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At 5/12/07 11:40 AM, Strength wrote: Find the clit!

I hardly think South park will help him forge a relationship.

wow someone would fall in love with u

umm... kiss her and say u love her

At 5/12/07 11:35 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote:

Even though you probably are a girl, I still don't believe you cause 99.9% of the time girls on the internet are ussually male.

well i have a few users who have either seen me or heard my voice but whatever it's your opinion.I'm just saying how do you know all the users are male? pics? woow nice evidence.

At 5/12/07 12:19 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 5/12/07 11:35 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote:

Even though you probably are a girl, I still don't believe you cause 99.9% of the time girls on the internet are ussually male.

well i have a few users who have either seen me or heard my voice but whatever it's your opinion.I'm just saying how do you know all the users are male? pics? woow nice evidence.

Yea, so it turns out a joking attitude is kinda hard to pick up on over the internets... oh well

tell her your nickname is rod and you have 12 inches in your pants, also say you have not lost your virginity, then say your parents are rich and are paris hilton and michal jackson. then tape her face onto the cover of a playboy magazine and threaten to blackmail her unless she dates you. then get her drunk then rape her then kill her and hide her in a ditch and come back everyweek to have 'seconds' with the dead body, then blame the zodiac...

At 5/12/07 02:41 AM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: im in love right now but i dont know how to get the girl. Advice?

RAPE HER

My advise is not to do anything, most girls don't like boys who post on new grounds for dating advice

best advice: dont ask newgrounds

get off your ass and say "hey skank! I'm freaking in love with u!"

Just talk to her don't be a pussy and make your friend talk to her for you.

How about trying the Relationship Crew
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At 5/12/07 02:41 AM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: im in love right now but i dont know how to get the girl. Advice?

1 sided love is obsession

So what if you're in love? Go jump on a couch or something.

Has a sex with her.

At 5/12/07 09:44 PM, peepee45 wrote: tell her your nickname is rod and you have 12 inches in your pants, also say you have not lost your virginity, then say your parents are rich and are paris hilton and michal jackson. then tape her face onto the cover of a playboy magazine and threaten to blackmail her unless she dates you. then get her drunk then rape her then kill her and hide her in a ditch and come back everyweek to have 'seconds' with the dead body, then blame the zodiac...

Well I suppose that works too...If it really comes down to that.
I'm sure there are other ways but...
Yay necrophilia!

At 5/12/07 02:41 AM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: Advice?

Find Robert Smith and a guitar, it'll work itself out.

At 5/12/07 03:16 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:

At 5/12/07 02:54 AM, ChilliDog wrote: Assuming that you're 21 (according to your profile) I'd suggest getting off the BBS and learning how to talk to girls sometime soon.

That sentence made me ashamed of myself. :(

<= Never had a girlfriend.
<= Never been on a date.
<= Never been kissed.
<= Virgin.

(

ive only been huged once by somebody other then my mother was at an anime thingy and got glomped

At 5/12/07 02:41 AM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: im in love right now but i dont know how to get the girl. Advice?

you just want to fuck her. jack off and get over it