I might need therapy

[OVlez]

So, I was having dinner with my mom and some friends just now and we were talking about random shit which led to us talking about that movie, Hannibal.

So my mom starts talking about the part in that movie where that guy drugs the other guy, cuts his head open and feed him his own brains. She tells us that you have to be a really sick and degenerate bastard to come up with shit like that, and five seconds later I come up with a thought and tell her "I bet I can top that!". She's curious and tells me to go on.

I proceed to describe a situation where you cut someone's chest with a scalpel, all around the chest and proceed to peel all of the skin off the chest, you then wrap that guy's face with the skin and you tie it together with a needle and some resistant string or whatever. Then you hang the guy from the skin around his face to a tree and observe as he dies, smothered to death by the skin that used to be on his chest.

Just imagine that, what a fucking horrible image that would be. A guy with a big patch of skin wrapped on his face, hanging from a tree, muscle tissue on the chest exposed along with some ribs since I'm pretty sure the skin wouldn't peel off all that clean. The guy's muffled, gargling screams under his mask of skin, gargling cause of the blood coming out of the skin....

Yeah, no idea what the fuck is wrong with me, but I thought I should share this with all of you.

[robattle]

you get Hell for 1000 years.

[El-Guapaduro]

You're fine.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

*holds up applause sign*

[ZeroAsALimit]

We all have violent thoughts once in a while, there's nothing odd there.

[Freakish-Beast]

I can top that but i am to lazy to type it all out.

[ChilliDog]

...Is that how you want to die?
I can make it happen.
Turn around and look out the window.

Nothing there?

DAMN! That worked once...

[Reaperyami]

I bet I could top that.

[Hershizzle]

now you have to gargle satans mayonaise

[EvilJesus]

YOU think you need therapy, try being in my shoes

[AwfulAwful]

Ok heres mine,

I have etn u.

[Anti-pie]

I'll come with you.

[alphamosh]

So how did your mom react

[UndeadTemplar88]

its alright...but it can get worse

I heard a story somewhere of some guy let himself be killed voluntarily by another man. They planned to have dinner before being murdered...so they had the guy's penis for dinner. After finishing that meal and the guy being pale from so much bloodloss, I think he was either shot or beheaded, I'm not sure.

Maybe someone else has heard this story?

[NeoSoviet]

Nothing extreme there mate...

I`ve had worse thoughts =)

[ripoffhitman]

At 5/12/07 11:17 PM, CHRlST wrote: I've heard and seen worse.

Well i would think jesus in the years of him being alive he would se worse. But dude(talking to thread creator), you arnt screwed up. Everyone can image weird sick images. And ur lucky, urs arnt sexual like most of newgrounds.

[Crazy-axe]

ive seen worse

[capn-g]

Psychosomatic.

[EclecticEnnui]

At 5/12/07 11:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: We all have violent thoughts once in a while, there's nothing odd there.

If he has them frequently, then there's a problem.

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

At 5/13/07 12:27 AM, capn-g wrote: Psychosomatic.

That boy needs therapy.

[Peaceblossom]

I think having the mouth and nose sewn together would be really horrible. Think, sure you'd be able to get SOME air through the holes and whatnot but so little would be getting through that you couldn't keep it up.

Try this, plug your nose and only breath through a straw. After a few minutes it becomes VERY difficult.