Alright, first of all, just hear me out. I'm not some evil, twisted pervert who enjoys watching girls do weird shit, I'm just a kid with an unlucky fetish.
I dunno how this came to be, for the life of me, I don't know. Maybe it was that scene in Scary Movie where Carmen Electra farts (Although I doubt it). Maybe it's just the idea, of seeing a girl do such a rude and surprising thing. Fuck man, if I could pin point when this shit started, I'd go back in time so fast and stop it it wouldn't even be funny.
Anyway, I didn't post for a pity party. That's not it at all. I'm asking you to honestly, weigh the options: what do you think are the chances of me having a consistent sex life?
Let me give you some more background: farting seems to be the only thing that turns me on. I have been able to figure out what it is about farting that gets me horny, therefore I can;t really jack off. The last time I jacked off, it was to a commercial that involves three middle aged women blowing fart bubbles in a pool. I hated my self for that, and stopped RIGHT as i was about to cum.
Anyhow, as a person, I'm pretty nice. I don't beleive in taking advantage of women, meaning, if she was drunk, I wouldn't encourage her to fuck me. I also have a quirky sense of humor, and have been flirting with this chick at my school. The point I thought I had a chance with her was when she told me about how she cuts really loud farts, randomly. I wa worried, for half a second, that she knew, but she didn't. Still I've been wondering if this is the girl I could confide in.
Naturally, I'd accept if she was weirded out. Who wouldn't be.
anyway..........I'm tryin to be smart about this. How could I start a relationship while having her known about my fetish?
