Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

HG- Hi are you horny
Me- very
HG- MSN?
HG- addy?
Me- Ok, can I have it pls?
HG- johnnnym26@hotmail.com (his real e-mail)
Me- Wait, lemme add you

s zegt (11:56):
hi...
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:56):
hello
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:56):
Can you GTFO my MSN, you fricking pedo.
Its A Wonderful Day zegt (11:56):
God what is wrong with you

HG- wtf!
HG- MSN pls
Me- Dude, I just called you a pedo.
Me- GTFO

vimal8405: hi
cutelisa812: the game
cutelisa812: you lost
cutelisa812: GTFO
vimal8405: wt r u saying
cutelisa812: make me make this clearer:
cutelisa812: GET THE FUCK OFF. PEDO.

GB: Hey... nice to meet u... can we talk
Me: no
GB: PLZ
Me: no
GB: oh plz
Me: fine
GB: thx
GB: im leo
Me: Yeah, and I am Ura Weiner.
GB: how r u
Me: I feel terrible.
GB: pls tell me y
Me: I'm talking to you.
GB: oh... sorry... please dont misunderstand me
GB: im a good boy
Me: you just lost the game, fork
GB: im studying fashion photography
Me: Interesting
GB: thx
GB: do you like fashion magazines
Me: Sure
Me: u have msn?
GB: yeah it's leoromy_22@live.in

Plus 20 conversations that went like:
someone: hi
Me: You lost the game
someone: huh?

Or

someone: wanna see my dick
Me: Dude, I'm a male
someone: wanna see it anyway

john8862: hello
sexylovergirl: hello
sexylovergirl: Lets cyber
sexylovergirl: but im 14...
sexylovergirl: >_<
john8862: lets
john8862: what are you wearing
john8862: cool i love 14 year old p ussy
sexylovergirl: whats your asl?
john8862: 20 m u.s.
sexylovergirl: i like big dick
sexylovergirl: how big is yours?
john8862: 8 inches ill stretch your p ussy
john8862: what are you wearing
sexylovergirl: Im wearing a pink g-string
john8862: is your sweet lil 14 year old p ussy shaved
sexylovergirl: yeah
john8862: lay down so i can lick it
sexylovergirl: *lies down
john8862: i spread your legs
sexylovergirl: Ahh im all wet
john8862: i start to lick your lil clit
john8862: than i start to suck it
sexylovergirl: ah
sexylovergirl: Soo good
john8862: do you like it when daddy licks your p ussy
sexylovergirl: Yeah
sexylovergirl: it's sooo good
john8862: do you want to suck daddys c ock
sexylovergirl: yes!
sexylovergirl: Give it to me!
john8862: i take out my big c ock
sexylovergirl: So uhh...
sexylovergirl: so i herd u liek mudkipz
sexylovergirl: IT'S RAPTOR JESUS, LOL!
sexylovergirl: PEDOFAG

Lol. I had chat rape i said i was 9 on one and they said they like little pussy.

>_>

Christ. I called myself sexygurl112 and I had about 10 chat boxes open in five seconds. Everyone is so perverted.

Some people were welcoming me back even though it was my first time on there. Does that make me popular D: ???

For fuck's sake!

I called myself 14_f_sexytown
and I got 5 pms in 2 seconds! At one point I had 21 PMs open!!

Full of pedos!!

One guy who IM'ed me was called big_dick_(something...)

27M_keepsfit: hi sexy
Sexibabe69: hey
27M_keepsfit: how old r u honey?
Sexibabe69: 26
27M_keepsfit: cool
27M_keepsfit: you single?
Sexibabe69: yup
27M_keepsfit: what do you look like?
27M_keepsfit: you like it nasty hon?
Sexibabe69: yea
27M_keepsfit: i love cumming all over some nice breasts
27M_keepsfit: what size r u?
Sexibabe69: 18'
27M_keepsfit: bust size?
Sexibabe69: no, i thought you were asking me the size of my dick
Sexibabe69: can I ram you up the ass with it?
27M_keepsfit: lol
27M_keepsfit: lol
27M_keepsfit: these places always full of fags
27M_keepsfit: bye then

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

This are fucking hilarious. I'd love too the the dudes face when you say stuff like "Pulls out cock" and "Puts cock in your pooper".

Him: want to cyber?
Me: okay.
Me: I WILL RAPE YOU!!! GRAAAAAH!!!!
Me: IS THAT GOOD?

That's the only one I kept. Not great.

Seriously though, Does anyone other than paedophiles go to that website?

Wow. I log in with the username sexychick64 and on the spot five guys ask if i want to cyber. I was able to trick this one idiot in sending me a picture of himself. What a fucking retard.

At 1/24/09 03:05 PM, floodr2008 wrote: Seriously though, Does anyone other than paedophiles go to that website?

Yes. Us, to laugh SO hard at the paedos ;D

God I signed on with sexyvien 69 and have like 10 chats coming up xD

I couldnt do a long one since I gotta go eat out but heres what I could make of...apparently he loves transexuals with 40 inch dicks

StylinLP: Hi there sexy hot thong
20_f_thongs: ood
20_f_thongs: cyber?
StylinLP: Thats what I said then you walked into the room *grin*
StylinLP: %%% ya
20_f_thongs: bring it baby u start
StylinLP: Chewing your %%%% raw while banging every inch of your hot %%%%% for hours?
20_f_thongs: ooohhh yes
20_f_thongs: yessss
20_f_thongs: -takes off top-
StylinLP: Sounds like my kinda of booty call
StylinLP: Rips off your top
StylinLP: Tell me what you look like
20_f_thongs: im dirty blonde
20_f_thongs: d cup
StylinLP: Dirty blondes are the best kind
20_f_thongs: takes off skirt
StylinLP: those are %%%%%%% hot juicy %%%%
20_f_thongs: "pulls off thong slowly..."
StylinLP: groans
StylinLP: is that patch saved or trimmed
StylinLP: shaved or trim
20_f_thongs: "reveals my special private areas"
20_f_thongs: "shoves my cock in your mouth and you deep throat it"
20_f_thongs: "starts slapping you with my 14 inch cock"
StylinLP: awsome. i love d i c k
StylinLP: gimme more!
20_f_thongs: "cums all over you"
20_f_thongs: sorry baby i gotta go i will shove my massive cock in your mouth again later

Lol, first (Horny-girly-age.13 = Me):

CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: have you a webcam???
Horny-girly-age.13: yeah
Horny-girly-age.13: you want to see my special parts?
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: interessted??? than send me the add from msn or yahoo
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: have you msn or yahoo???
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: 'hello you are interessted or not????
Horny-girly-age.13: yes
Horny-girly-age.13: one thing.
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: what for one thing????
CAM_M-on_MSN_or_Yahoo: ????
Horny-girly-age.13: i have a problem
Horny-girly-age.13: ..
Horny-girly-age.13: I was born with what resembles...
Horny-girly-age.13: a 9 inch African man's penis...

BIG_JUICY_C0CK: hey
Young_Sexy_69: hi
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: asl?
Young_Sexy_69: 13/f/uk
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: very young then!
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: lol
Young_Sexy_69: ye
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: what does the 69 stand for?
Young_Sexy_69: sex move
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: and what is it exactly?
Young_Sexy_69: i suck your cock
Young_Sexy_69: you lick my pussy
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmm....nice
Young_Sexy_69: wanna try it?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: i'd love to
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: first i want u to get my c0ck real hard
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: can u do that?
Young_Sexy_69: ok
Young_Sexy_69: *does*
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: what whould u do to get it hard babe?
Young_Sexy_69: id rub it gently
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....go on
Young_Sexy_69: & kiss the end
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: thats my girl
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: now open ur mouth wide for me
Young_Sexy_69: *does*
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: as is slowly lower ur face down on my big hard c0ck
Young_Sexy_69: mmm
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: inch by inch
Young_Sexy_69: mmmmmmm
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: will u b able to fit it all in?
Young_Sexy_69: i can try
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: its 7 and half inches
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: thick aswell
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: try ur best
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: if u struggle do u want me to hold ur head?
Young_Sexy_69: ok
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: swallow it whole
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: lick my balls aswell babe
Young_Sexy_69: *dioes&
Young_Sexy_69: *does*
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmm
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: describe ur body to me babe
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: let me picture u
Young_Sexy_69: im quite tall
Young_Sexy_69: blue eyes
Young_Sexy_69: shoulder length black hair
Young_Sexy_69: no boobs though
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: lol
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: %%%% sucking lips?
Young_Sexy_69: ?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: c0ck sucking lips?
Young_Sexy_69: yes
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: and what u weaing?
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: something short n tight i hope!
Young_Sexy_69: pink panties
Young_Sexy_69: thats it
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....nice
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: so if i was there with u right now, what would u be doing?
Young_Sexy_69: asking you to finger me
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....i'd lov to finger ur tight wet pus sy
Young_Sexy_69: please do
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: as im fingering u what would ur mouth be doing
Young_Sexy_69: licking ur cock
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: good answer
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: suck it real good
Young_Sexy_69: ok
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: whilst i finger %%% u hard n fast
Young_Sexy_69: *puts cock in mouth & sucks it*
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: mmmm....deeper babe
BIG_JUICY_C0CK: all the way down ur throat
Young_Sexy_69: *pulls out a knife*
Young_Sexy_69: *cuts off ur cock~*
Young_Sexy_69: LOL PWNT
Young_Sexy_69: YOOOOUUUU GOT OOOOWWWNND
Young_Sexy_69: ~DESU
Young_Sexy_69: NEWGROUNDS LIVES FOREVER!
Young_Sexy_69: NEEWWWGROOUUNDS!
Young_Sexy_69: THE PLACE THAT LAUGHS AT ALL YOU SICK PAEDOS
BIG_JUICY_C0CK has left

The trick is to pretend for long enough.

Here's three. This is so fun, except it feels odd with everyone trying to talk to you and asking for cyber.

I'm hotgirl123

James21: hi
hotgirl123: hey
James21: asl
hotgirl123: london and im 21
James21: me too but im 24
hotgirl123: R u a guy?
James21: Yea im a guy
hotgirl123: im a guy too!!
James21: :S
James 21: bye

torontoguy: hi how r u
hotgirl123: great you?
torontoguy: horny
torontoguy: wat r u doing
hotgirl123: im just playing with my massive cawk

He never replied!

randomguy: how r u?
hotgirl123: cool. u?
randomguy: great. asl
hotgirl123: london. 21
randomguy: what color r ur panties
hotgirl123: im not wearing panties. im just letting my big 12" penis hang out

These people are so rude. He didn't reply either!

About 25 people tried talking to me so it was hard to talk to just one person. So many perverts.

Wow thats awesome.

So... How do I do this? When I get it, it asks me if I want to manage a room.

Never mind, figured it out. I'm Hot-N-Tight. C=<

mattt: hi, do u wanna talk with me and 2 girls near me?
Hot-N-Tight: Sure, babe.
Hot-N-Tight: But first...
mattt: asl
Hot-N-Tight: Wanna cyber?
Hot-N-Tight: I bet you're really hot.
Hot-N-Tight: 19, f, USA
mattt: umm
mattt: yeah
Hot-N-Tight: Alright. Let's do this.
mattt: 23matt 24gina 24linda
mattt: describe urself hun
mattt: ?
Hot-N-Tight: I'm a D cup with perfect, flawless skin.
mattt: fine
mattt: will u stay with us
mattt: hey
Hot-N-Tight: Sure.
mattt: what d u wanna know?
mattt: hey
Hot-N-Tight: Hey.
mattt: speak with us
Hot-N-Tight: I grab your cock, running over the head with light strokes.
Hot-N-Tight: Grinning, I rip off your sack and bite the tip off your dick, punching you in the stomach to end it.
Hot-N-Tight: Pedo.

I think he blocked me there. He didn't say anything more.

I'm NUMBER_ONE_GUY.

emrmere: hi
emrmere: camseX?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i'm sorry, i don't have a webcam
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: can we cyber or sumthin?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: hello?
emrmere: ?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: can we cyber instead?
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: HELLO?!
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: answer me, goddamnit
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: fine, i'll start
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i take off your pants
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: bend you over
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: and ram your ass with a 13 inch horse cock
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: you enjoy every second of it, you little bitch
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: then, I shoot the horse
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: slice its dick off
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: and ram it down your throat
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: animal pre-cum and horse blood flow slowly down your pharynx
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: you cough
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: i slap you
NUMBER_ONE_GUY: then i bring out the cactus
emrmere has left.

I guess he was paying attention, after all.

Almost immediately I had over 10 windows running.

Logged in as HottKaytee222

guywearingdiaper: hey
HottKaytee222: ee.
HottKaytee222: How do you do?
guywearingdiaper: fine thanks u
guywearingdiaper: ?
HottKaytee222: get into some real pants
guywearingdiaper: i wear em for medical reasons
guywearingdiaper: do u believe im really wearing one?
HottKaytee222: no
guywearingdiaper: do u want me to prove it on webcam
HottKaytee222: yes
HottKaytee222: I mean no
HottKaytee222: no
HottKaytee222: shit
HottKaytee222: no

hot_guy_for_roleplay: hey
hot_guy_for_roleplay: roleplay?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: roleplay?
HottKaytee222: sure
hot_guy_for_roleplay: best friends playing sexy truth or dare?
HottKaytee222: sure lol
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha k what are you wearing in this rp then?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: ?
HottKaytee222: hmm
HottKaytee222: Medieval
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha what does that mean?
HottKaytee222: medieval role play.
hot_guy_for_roleplay: lol i thought you agreed to best friends playing sexy truth or dare?
HottKaytee222: Oh
HottKaytee222: I didn't see that
HottKaytee222: I'll go first
HottKaytee222: Ask me away
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha what are you wearing in this rp tho?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: ?
HottKaytee222: Hmm
HottKaytee222: Nothing!
HottKaytee222: Maybe a nurse uniform.
hot_guy_for_roleplay: lol how about normal clothes tho and like a sexy bra and thong?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: ?
HottKaytee222: all red
hot_guy_for_roleplay: haha k what clothes are you wearing then?
hot_guy_for_roleplay: ?
HottKaytee222: nurse uniform. All red

8inch_m22: hi
HottKaytee222: Well hi there
8inch_m22: how are u hun
8inch_m22: 22m australia here
8inch_m22: u
HottKaytee222: 19 F NJ
8inch_m22: what u doin
8inch_m22: u bored hun
8inch_m22: how hot are u
HottKaytee222: 10/10

a-s-s_man: hi
a-s-s_man: how r u
HottKaytee222: 16 F US
a-s-s_man: kool
a-s-s_man: 23 uk
HottKaytee222: 22 UK
HottKaytee222: F
a-s-s_man: whay
a-s-s_man: what
HottKaytee222: hmm?
a-s-s_man: wat 1 is it
a-s-s_man: 16 f us of 22 uk f
HottKaytee222: 1st one
a-s-s_man: ok
a-s-s_man: wat do u look like
a-s-s_man:
a-s-s_man: thong
HottKaytee222: no
HottKaytee222: nothing on right now
HottKaytee222: as in clothing
a-s-s_man: naled r u
a-s-s_man: na ked
a-s-s_man: wat do u look like
a-s-s_man: msn
a-s-s_man:
HottKaytee222:

dave5093: hi
HottKaytee222: hi there
dave5093: asl?
HottKaytee222: 20 F UK
dave5093: 22 m sweden
dave5093: wanna control me on cam?
HottKaytee222: oh yess
dave5093: msn?
HottKaytee222: no
dave5093: yahoo?
HottKaytee222: no

rockhard_uk: hey how hot r u
HottKaytee222: fine lol
rockhard_uk: lol
rockhard_uk: asl
HottKaytee222: asl?
HottKaytee222: 20 F UK
rockhard_uk: 21 m uk
rockhard_uk: were in uk u from
rockhard_uk: u horny
HottKaytee222: totall7
rockhard_uk: mmmmmmmm my ck rock hard
rockhard_uk: i wna bang some 1 right nw
rockhard_uk: stick my ck deep inside tem
rockhard_uk: tell me how u look and wat yr wearing

Lulz.
Picture of everyone I was chatting with after about 20 seconds of being online:

Tried again and immediately got 38

take there numbers and send them to anon

Got bored and did a very quick one

hot_guy2602: hello guest
Guest_65708: lick my donky cock

another
sunney9214: hey there
hot_cyber_girl: hi
sunney9214: age
hot_cyber_girl: 21
sunney9214: 24/m
sunney9214: 6'4
sunney9214: 240lbs
hot_cyber_girl: you sound hot
sunney9214: yes
hot_cyber_girl: wanna cyber
sunney9214: how old are u if u r 21 why not
hot_cyber_girl: ok
sunney9214: u like big
hot_cyber_girl: yea
sunney9214: very long baby
hot_cyber_girl: oo im getting wet
sunney9214: seat on it
hot_cyber_girl: yea ohh it feels so nice
sunney9214: u want it deep
hot_cyber_girl: yaeh
sunney9214: in the back
sunney9214: where r u fron
hot_cyber_girl: god yes
sunney9214: are u there
hot_cyber_girl: then i FLIP YOU AROUND AND POUND YOUR ASS LIKE FUCK WITH MY HUGE DOCKY DICK AND SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WHOLE IN YOUR EARS AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "I LOVE YOU REBBECCA"
sunney9214 has left.

one last one

randy_man: hi
hot_cyber_girl: wait one sec
randy_man: ok
hot_cyber_girl: yea
hot_cyber_girl: im back
hot_cyber_girl: you there?
randy_man: how is it going?
hot_cyber_girl: alright
randy_man: yes
hot_cyber_girl: guess what
randy_man: tell me
hot_cyber_girl: i wanna fuck you in the ass

Hey Newgrounds, guess what, I'm a fucking pedophile!

Seriously, what a dumb fuck!

Holy shit that was so much fun :o

I like told them all they were perverts and got like 10 chat windows in 10 seconds! I feel so loved!

Oh man this is great fun, I had the username Licious, and got 5 instant chat invites.

Here's the one I selected.

HardDick21: u horny sexy?
Licious: hey there, i like that, straight to the point.
Licious: asl?
HardDick21: 21 m uk
HardDick21: u
HardDick21: thanks babe
Licious: 22 f uk, down in devon
HardDick21: cool im near birmingham
HardDick21: how horny u feeling babe?
Licious: like you wouldn't believe, just finished an 8 hour shift, and i really need to blow off some steam
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
Licious: describe yourself
HardDick21: erm i can send u a pic
HardDick21: u on msn?
Licious: naw, i've got too many people that bother me on that
HardDick21: ok cool
HardDick21: well im about 5'6 black hair
HardDick21: brown eyes
HardDick21: n got a toned body
HardDick21: how about urself?
Licious: i like that
Licious: shoulder length brown hair
Licious: green eyes
HardDick21: im indian aswel..hope thats not a problem babe
Licious: smallish breasts, nice handful though
HardDick21: ..i love green eyes!
Licious: not at all
Licious: i'm glad
HardDick21: cool
HardDick21: mmm
HardDick21: wat u wearing babe
Licious: truthfully? my work uniform at the moment
Licious: just got home
HardDick21: cool cool
HardDick21: u no if i was there
HardDick21: id stand up against a wall
HardDick21: n take ur bottoms n knickers off
HardDick21: n taste ur pusy
Licious: that might be difficult
Licious: i have a dick
HardDick21: hahaha
HardDick21: inabit
HardDick21: u twat
Licious: ?
HardDick21: u need a slap for that
HardDick21: or a smack in the face
HardDick21: dikhead
Licious: you didn't ask what i was packing?
Licious: i'm pre op

ive got an idea ill get one of these guys numbers then post it on /b/

At 2/15/09 09:13 AM, damonky wrote: ive got an idea ill get one of these guys numbers then post it on /b/

Hell yeah do that.