distance relationships never last through college. this is a depressing predicament here people.. i dont want to spend 4 years laying nasty guys from the agricultural fraternity when a mere few hundred miles away my boyfriend/best friend in uniform lies hopefully in wait for me...

anyway on the inside im laughing at all of you for now, since while you all bitch about getting laid im trying to make the best of the last few weeks i have with him (even though im still living under my parents roof come on people im 17 but next week is senior week at the beach oh JESUS TOO MUCH SEX ok im done). then its off to becoming a cloistered nun in intensive mandarin, california style. god i hope they dont make me eat steaks made of sprouts and soy protein there *shudders*

sorry for bitching ya'll.. but the second (and, according to my insane teacher) psychotically difficult part of my german final is tomorrow and ive done one too many conjugation exercize.

At 6/4/03 01:48 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: secondstar what college did you end up at after all?? i am going to be in wisconsin (or maybe, if the goddesses of luck and the waitling list at williams in the middle of the fucking forest and mountains in massachusets but i doubt it) and my boyfriend who i very happily lay (or get laid by?) often will be in missouri.. sadness.. but itll make the sex better every time we see one another.. right? right?????

i went to the University of Illinois at Chicago. psychology and philosophy major. i had a full-ride into the University of Illinois Urbana/Champaign under biochemical engineering. huge contrast, no? i also got acceptance into NYU for chemistry but it cost too much. i had a few dreams for what i wanted to do after college. being a heart surgeon or do consulting work for a major corporation. guess which one i wanted more? but i work for Sprint PCS now doing consulting work. and about the sex after not having it for so long is satisfying. i did it when my ex went to Korea for school for a year. gets a load off...literally.

*sigh* this summer we will both ironically be in california.. except a 7 hour drive apart. im taking chinese at stanford and he is doing some insane math thingy at humboldt. oh well.. copying chinese characters thousands of times over and over again and trying to perfect my tones doesnt exactly make me think about sex too often.. and i hope the same goes with him and calculus.

word has it that long distance relationships never last through college. this is a depressing predicament here people.. i dont want to spend 4 years laying nasty guys from the agricultural fraternity when a mere few hundred miles away my boyfriend/best friend in uniform lies hopefully in wait for me...

you're right. most long distance relationships don't last. the big part of a lasting relationship is trust. my ex had cheated on me. the shit of it was i found out because my friends knew the guy and he was bragging about it. since then i lost my trust. i forgave her but if she'd have a girls night out i'd freak. in then end it was too much for her and for me. 5 years down the drain. since we were 17. up until a few months ago. but if you guys can trust each other you'll be fine. it won't matter if you're 2 or 2,000 miles apart.

secondstar you are nice but realistic. i like that. i think that jason (my boyfriend) and i will last since a. he is trustworthy, unable to lie to me since ive known him and b. i cant imagine any other woman who could put up with him (he is very VERY serious in public but in private he is ridiculously wacky) heck i like his oddness but i dont think any other female would.

monogamy is the way people, monogamy is the way.

Love = crap. I had a girlfriend once (no seriously, I really did). I sent my bestfriend (a girl) to go hang out with my girlfriend, and see how she acted when I wasn't around. She didnt cheat on me, but only because the guys she hit on thought she was ugly. After that... well, I have a moral compunction against having sex with drunk/stoned chicks and considering I'm a drunken stoner, that doesnt give me many opportunities. At least I don't smoke weed anymore. Maybe I'll start getting Indian chicks now that I'm getting Desi DJ gigs.... oh well...

I've pretty much given up on the whole relationship thing as a lost cause. Most of mine end with the girl giving me a BS line about being too nice of a guy and really a good friend which is basically female-speak for you're not attractive enough. Ahh well enlightenment probably has nothing to do with getting laid regularly and the fist law of the warrior is that you're always alone.

At 6/4/03 01:48 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: (or maybe, if the goddesses of luck and the waitling list at williams in the middle of the fucking forest and mountains in massachusets but i doubt it)

you wouldnt happen to mean roger williams would you???

of course not... nobody fucking goes there... i also would like to know when this topic went from talking about the media shoving WHAT is beautiful down our throat to everyone talking about their sex lives... although i dont really care either way...

no, i mean williams college in western massachusets... no roger involved as far as i know.

i just got my course catalog for wisconsin today woohoo!!