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Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:40:54 Reply

So if you were going to, what would be your cult of choice? Anyone know of any good pref non-mass-suiciding ones? Joining a cult has been on the top of my "To Do" list [right above "Your Mom" of course] for years but I just never seem to get around to it!
So yeah, GOT CULTS?

"I think a 12 step program is just what I need to get a new lease on life!"

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:41:51 Reply

Christianity.

The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:43:02 Reply

Judaism.

"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:43:05 Reply

the only cult i've ever joined is ng

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:55:02 Reply

Pastafarianism

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 01:55:13 Reply

Islam.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:25:11 Reply

scientology

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:30:27 Reply

Penguin legion of Doom

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:33:54 Reply

Aesthetic Realism

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:34:32 Reply

I had a friend who was really into fashion, make-up, boys, etc. Then all the sudden one days she just joins this cult, picks up and moves and now she eats like twigs and berries in the forest. It's really creepy.

looking good and dressing well is a necessity. having a purpose in life is not.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:35:07 Reply

I'm going to be original and say: "Newgrounds!" Or maybe not.

So um... The Unification Church?

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:38:14 Reply

Scientology.

Meh.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:39:19 Reply

The children of god, i saw a documentary of that on the tv, they rape little girl's and boys of 2 years old!

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:41:20 Reply

Crippin Cult. Wait. NO FUCKING WAY.

Lazy-ass good for nothin' spammers.

Why I oughta...

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:43:07 Reply

"The Cult of a million orgasms and alot of money for just joining, with no recruitment standards at all."

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:44:14 Reply

Neo nazism

o.O

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 13:51:32 Reply

Make your own cult. It could be called.... errm....errr... 'THE CULT'!!!

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 15:33:20 Reply
At 5/11/07 01:43 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: "The Cult of a million orgasms and alot of money for just joining, with no recruitment standards at all."

I would take this one.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 15:40:17 Reply

Fowlerism!

go me!
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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:05:00 Reply

the cult of rabbits of doom

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I'm better than you.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:09:33 Reply

The cult of the INVISIBLE PINK UNICORNS
Pray to the awesomeness
Here is a pic

So cool right?!?!?!?

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:37:38 Reply
At 5/11/07 04:09 PM, sam144boy wrote: The cult of the INVISIBLE PINK UNICORNS
Pray to the awesomeness
Here is a pic

So cool right?!?!?!?

I See what you did there. :)

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:40:02 Reply

I actually was going to create a cult centered around Ted Nugent.

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I like rock.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:42:47 Reply

Pastafarianism, obviously...

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:43:43 Reply
At 5/11/07 04:42 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: Pastafarianism, obviously...

Islamic Pastarfarianism =D

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:45:03 Reply
At 5/11/07 01:44 PM, Zodiak7 wrote: Neo nazism
o.O

Already joined its quite nice.

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:48:51 Reply

Atheism

FABBOT >:(

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:50:39 Reply
At 5/11/07 04:45 PM, ElementalSoldier wrote:
At 5/11/07 01:44 PM, Zodiak7 wrote: Neo nazism
o.O
Already joined its quite nice.

Ein mein stein. Yes, a true Neo thug.

so how's life in Florida?

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:54:22 Reply
At 5/11/07 04:48 PM, DillieDMan wrote: Atheism

That's no cult!
It's a bless!
Anarchy!

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Response to Joining a cult 2007-05-11 16:56:15 Reply
At 5/11/07 04:54 PM, ninjitsuwarrior wrote:
At 5/11/07 04:48 PM, DillieDMan wrote: Atheism
That's no cult!
It's a bless!
Anarchy!

All religions and non-religion religions are cults.

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