conspiracy?

[shadofknight]

conspiracies... we know what they are, we also know that they are almost always stOOpid.
so i thought that maybe, just maybe, we could come up with our own conspiracies and try and back them up and make them as believable as possible (also funny if possible). here's mine;

AIDS is a virus--right? an STD. turn the T into an I and you get Sid. SIDS is a very bad syndrome that happens to babies. the newest continent is Australia ( the baby continent!) and a very widely populated and visited town is Sydney-- or is it SID-ney... or SID-knee?
SIDS must then of first came about as an infection that some tourist got IN THEIR KNEE!!!
After they left australia, the person had sex! in the process they must have accidentally reopened the wound on their knee and the infection seeped out thus causing the first case!
afterwards they named it after the place where the doctors assumed they had gotten it!
OH THE CHILDREN!!!!

[InkyBoy]

Hush Timothy. It's time for your pills.

[robattle]

At 5/15/07 07:00 PM, InkyBoy wrote: Hush Timothy. It's time for your pills.

Yeah timothy. Come here.

[Saku-Tatsuya]

Oi, that is a very weird conspiracy.

I never thought of that.

[joeyjoe1]

I'm just curious did you think up that conspiracy all by yourself or did you get it from somewhere else. If you thought it up yourself you might just be insane

[sheffgb]

I think they put Pepsi in Coke cans, and everyone pretends they don't notice, except me.

I actually thought once that this kid followed me around...i used to live in america, then when i came back to England, he was there...but he had a beard, and that kid was eight years old

i was like wtf?

[MisterDielectric]

Y'know dinosaurs are just a government conspiracy?

True story, true story.

[shadofknight]

are you guys afraid to compete with my conspiracy?

[Raguel]

At 5/15/07 07:00 PM, InkyBoy wrote: Hush Timothy. It's time for your pills.

But Violent Bob is in the refrigerator conspiring with my seven varieties of cheese.

[shadofknight]

i know ... i thought they put pepsi in coke cans until some coke reps came by and said "here, tsake one of these pills every day and it will be normal again" 'cept it wasn't normal in the first place!!!!!!

[Laminated]

Tampa is the name of a place in Florida. We all know that Florida has highly concentrated levels of oranges and old people, both of which turn quite leathery when left out in the sun too long. Leather is something which is harvested and manufactured from cows, a type of bovine creature that Indian cultures used to worship as divine beings. Who else is a divine being? That's right: Jesus.

Now think of the name Tampa. It sounds a hell of a lot like Tampon to me. Who uses Tampons? Women. Women use tampons.

I think we can therefore conclude that Jesus was in fact a woman.

Dan Brown: you owe me 40% of profits from your next novel.

[The-evil-bucket]

The background when you type posts has two towers on the right! These must represent the Twin Towers because there are no other two towers in the world that are rectangular and are tall! Newgrounds must be with Al-Queda because the tank is pointed in that direction! We need to report Mr. Fulp (and probably Mrs. Fulp) to the FBI, M16, M15, the CIA, and the Pentagon!

[shadofknight]

okay...you guys are good, you got me.

firin up my thinkin brain for a new conspiracy!

[shadofknight]

okay... give me a while...

[shadofknight]

DAMMIT! i've been thinking for a week and i still don't freaken have a conspiracy!
my brain is conspiring a conspiracy to not let me conspire a conspiracy!

...so.... something i would say.