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I think if she's marrying Tommy, she's got to have a decent sense of humour.

Or he's hung like a horse.

I'm not saying she's a prude or anything, or that she can't take a joke, I'm just saying the first wave of submissions was really, REALLY awful. Look at page 1 of this thread. mspaint scat, all the way.

Who finds that funny? Seriously. What's the joke? Can you explain the humor to me? "Ha! Poop exists! And I drew some! lol!" It's not funny. It's pointless. The only way it works is as a sarcastic response to the contest, and I think we can probably do without the sarcastic submissions and just focus on the ones that are actually celebrating their union.

*Sigh.* God, I sound like my mother when I show her Bonus Stage or something. Maybe I'm the one who's out of touch, here...

I don't know how you could find it funny either, unless you just learned what sex is from your 12 year old buddies and giggle about it every day at lunch.

I don't mind some of the stuff as long as its done well, but the pictures that are done well arent the ones with nudity. (Nudity as in more than you see on regular TV, I like the one of Tom & April with their arms around each other). I think that says something though. The good submittions are more mature.

It really dosent make sense to me how you could laugh at somebody drawing a sex scene of you and your wife. I know I would be freaked out about it. Don't get me wrong though, I'm only talking about the ones with no real humor involved, just a sex scene.

Johnny, what do you think? I mean you know Tom, and how they will react to this.

At 5/15/07 05:39 PM, WarpZone wrote: Oh ya one more thing, DemitriousDoom, see if you can copy their hairstyles a little bit better. It'll help it look like them a lot. Just basically make Tom's hair a little longer in the back and more curly, and make April's hair fan out and curl a bit more at bottom. Right now she looks more like a hastily drawn Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hmm, you got a good point going.... Besides, I forgot what Tom's hair looked like, and I didn't know what Aprils hair looked like till AFTER I finished the sketch, so thanks for the warning!

At 5/15/07 06:43 PM, DemitriousDoom wrote: Hmm, you got a good point going.... Besides, I forgot what Tom's hair looked like, and I didn't know what Aprils hair looked like till AFTER I finished the sketch, so thanks for the warning!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, You won't be seeing the paintbrush in the final, because since I want it to be my best work, I'll be using the pencil tool for it. I think it's much more cleaner than Paintbrush.

I think there's some OVER-sensativity here. I mean NEWGROUNDS is Tom's life. Look at the COCKS/PORN/DEATH/VIOLENCE(more obscene material) that is displayed on Newgrounds everyday. I mean remember Queers of War??? I'm sure if there was anything that would damage their relationship, it would be a great deal more than a MSPaint drawing of a cock...

Maybe an MSPaint drawing of two cocks?!?

At 5/15/07 07:03 PM, Cheddar79 wrote: I think there's some OVER-sensativity here. I mean NEWGROUNDS is Tom's life. Look at the COCKS/PORN/DEATH/VIOLENCE(more obscene material) that is displayed on Newgrounds everyday. I mean remember Queers of War??? I'm sure if there was anything that would damage their relationship, it would be a great deal more than a MSPaint drawing of a cock...

Maybe an MSPaint drawing of two cocks?!?

Youre missing the point.

Of course nobody cares about drawing dicks or something, I wouldnt think it would damage their relationship at all, but maybe they would be offended. Because its the most personal part of their personal lives being like invaded by a whole website.

Dont you think that would bother you a little?

Wait, dont answer that... It would bother most people anyways.

Yet again shit has been brought forth from the depths of my ass.

At 5/15/07 07:06 PM, Gi-go wrote: Youre missing the point.

Of course nobody cares about drawing dicks or something, I wouldnt think it would damage their relationship at all, but maybe they would be offended. Because its the most personal part of their personal lives being like invaded by a whole website.

Dont you think that would bother you a little?

Wait, dont answer that... It would bother most people anyways.

ITS ALL THE POINT. Hell if I ran a website that has cocks, sex, nudity and whatever involved I'm damn sure gonna expect something about me to be made up and posted on the site. Besides that, we the newgrundlings don't know their MOST intimate of details...we are merely competing in an art competition and as the guidelines of this competition go..."All you gotta do it draw Tom on vacation / his honeymoon doing whatever your imagination comes up with. And I realize we've probably conditioned many of you into thinking up the dirtiest idea possible - but it can go either way."

Like WarpZone said, If there was something that was truly offensive I'm sure that it would be taken down.

Rofl, zekey wins.

/facepalm

Holy shit on a stick people, .read the fucking rules, since we've had so many art contests and it's common knowledge, I recommend anyone who posts something without an image in the main thread or does a shitty ms paint entry that took less than a minute should be banhammered so hard they cant even view ebaums world.

At 5/15/07 07:58 PM, Bendo wrote: Rofl, zekey wins.

I swear I wish I could fucking BAN you cocksuckers whenever one of you posts this. I HATE THIS SO MUCH SHUT UP, IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING DAYS STOP SAYING "WINS" EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A GOOD ENTRY AAAAAAAAR

BENDO, YOU DON'T WIN YOU LOSE
YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE AAAAAR AAAAAR
lawl

At 5/15/07 08:10 PM, poxpower wrote: BENDO, YOU DON'T WIN YOU LOSE

FAIL. LOLasdfasdf

also, hey everyone. STOP POSTING IN THE ART THREAD WITHOUT ART, unless you like being banned and mocked. Otherwise, carry on.

I put my final up. Unfortunatly, I'm still too scared of the Pencil tool, so it's still in paintbrush. It is also my first time with the kind of shading I used....

Wow, NewShape wins my vote so far.

I love that thing, I laugh and cry at the same time.

At 5/15/07 07:49 PM, cuestaluis wrote: Heey congrats to Tom!! and happy fucki... I mean honeymoon... well you get it anyways...

That looks more like Wade.

=P

I made him look gay

At 5/15/07 08:10 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 5/15/07 07:58 PM, Bendo wrote: Rofl, zekey wins.

I swear I wish I could fucking BAN you cocksuckers

I wa
s just saying his entry was funny with good art to go.

Jeeze...

AH...F**K, theres my thinking mine is almost done and I see some of the new awsome submissions...even the odd..fucked up sex one with Tom and his wife all..merged n stuff is actually very good...I gotta improve on mine a ton so I can post it !

LOL NewShape!

Someone really needs to get rid of the picture on the first page of the penis and the vagina.

There's a difference between funny and tasteless. I cross the line into tasteless often. I'm an expert.

It's just....bad. Badly drawn, bad idea. I mean, fuck, the ones that are sexual are at least cute...and dare I state....romantic....in a sad pathetic sort of way....but that one is just.....wrong. And not wrong in a "hahaha look at this dead fetus lol" sort of way. Just wrong.

farts.

At 5/15/07 08:10 PM, poxpower wrote:
giant silly rant

I'll bet if he had said "poxpower wins" you wouldn't even have gotten angry enough to type that.

What's that sound? Oh it's irony.

HAI GUYS I FINISHED MINE

most proud of this one so far i think :|

At 5/16/07 07:19 AM, Blordow wrote: HAI GUYS I FINISHED MINE

most proud of this one so far i think :|

You fucking should be! It even beats Zekey's art in a pulp!
It's the best one yet!

I hate to be a bit harsh, but, Holy crap how shitty is 4/5 of the posts in the art thread. Its like everyone misread the theme to be "Lets draw tom and april fuckin!!!!!" while jacking off at the thought of having sex and then slitting their wrists at the realisation that they are never going to have some. Seriously there have been a few noteable post but apart from the select few alot of them seem rushed, and the ideas lame. Also whats with tom having a pink body and a brown cock. To all the MS-Paint Faggots who shat something out in 5 mins with no thought...more thought, more effort, less using the mouse with jism on your hands...it makes it hard to control.

/rant

At 5/16/07 01:29 AM, darthnebula wrote: actually very good..

na
took jus over half an hour, I might draw a good one up later.

At 5/16/07 07:19 AM, Blordow wrote: HAI GUYS I FINISHED MINE

most proud of this one so far i think :|

Awesome!

I feel kinda bad for my entry. I may just have to make another one to make up for it.

I'm pretty happy with this. I'm not going to win probably, but w/e.

At 5/15/07 07:56 AM, Cheddar79 wrote:

At 5/15/07 05:54 AM, MNS-dazi wrote: does anyone know where they are for their honeymoon?

stalker?

oh darn, foiled again

actually i was thinking along the lines of what sort of setting to draw them in
i.e. cruise, beach, mega expensive restaurant, romantic get-a-way in veracruz, et cetera

but i'll guess i'll just have to use my imagination now.