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Guitar Hero 1 & 2
- Teaches kids about bands, which can lead to drug and alcohol addiction
- Foil language
- Smashing poor defenceless guitars
- Makes kids think that drummers and bass players are bad (the jokes on the loading screens)

Iss Pro Evolution:
-It teaches children how to play football, so they can hurt themselves playing it (a lot of kicks)
-They use short even when it's raining. Children can play football outside and they can catch a cold
-Drugs
-Beign a goalkeeper it's very dangerous
-Epileptic children can have an epileptic attack while they are see the red and yellow card everytime.
-Hooligans

Guitar Hero II

-Suggestive Themes
-Satanic Music
-Refrences To The Grim Reaper
-Homophobic Lyrics

Spyro
extreme dragon nudety
extreme violence towards innocent sheep
encourages arson
makes children jump out of tall buildings thinking they'll glide

Mario

Mushroom consumption makes you grow. (Drugs.)

Stomping enemies. (Violence)

Dropping bowser in lava. (moar violence)

Mushroom retainers wear diapers and vests. (Child Nudity)

The game Tropico 2: Pirates Cove should be banned immediately because it gives impressionable children the idea that a life of piracy, debauchery and wanton whore kidnapping is a "good" thing. The game rewards brutalization of captives with gold doubloons and is in fact a "piracy simulator" with which school children can plan out pirate attacks on their classmates.

The Sims 2

-Makes people think that they can be god

-Suggestive scense

-Also makes people think that they controll the will of everyone

Someone had to do it sometime.

Super Mario Bros.

* Encourages ingestion of mushroom-based drugs
* Repetitive Animal Violence
* Encourages children to go down giant sewer pipes.
* Excessive capture and abuse of physically appealing girls
* Lacks proper health messages of which mushrooms are safe and unsafe
* Employs tasteless red-and-blue fashion trends
* Encourages death of dragons and lizards and tutrtles alike

Diablo II

-encourages players to choose a violent or illegal proffesion, such as a barbarian, necromancer,sorceress, assasin, and so on.

-encourages extreme amounts of violence against poor defensless demons, monsters, pygmy's and undead creatures. How cruel.

-encourages players to kill each other

-encourages a player to make money and buy armour and weapons with it.

-player kills the poor defenseless demon diablo and his brothers, and may do it as many times as they wish. Diablo if often killed for the items he drops, trivialising the terrible act.

-gives people the impression that after dieing they can run back to thier body and come back to life

-players are encouraged to work together to kill stuff.

Monopoly
-In the game you make money
-You buy drugs with money
-Therefore Monopolyis endorcing drug use.

Attack on the Starfox series.

-Promotes space violence
-Promotes "furries"

correction sonic should be banned because it spawns the biggest furry faggot fanboys on the planet.

WHY THE ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION SHOULD BE BANNED:

-Suggestive clothing by the females
- Nudity
- Depictions of Destruction of precious objects
- Violence against machinery
- Harming and/or killing animals

Why Half-Life 2/Half-Life 2 Episode 1 should be banned.

-Violence
-You fight aliens, that is racist
-Slavery
-You command a squad, can lead to attacking other people with a group.
-Getting pwned by other people
-There was a train crash, might make people try to crash a train(HL2E1)
-There is a part where someone gets raped(HL2E1)
-It predicts the future
-Always get killed by the other team.

Why Legend Of Zelda should be banned
- Promotes cross dressing (That sicko Link...)
- Promotes Animal Abuse(Poor chickens)
- Promotes Homosexuality (I saw that gay little elf with the bells.)
- Promotes Tresspassing (Sneaking into a heavily guarded facility is wrong)
- Promotes...Promotes... Who cares it's a video game it's evil!

Final fantasy Xll

- references to Playboy ( Fran )
- making people think pirates are good guys
- making people think the government is bad (oh wait..)

BBS -

* Full of noobs
* Violent
* Bad for your health
* Ruins your life.

Hey, I'm Jack Thompson, and i'm here to tell you why Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War, is bad, kiddies.

1. When you play humans,you have to kill aliens ( racism)

2. There's this race called "Chaos" where you can summon demons to kill ( promotion of satanism)

3. The race called the "Space Marines" are supposedly genetically engineered. ( Promotion of playing God by genetic alteration)

4. You command troops to kill your enemy ( You might lead your friends into school shootings)

5. Most of the machines spout an oily black smoke ( promotion of pollution)

6. There are no asians or blacks when you play as the human races (more racism)

There kids, do not play this game! It will lead you to murder your families, become serial killers and destroy society as we know it. Now excuse me, i'll need to go and sue trees for promoting murder!

Gran Turismo 4-

Promotes a gambling life style, you gamble on buying a fast car and entering a race.

Portrays fakes images of reality- (You can't smash into a wall at 234km/h and not do any damage).

Initiates belief that wealth buys happyness cos we all know your dont' mind the difference in you Ford GT40 than the second hand mazda mx-5.

You play god- YOU choose when you do a race.

Side-Note: On the original Mario games, He appeared to be flying to heaven. It is clear he has sinned with peach (pre-maritial sex) and therefore should be actually descending.

At 6/6/07 07:58 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote: Hey, I'm Jack Thompson, and i'm here to tell you why Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War, is bad, kiddies...

you know what?

um.....power ranger, because it is excessively violent, and makes kids believe in things that don't don't excist (like a giant praying mantis that could destroy a city)

I'm Jackie boy here to tell you why World of Warcraft should be banned:

1) Plate armour on females skimpy as hell (suggestive, sexism)

2) No Asian Humans (racism)

3) Religion that believes in the "Light" (blasphemy)

4) Killing other players (violence)

5) Gnomes being playable (clear favouritism of midgets)

Morrowind should be banned because;
- Racism against race.
- Cult worshipping.
- killing innocent animals.
- Nudity

Putt Putt saves the Zoo

- Driving without a license.

All Final fantasy's
-promotes violence
-death
-talking creatures
-making kids think they can use revive when a friend dies
-being to long
-not being final
-half nude chicks
-big boobed chicks
-ugly chicks

GTA-3-san andreas
-hookers
-guns
-drugs
-blood
-gore
-cursing
-shity cars
-fucking in cars
-not looking real while fucking in cars
-doing the same shit over and over.

Zelda
-violence
-death
-monkeys with asses
-always the same story
-always the same people
-always the same villages
-ALWAYS THE SAME SHIT!

Killzone
-blood
-death
-no gore! (bull shit)
-needing to use up a whole clip in a gun just to kill someone
-cursing
-guns
-talking about sex
-NOT BEING ANY SEX!

PACMAN

If you eat that much you'll become fat!
It's McDonalds propaganda.

Mario
Italian racism
Encouraged destroying of nature
Animal cruelty
Encouraging drug use
Sexual innuendo
Portraying women as being weak and need constant rescue
Demonic themes
intense depictions of being flattened
Encouraging jumping to the top of flagpoles and sliding down it
Encouraging throwing fireballs
Encouraging you think you can throw fireballs
Dangerously thinking of water as an alternate fuel(ABSURD!)
Encouraging Toadstool racism
Telling you that you can slide down a pipe and come out the other side and be fat
Dr.Mario. That is an absolute sin against mankind. I suggest banning sale of this game to protect the children.

There. Thats Jack Thompson attacking a completely harmless game. Now lets convince people he really said that and get him hated more!

Why do threads die when i post!

*sobs, then opens a bottle of beer*

Phoenix Wright

- Falsly depicts all defendants as innocent parties
- Encourages dramatic dialogue in courtroom settings (Contempt of court)
- Promotes collection of evidence, thereby altering crime scenes
- Teaches children to talk to the dead
- Gives the idea that it's ok to poke at repressed memories

Tetris

- Communist overtones
- Implies that you have power over large falling objects
- Can be up to 40 times more addictive than heroin

Super Mario Kart

- Road rage
- Promotes taking 'magic' mushrooms whilst driving

Chess

- Promotes ethnic segregation
- Male supremacy

that was quite difficult