What Happens After You Die...

[TheBeagle]

After you die you are sent to an island; when you arrive there you will be blindfolded. Then you will untie your blind fold only to see 1,000,000 fat ugly virgins ready to bang you.

And I never said they were women.

[aquaticmole]

You get a game over.

[ChilliDog]

Your dead body is placed in a casket and your family and friends get a chance to say their last goodbyes...and then you're placed 6 ft underground.

The End.

[PawPrint]

At 5/12/07 01:16 AM, aquaticmole wrote: You get a game over.

You get a dick in your face.

[ChilliDog]

Sorry, had to point out that that last post was my 69th!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What a day in history. I'll remember this until I die.

And with that last sentence I related this post to the topic. Score one for me.

[Ecke]

You cease to exist, therefore have no thoughts, emotions, or visions. Basically, nothing happens.

[Brandndapunk]

Heaven or Hell. I pick Heaven. You pick! ;)

[MidnyteRayne]

No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs

[Dr-Worm]

At 5/12/07 01:17 AM, Ecke wrote: You cease to exist, therefore have no thoughts, emotions, or visions. Basically, nothing happens.

We have a consciousness right now, and thoughts and feelings. We're constantly aware of shit and thinking, even when we're asleep. I can't really fathom how that can just shut off.

[Anti-pie]

Hell.

[ChilliDog]

At 5/12/07 01:25 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 5/12/07 01:17 AM, Ecke wrote: You cease to exist, therefore have no thoughts, emotions, or visions. Basically, nothing happens.

We have a consciousness right now, and thoughts and feelings. We're constantly aware of shit and thinking, even when we're asleep. I can't really fathom how that can just shut off.

You die.
Your body shuts down, your brain, heart, and other important organs stop working.
You don't think, you're obviously not conscious, and you're not exactly asleep.
You're dead.
Of course you can't imagine it, you've haven't died before. Have you?

[Forums]

I was thinking about death the other day, and then nothing happened.

The end.

[PelvicThrusters]

Richard Dawkins digs you up and pissed in your eye while screaming "I fucking told you!"

[Mechabloby]

At 5/12/07 01:16 AM, aquaticmole wrote: You get a game over.

Do we get continues?

[SadisticMonkey]

At 5/12/07 01:16 AM, aquaticmole wrote: You get a game over.

So I guess a defibrillator is like a continue then.

[megamanx300]

When you die, you are buried in the ground. when the wood and composite materials sog away, you are just minerals and food for other species. nothing happens. if one person dies, the world will go on as if nothing happened.

[Odio]

Death..? Yes, but what is death but another adventure? I believe... That you all don't exist and are just figments of my "Imagination". Actually none of us exist. We are all computer programs in a game akin to the "Sims". When we die, we simply are "Deleted". Or we all go to the Underworld and live in the Elysian Fields. Or we goto Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory. Or we escape from our human capsules and fly off to join our alien brethern. Or...

[DenEmiel]

At 5/12/07 01:16 AM, ChilliDog wrote: Your dead body is placed in a casket and your family and friends get a chance to say their last goodbyes...and then you're placed 6 ft underground.

The End.

Indeed.

[Syzyde]

You respawn, and depending on how good you were, you either spawn near the rocket launcher or you get spawn killed by the camper.

[Superswat]

when you die you wont go to hell or heaven youl be at a dark place whear you will do nothing you can´t hear move and live its the end fore you and when your dead its like your blamd frome NG thats what happens after you die and tell me what is the meening of life?

[Gagsy]

I see what your wet dreams are like..

[Superswat]

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[TheBeagle]

Rofl! Nice job..

[CrazyBKnight]

trust me i know what happens when u die...... u sit in a chair watching porn all the time but u have no hands to masterbate with...... and for some reason u cant get out of the chair... u rdy to be horny for the rest of eternity? would u break your own ribbs to suck your own dick? its that or nothing at all...

[Peaceblossom]

At 5/12/07 01:16 AM, aquaticmole wrote: You get a game over.

lol then your snes breaks.

[CrazyBKnight]

tell me what is the meening of life?

watch the movie meaning of life....it lets you in on alot of secrets!

[Reaperyami]

When you die an Error 404 pops up.

[ripoffhitman]

At 5/12/07 01:36 AM, Anti-pie wrote: Hell.

Ya pretty much anyone who goes on newgrounds has a free passport to hell. I mean we all talk about chicks, fags, homos, just antoher way to say fags. And i mean, we are the most unoriginal perverted and hateful bunch of people all put into one place. This place is like a concentration camp for assholes.

[Musk]

When you died, you become ghost.

[JackFox]

Okay, this is kind of related, but ever since I was 10 I had this strange feeling about something... I've always wondered if maybe the world is fake, maybe I've been in a deep sleep or have been knocked out in some way and am dreaming the world...

Yeah, enough with the Peter Pan shit. Anyways, when we die, the world will just keep spinning... Unless of course you die because the world blows up...