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At 5/15/07 08:51 PM, gameguy151 wrote: i'm alive somehow!!!

Yay!

That reminds me.....WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LUFTWAFFE!?

*over radio*

the clockcrew has joined the enemy! i repeat! the clockcrew has joined the enemy!

scramble the stealth bombe-

*static, screams ranging in decibels*

At 5/15/07 07:07 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/15/07 07:02 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Seriously.

I thought I was the only one that remembered that thread from a couple years ago.

*sigh*

That got deleted? Shit...

That was the one that had a blam weapon thread made shortly thereafter to aid in the fighting, the topic start by TailsPrower or something like that, correct?

*bursts through the pub door, bloody and mangled*

InkyBoy: what the fuck happened to you?!

that!!

*points to the battlefield, being overrun by the clockcrew*

do you guys pay any attention!!

scramble the goddamn F-16's already!!!

and charge the lasers!

SHIT. Am I late?

At 5/15/07 08:56 PM, snow-templar wrote: That got deleted? Shit...

After 100 pages too. :'(

At 5/15/07 09:01 PM, guy3231 wrote: SHIT. Am I late?

yes!!

now help me load this gun or i'll sic the bunny on u!!

We need protection!!!

At 5/15/07 09:00 PM, fivepoint wrote: and charge the lasers!

FIRE THE UBER LASERS

Ive brought sometihng we can throw!

At 5/15/07 08:43 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 5/15/07 08:40 PM, Clownshock wrote:

At 5/15/07 08:37 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 5/15/07 06:35 PM, Loki12 wrote: RAWR, I ride my dinosaur and rape you all!

Loki's dionasur: "I have a big head, and little arms! I'm not so sure how well this plan was though out! Master?"

Quoting movies for 10 year olds??? HE'S THE ENEMY! *pulls out nine and puts round in hongkongexpress* I'm the 10 year old strangla! Bring on the prepubescent nerds!

>> The round that Clownshock bounces off my Eliet guard Captain's badge, and hit Clownshoc in his hairless cunt!

How dare you reflect my bullets into my sister's vag! I shood bang my sister now like a red neck wood do. May be my only chance befo she dies *grabs dying sister and proceeds in banging her thru the roof*. Hey that aint bad. I shood make an army of babies with my sister. And by the way: I'M THE NECK CUTTA AND I'M 3 BLOCKS AWAY *cuts hongkongexpress's neck*. He aint gettin up from that one.

where's burnt face man when you need him?!?!

At 5/15/07 08:45 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/15/07 08:40 PM, Clownshock wrote:
Quoting movies for 10 year olds??? HE'S THE ENEMY! *pulls out nine and puts round in hongkongexpress* I'm the 10 year old strangla! Bring on the prepubescent nerds!

How dare you! Pixar is genius!
(Takes flare gun, shoots it in the center of Clownshock's chest, laughs, then throw's a WD-40 can before taking cover from massive explosion. Clownshock is dismembered, charred, and very...well...shocked...but still alive, writhing on the battlethread.)

You just killed my first born son that me and my sister had rite here on the battlefield. You son of a bitch! *runs all the way to the pixar headquarters and shoots it up. Then kidnaps the living desk light that Pixar uses in its logo to portray an I and brings it to the battlefield. I then proceed in bashing the light over Phobotech's head*. Now back to repopulation with my sister *proceeds in banging sister to repopulate the battlefield with mini clownshocks*.

uggg...This topic isn't that funny.....Actually it was never funny

send the nukes!

Whut happened to everyone else? Oh no their all dead! Quick everyone grab your sister and have sex with her to repopulate this thread!

great! the battlefield is as flat as paris hilton now!!!

happy now?!

break out the SAM'S strawberry's getting away in a F-22!!

*Brings in Laptop*

I'm here guys, what's the holdup, lets move! I'll disable their weapons with an UBER electronic EMP, sent from my laptop my satellite, lets get them while they're down!

Runs for cover and to hack safely

Okay i have some kids to help me now. Time to take out the clockcrew single handedly

*grabs knife and walks down the block. A goblin jumps out and kills my son. Wait a minute, a goblin? Must be high. I decapitate it with one swing. A mother using her pussy to get to the top starts to rape another one of my sons. I rape her and then choke her wit my wang. Now a wave of E-Bauman's zombie followers come out. Like a jedi I proceed in slicing them down like they is pizza. MMMMMMM... pizza. Back on topic: I watch as there is a field of slain
Baumen followers before me. I get bored and jack off in the heat of battle. A clockcrew soldier finally shows up and attempts to suck my unit. I burry my 12 gauge in his mouth and his brains fly into the sky. Oh god he gave me crabs when his beard got close to my stick. CALLING ALL REINFORCEMENTS AT ONCE. I AM BEING RUN OVER*.

here's your reinforcements and now we can...uh, sir...aliens!!!

general clown sir!

i managed to set a nuclear detonator behind enemy lines! all you need to do is press this button!

At 5/15/07 09:28 PM, gameguy151 wrote: break out the SAM'S strawberry's getting away in a F-22!!

imma chargin mah lazzor!

all their base r belong to us

good work, clock is confirmed down! a firetruck found his body in the wreckage. this is a glorious day for Newgrounds.

i offially call the war over. their general dead, their army retreating, and all i have to do is detonate that nuke that guy planted....

all medics in the vicinity:
the battle is getting to rough for us to put our lives at this much risk. fall back!!!
Run like a drug-smuggling illegal immigrant under the influence in a police station after the enchilada truck goes by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO A BARREL ROLL

nukes in vicinity-- i repeat NUKES IN VICINITY! last call, all medics head back to base

OH SHI-