Explain orgasm.

Well....idk i rem the first time ive masturbated though. It was 2 years ago and i always called peopel gay for doing it. The after watching some pamela anderson I was like OMFGJHJKGSHLKJGF. So i rubbed it for not even 30 seconds and BAM! Havent had a feeling like that since.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:38:39 Reply

I'd compare it to a really good piss, except longer and 3 times as pleasurable.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:38:46 Reply

It feels like someone has just destroyed everything you love and hold dear to your heart.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:38:51 Reply

Like nothing else matters.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:39:50 Reply

At 5/10/07 03:38 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: It feels like someone has just destroyed everything you love and hold dear to your heart.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:42:17 Reply

DAMN IT
You took my conversation with MAP onto here, i should be doing this!
Either way it feels like your balls are exploding with massages in a weird way

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:42:50 Reply

It's the same feeling as seeing Paris Hilton get arrested.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:43:19 Reply

During sexual stimulation, blood is packed into your genitals. Orgasm is the event where the blood is suddenly released back into the rest of your body, causing a sensation of relief.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:43:41 Reply

At 5/10/07 03:38 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: I'd compare it to a really good piss, except longer and 3 times as pleasurable.

Yeah, bit of that, and a slow-mo sneeze.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:46:08 Reply

Feels like you've lost all meaning in life, But you still want to live.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:52:07 Reply

why do you want to know how people would explain it? just knock one out and explain it yourself.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:54:02 Reply

In before "your mom" jokes.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:55:40 Reply

It feels like silly putty

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:55:48 Reply

Find out yourself.

Write a wiki article about it :P

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:57:00 Reply

It feels like going to hell, you sick perverted sinning bastard!

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:58:23 Reply

Relief.

Extreme de-tension.

A dick sneeze.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:59:06 Reply

Some people nerve that travels to the centeral area of the sole of foot, is closely linked with the nerve impulses that travel to the brain. It feels like a really good 1 hour massage condenced into very short period of time.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 15:59:55 Reply

It feels like epic win.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 16:04:07 Reply

Intense pleasure followed by even more intense pleasure.

then you have the orgasm.

Which is the greatest human feeling ever known.

No joke.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 16:20:15 Reply

What the hell man? 1/2 of the people here are making a attempt at funny by saying orgasms are horrible experiences, they AREN'T! Sneezing is like a miniature orgasm because it does feel nice. Its like sneezing and pissing at the same time maybe but only 5-15 times as pleasurable depending on the sex.

Just a warm tingly fuzzy feeling traveling throughout your entire body really fast and ending up where your penis is, and when you come its like you kill and eject the happy from you. It would be great if the sensation lasted more than fucken 3 seconds.

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Response to Explain orgasm. 2007-05-10 16:22:25 Reply

At 5/10/07 04:20 PM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote:

Just a warm tingly fuzzy feeling traveling throughout your entire body really fast and ending up where your penis is, and when you come its like you kill and eject the happy from you. It would be great if the sensation lasted more than fucken 3 seconds.

If you wank it 3 times a day of course the feeling will be very weak almost non existent because your doing it so much.

But trust me wait atleast 3 days to a month the orgasm will be very strong, almost like the first time you did it.

The key is moderation.

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