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im nicegirl22. not really that great of a name but watev.

not particularly funny but i totally shot this guy down.

Dhenal: hello
nicegirl22: hey there
Dhenal: how r u
nicegirl22: pretty good, u?
Dhenal: im good thanks
Dhenal: where ru from
nicegirl22: new york
Dhenal: cool
nicegirl22: how about you?
Dhenal: sri lanka
nicegirl22: cool
Dhenal: r u studying or working?
nicegirl22: im just fooling around :P
Dhenal: haha
Dhenal: wots ur name
nicegirl22: samantha
Dhenal: nice name.. so r u a white gal?
nicegirl22: yea
Dhenal: kl
Dhenal: hey do u have facebook?
nicegirl22: no
Dhenal: so
nicegirl22: ummmm ur probly a pedo so im gonna go no
Dhenal: who?
nicegirl22 has left.

lUlZ epic thread!!

23_m_usa: hi
teeny8064: hi!
23_m_usa: how are you? asl
teeny8064: not bad, f usa 17
23_m_usa: you like older guy
teeny8064: 23 is not that old
23_m_usa: what you up to
teeny8064: nothing, sittin here. Just finished a HARD week of catholic school
23_m_usa: fun where in usa you at
teeny8064: Va
23_m_usa: what you like doing
teeny8064: track, shopping and video games
23_m_usa: you like sex
teeny8064: brb feeding dogs
23_m_usa: ok\\
teeny8064: back
23_m_usa: ool
23_m_usa: cool
teeny8064: anyways, what
23_m_usa: you like sex
teeny8064: i only did missionary once
23_m_usa: wow how was
teeny8064: it was somehwat painful
teeny8064: i bled a little
23_m_usa: ok you were virgin
teeny8064: yes
23_m_usa: you get horny
teeny8064: sometimes
teeny8064: I have to use a cross a dildo
23_m_usa: why
teeny8064: catholic schools don't have dildos, duh
23_m_usa: lol you at home
23_m_usa: you never go home
teeny8064: yeah, you've never jacked off in a stall?
teeny8064: girls do the same
23_m_usa: yea are you horny now
teeny8064: somewhat. give me a call at 540 942 6545
23_m_usa: for what
teeny8064: i like phone sex better than cybering
23_m_usa: ok
23_m_usa: WTF!
teeny8064: Lol, that's me
23_m_usa: I'm sorry officer
teeny8064: Don't worry, I sent 3 cops on your way. Ip tracking is fun

I was on parachat for 10 minutes and in the first two:

lord_seer: hi
SexiGirl05: Hey sexy.
lord_seer: how are you?
SexiGirl05: I'm horny and ready for some cyber.
lord_seer: i only do cyber with girls that wanna be my slave
SexiGirl05: I will be you slave.
SexiGirl05: Fuck me now Masah.
lord_seer: you have to beg me to be your master in you wanna be my slave
SexiGirl05: Come here masah.
SexiGirl05: I will pick your balls.
SexiGirl05: And rake them around.
SexiGirl05: I want you to take me from the ass.
lord_seer: call me master and then i am yours
SexiGirl05: Take me master.
lord_seer: i push my dick in your %%%%% and %%%% you hard and deep
SexiGirl05: *takes your dick and sticks in in throat*
SexiGirl05: *chokes and swallows your cum*
SexiGirl05: My turn baby.
SexiGirl05: You ready to see my specialty?
lord_seer: did i say you can suck?
lord_seer: i slap you
SexiGirl05: *takes out 9" shlong and penetrates you in the ass with it*
SexiGirl05: TAKE THAT BITCH.
SexiGirl05: *humps you fast and hard*
lord_seer: okay bye
SexiGirl05: YES YES.

Psh,what a pussy.

This thread has gone WAAAYY downhill. It was funny at first but all of the shameless bumps with utterly useless chat conversations that aren't even close to as funny as the first ones.

Think of this as preserving the thread, and not ruining it.

the helpless morons who couldn't handle posting something worthwhile are the ones who ruined it.