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sub-m: hi
sensual_jenny12: asl
sub-m: 20 m canada
sub-m: and you
sensual_jenny12: 15 f europe
sub-m: do you like dominating
sensual_jenny12: lol ya
sub-m: can i be your slave
sensual_jenny12: ya
sub-m: thank youu
sub-m: i'm very obedient
sensual_jenny12: u start
sub-m: well,... i just want to obey you..
sensual_jenny12: ok
sensual_jenny12: BLACK COCKS
sensual_jenny12: IN THE ASS

bicuriousgeorge: We should meet up for casual sex
15m_likes_older_women: tight puss y of urs
15m_likes_older_women: as my dick goes in and out
bicuriousgeorge: lol im a guy fgt

*bumped*

Woot!

flirty.male: asl
hottie6765: Would you suck my dick?
hottie6765: LOLOLOLOL.

First 5 seconds online, I already clicked like 3 guys off.

I put in as my user-name "sexehgirly14" and got 8 DIFFERENT messages from 8 different people asking my a/s/l.

My God. I had to bail before my browser crashed, lol.

Another delightful evening. Lesson- never give out your number on the internetz.

Gang-A-Slut_M: hi baby...asl? call me for a nasty phone sex? 25 male USA
young_n_tight: ok whats your number baby
Gang-A-Slut_M: asl?
young_n_tight: 22 F NY
Gang-A-Slut_M: just tonite ok?
young_n_tight: ok
Gang-A-Slut_M: what's your name?
young_n_tight: Stephanie
Gang-A-Slut_M: serious no pranks
young_n_tight: i am
Gang-A-Slut_M: you alone & horny
young_n_tight: yeah, im so wet
young_n_tight: was watching some porn today
Gang-A-Slut_M: xxx-xxx-xxxx Derek
Gang-A-Slut_M: ok?
young_n_tight: ok
young_n_tight: ill call soon
Gang-A-Slut_M: i gotta go in a few minutes...call me now?
young_n_tight: ill try
young_n_tight: hold on

At this point I was trying to find another person quickly or some guy off my contacts list for him to call or vice versa.

young_n_tight: dammit
young_n_tight: my phone is messing up
young_n_tight: you wanna try calling mine? -_-
Gang-A-Slut_M: can't from this phone baby
Gang-A-Slut_M: never mind
Gang-A-Slut_M has left.
Gang-A-Slut_M has joined.
Gang-A-Slut_M: you can keep trying though
young_n_tight: ill try
Gang-A-Slut_M: you sound like you're wantin it bad
young_n_tight: damn right
young_n_tight: this sounds like i need to switch service
young_n_tight: been meaning to for about 3 months
Gang-A-Slut_M: where in NY are you?
Gang-A-Slut_M: I'm coming there in a week to Brooklyn
young_n_tight: oh im ay yonkers
Gang-A-Slut_M: you got msn?
young_n_tight: no :/

However, soon, I hit gold

California_Dreamin: hi tighness
California_Dreamin: have we chatted before
young_n_tight: no
young_n_tight: nice to meet you
California_Dreamin: u too
California_Dreamin: how old r u
young_n_tight: 22
young_n_tight: you wanna phone fuck?
young_n_tight: im so wet from porn
young_n_tight: :_
California_Dreamin: yesssssssssss
young_n_tight: serious? no prank, right?
California_Dreamin: yesss
California_Dreamin: what do u look like?
young_n_tight: xxx-xxx-xxxx
young_n_tight: blonde, 5'4 and 32C
California_Dreamin: skinny
California_Dreamin: 22 for real?
young_n_tight: yeah
young_n_tight: sorry another person chatted me
young_n_tight: and the window was above yours
California_Dreamin: want me to call
young_n_tight: please
California_Dreamin: k

and now, the confusion occurs

Gang-A-Slut_M: that you?
young_n_tight: yeah
Gang-A-Slut_M: why hang up?
young_n_tight: accident
young_n_tight: sigh

young_n_tight: wtf happened
California_Dreamin: u f?
young_n_tight: yeah
young_n_tight: ..
California_Dreamin: a man keeps ansereing
young_n_tight: oh thats my guy
California_Dreamin: well, i can speak to u then
young_n_tight: just tell him that, he's not buying it from here
young_n_tight: he likes listening to me
California_Dreamin: no way
young_n_tight: way

Gang-A-Slut_M: that you again?
young_n_tight: yeah
Gang-A-Slut_M: so you're a guy?
young_n_tight: no

California_Dreamin: it's to weird
California_Dreamin: and feeky

and so this part ended, so i decided to include the next guy that talked to me

zardoz: hi
young_n_tight: xxx-xxx-xxxx
zardoz: what state
young_n_tight: the best state in the world
young_n_tight: illinois lol
zardoz: around what age ?
young_n_tight: 4786234

Gang-A-Slut_M: who was that ?!
young_n_tight: huh
Gang-A-Slut_M: some guy called
Gang-A-Slut_M: said wrong #

at that point, I escaped as I knew it would get too complicated.

Hey everyone. I was IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut. I'm posting this on an alt because I'm afraid my friends will see this, since they know my main account - I'm not exactly a regular and have less than a 100 posts but oh well. Here you guys go... I apparently met up with a 4 channer lol. I also included a pic to those who don't believe me.

Bandera: Nice name you have there, I bet you have about
Bandera: 20 messages right now.
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: yeah its prettty annoying haha
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: Okay lets start
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: I rip off your pants, push you on the floor, and start massaging your cock
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: I pull on it a little too hard
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: oh crap it ripped off
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: oh well
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: I start beating you in the face with your dick
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: then I sit on your chest and shit on it
Bandera: This is hot
Bandera: keep going
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: rubbing the shit all over your face and chest
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: Then I turn you around and take out my 12 inch cock
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and stick it in your ass
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: while beating your spine with your dick
Bandera: Oh yeah
Bandera: a little more
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: I cum inside your ass, and while I cummed I gripped your cock so hard
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: it exploded
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: the blood flying all over the room
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: mixing in with the shit
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: the blood was radioactive, cause you're a freak
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: so now
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: THERE WERE GIANT POOP MONSTERS
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: WITH FUCKING COCKS
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and they all started gangbanging you
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: with their disgusting body, they hugged you and kissed you
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: sending shit into your mouth
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: you loved it
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: one of them stuck their dick into the hole in your body now from the ripped off dick
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: they needed more holes
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: so I took a knife and carved you up
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: they started fucking you from all angles now
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: but I think you were dead
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: are you there?
Bandera: Yeah sorry
Bandera: My bad man, keep going
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: did I get you to cum yet?
Bandera: Almost]
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: I dunno what else I can think of
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: lol
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: you perverts
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: oh eah
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: your two best friends come in
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and see giant shit monsters flying around and sticking their cocks into your mouth, chest, intestine
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: liver
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: your ass
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: they were like "oh thats hawt" so then they took their pants off and started fucking you too
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and he said "WOW THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE TIME WITH TEH MUDKIPZ"
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: "HE HAS OVER 9000 HOLES IN HIS BODY!"
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: the shit monster said "ughahga" which meant "oh fuck yeah that feels good oh yeah"
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: meanwhile blood was still on the floor, and it touched your friends
Bandera: 4 CHAN BABY
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: lmao
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: no sorry
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: Newgrounds.
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: YOUR FRIENDS WERE MUTATING INTO SHIT
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: They thought it was hot.
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: so then they took their own dicks
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and ripped them off
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and started slapping themselves with them
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: lol I'm out of ideas
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: oh I know
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: hmm
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: captain falcon came in
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and he's like FALCON PUNNNNNNNNNCH! to your chest
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and from there came little aliens who were all like "ALL UR BASES R BELONG TO US"
Bandera: Dude this is actually really %%%%%%%% good
Bandera: keep it up
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and the poop monsters were like oh crap, and then they had a sword fight - shit swords with alien lightsabers
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: obviously the light sabers won cause the shit was made out of, well, shit.
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: But the shit monsters were impossible to destroy because they were made out of shit
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: and they were mutated
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: so the lightsabers went through them
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: the aliens said "oh noes" because the shit monster did a barrel roll. The shit monsters were numerous
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: they outnumbered the aliens, and then ate them up. They couldn't use the lightsabers though cause...
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: well, they don't have arms really
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: just a body and a cock
IncrediblyHotSexyHornySlut: lol I think I'm done lol

Crap, I forgot the pic.

Whoops

Oh my god! I signed in as Hot horny slut and got 11 messages.

This one's better.
Not actually done by me, mind you, but still funny.

I got a load, signed up just to post em! heres one;

39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: hi
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: wana chat ?
Caligirl_15_yo: hi
Caligirl_15_yo: whats ur name
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: got msn or yahoo ?
Caligirl_15_yo: no
Caligirl_15_yo: i have my own forum
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: how
Caligirl_15_yo: my friends call me nerd since im only 15 lol xD
Caligirl_15_yo: well my older sister showed me how
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: can u im chat ?
Caligirl_15_yo: no
Caligirl_15_yo: we can talk on my forum
Caligirl_15_yo: if u rly want
Caligirl_15_yo: it has a pic of me
Caligirl_15_yo: i look silly lol
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: ok tell me how
Caligirl_15_yo: here ill send u link ok
Caligirl_15_yo: its about a band called Wow
Caligirl_15_yo: its my friends xD
Caligirl_15_yo: www.omgwow.com
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls: ok fuck u bitch
39m_usa_daddy_for_little_girls has left.

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selamimatur: hiiii
selamimatur: german boy
Caligirl_15_yo: ur a faggot
Caligirl_15_yo: fuck u
selamimatur: age?
Caligirl_15_yo: ur mom
selamimatur: 18
selamimatur: urs?
Caligirl_15_yo: ur retarded
selamimatur: %u0131 lick ur vajinaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Caligirl_15_yo: i has a dick
Caligirl_15_yo: and i poop out of my nipples
Caligirl_15_yo: its like chocolate waterfall
selamimatur: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Caligirl_15_yo: u like shitting nipples?
selamimatur: %u0131 lick ur neckk
selamimatur: yessssss

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craig932: hi
craig932: want a chat
craig932: hay
Caligirl_15_yo: hi
craig932: how old u
craig932: were from
Caligirl_15_yo: 15
Caligirl_15_yo: california
Caligirl_15_yo: u?
craig932: 18 m england
craig932: nice
Caligirl_15_yo: want see pics?
craig932: of what
craig932: what u look like
Caligirl_15_yo: yea
Caligirl_15_yo: its my friends site but im on the banner
Caligirl_15_yo: you can see me dancing lol xD
Caligirl_15_yo: want link?
craig932: what site
Caligirl_15_yo: www.omgwow.com
craig932: ok
craig932: whats on it
Caligirl_15_yo: o sorry wrong site
Caligirl_15_yo: www.wowomg.com
Caligirl_15_yo: cant believe i mixed up LOL! xD
craig932: ok x
Caligirl_15_yo: tell me wat u think
craig932: u tell me babe
Caligirl_15_yo: well
Caligirl_15_yo: we touching
Caligirl_15_yo: u check it out 4 urself hehe
craig932: ok babe
craig932: omg
craig932: u have a dick!
craig932 has left.

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Now is my test... do peadophiles like fat chicks?
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razvy: hi
Caligirl_15_yo: hi u
razvy: how are u?
Caligirl_15_yo: sad
razvy: why?
Caligirl_15_yo: cuz
Caligirl_15_yo: im 15 and
Caligirl_15_yo: im 220 pounds
razvy has left.
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Owned this guy

Geoff_37: hi....37/m/usa...single dad looking for chat
LAsweetypie_14: hi
LAsweetypie_14: i could be like ur daughter
Geoff_37: how r u?
LAsweetypie_14: 190 pounds
LAsweetypie_14: 14
LAsweetypie_14: my friends make fun of me
Geoff_37: cool <----ok wtf not cool retard
LAsweetypie_14: not realy my friends
Geoff_37: not cool they make fun of you
LAsweetypie_14: how much do u weigh?
LAsweetypie_14: i want to share sadness
LAsweetypie_14:
Geoff_37: 235
LAsweetypie_14: some1 to relate to
LAsweetypie_14: 235?
Geoff_37: yes
LAsweetypie_14: LOL U FAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
LAsweetypie_14: HAHAHA
LAsweetypie_14: GET ON THE TREADMIL
LAsweetypie_14: RETARD
LAsweetypie_14: LOLOLOLOL ur wifes probably fat too!
Geoff_37: our fat
Geoff_37 has left.

Man, bunch of old faggots haha, its hellfun playing with them an pissin em 'off. They actually think your a 15 year old girl and embarass themselves. I should do this more often.

Omg, I didn't knew how pathetic they all are..

I logged in as niceassgirl69 and after 2 secs 6 chat windows appeared.
But I can't copy paste it. :/

I'm officially creeped out about how many pedo's there are in the world. I expected them all to be in myspace :P

In the personal development class I told the teacher that I lurk for pedophiles and she told me to talk to her after class, I did and she said dont do that, I said sorry but its fun as hell and walked off..

Ah... lol

Jesus, they flood you. You can't make it 10 seconds in without 5 people spamming you.

I am soooo glad someone revived this shit. I love it

john210: asl
Big_boob_slut: 14-fm-usa
john210: nice
john210: 21/m/usa
john210: want to meet up
Big_boob_slut: No.
john210: want to flirt
Big_boob_slut: No.
Big_boob_slut: I'm Chris Hansen, and you're on Dateline: To Catch a Predator.
john210 has left.

Oh God, this thread just made me laugh till tears.
Must resist... the urge... to try

I was having a meaningful conversation with someone who was TWICE MY FUCKING AGE! I can't begin to tell you how awkward that felt. We were talking for 45 MINUTES!

Newgrounders, put : after your username, so other NG'ers can tell.

Ill be in there.

Jesus Christ!
I couldn't even start, I had five windows popping up a second >.<

I nearly cried laughing so hard as I did this one...

TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: hi
hornygirl69: hi
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: how re you
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: are you really horny
hornygirl69: yeah
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: asl pls
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: i wanna fu ck you
hornygirl69: ok
hornygirl69: cyber?
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: asl pls
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: sure
hornygirl69: you start or me?
hornygirl69: hello?
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: you
hornygirl69: ok
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: yes
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: asl pls
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: then start
hornygirl69: 18, F, NY
hornygirl69: i walk into the room, and i see you sitting on a chair
hornygirl69: i come over to you, and pull off your shirt
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: yeah
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: go on my bab
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: e
hornygirl69: i begin to unbutton mine
hornygirl69: then just pull it off, revealing my two big breasts
hornygirl69: i reach down to your package, and unzip your pants
hornygirl69: i pull off my miniskirt,
hornygirl69: revealing my white panties
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: how much is the size
hornygirl69: hmm?
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: ohhh
TEARS_IN_HEAVEN: yeah babe
hornygirl69: i slowly pull them down, revealing my huge shlong
hornygirl69: i stick it into your ass
hornygirl69: and begin to push it back and forth
hornygirl69: you cry in pain, and i stick it in deeper
hornygirl69: i turn you around, and shove it up your nostril
hornygirl69: i then ejaculate inside your nose, and watch as you crawl away naked

Another one lol. It's so fun to do this

CK001: hi
hornygirl69: hi
CK001: asl
hornygirl69: 17, F, NY
CK001: cool
CK001: have u msn messenger
hornygirl69: actually no
hornygirl69: my friends told me about it but i dunno
CK001: or yahoo mess
hornygirl69: naw
CK001: so wot u look like
hornygirl69: i have long black hair, blue eyes, and big boobs lol
CK001: mmm nice
hornygirl69: thanks
CK001: wish i cud see
hornygirl69: lol i bet you do >=3
CK001: so wot u wearing babe
hornygirl69: nothing i just got out of the shower
CK001: put some sexy lingerie on....pls
CK001: for me
hornygirl69: ok i be back soon
CK001: ok waitin on sofa for u
CK001: wearing my tight jeans and shirt
hornygirl69: ok im back
hornygirl69: who starts?
CK001: ok what u wearing
CK001: u
hornygirl69: a see thru pink lingerie
hornygirl69: with a light pink bra and panties
CK001: mmmmmm....
CK001: come sit beside me
hornygirl69: ok
CK001: reaches over and kisses ur wet lipsticked lips
CK001: long lasting kiss
hornygirl69: i wrap my arms around you and grab your ass
CK001: slowdown
CK001: slippin my tongue btw ur lips
CK001: coiling my tongue around urs
CK001: mmmm u taste good
hornygirl69: i push my face against yours
CK001: my hands caress ur smooth legs
CK001: as ur nipples perch up in ur bra
hornygirl69: i slowly rub your chest, and i feel your muscles
hornygirl69: i begin to pull your shirt over your head
hornygirl69: and toss it to the floor
CK001: i slowly slide my hand further up ur thigh
CK001: begin to rub ur %%%%% thru ur panties
hornygirl69: i lead your hand to my waist, and pull your hand down as you pull off the bottoms of my lingerie
hornygirl69: i then grab my panties and pull them off
hornygirl69: revealing my massive boner
hornygirl69: i turn you around
hornygirl69: and penetrate your ass
hornygirl69: going hard and fast
hornygirl69: you rub my nipples as my cock rides inside your ass
hornygirl69: and i ejaculate inside you
hornygirl69: i turn you around and begin wrestling my erection with yours
hornygirl69: and you beg me to stop
hornygirl69: but you love it
hornygirl69: and you open your mouth as i ejaculate again
hornygirl69: then i rip your dick off
hornygirl69: and i eat it
hornygirl69: did that turn you on?

Funny as hell to do, Pedo baiting.

:Sexygirl69: I touch your crotch, whilst whispering "Please take a shit on my chest"
Big_Dick_Mike> what?
Sexygirl69: Yep, you like
Sexygirl69: Touch my dick

Best lines ever typed

I don't think this guy realized he got raped by a tranny

16_m: hi
hornygirl69: hi
16_m: please say u r horny
hornygirl69: i am
16_m: cool. how old r u?
hornygirl69: 17
16_m: r u hot?
hornygirl69: yeah my friends call me that lol
16_m: nice
hornygirl69: lol
16_m: what r u wearing?
hornygirl69: just a towel, i just got out of the shower
16_m: still wet?
hornygirl69: yeah
16_m:
hornygirl69:
16_m: what, i like wet girls.
hornygirl69: that was a wink
hornygirl69: wanna go?
16_m: go?
hornygirl69: yeah
16_m: go where?
hornygirl69: do it
16_m:
hornygirl69:
16_m: all right, lets go.
hornygirl69: you start
16_m: all right. i completely naked, and my dicks is Hard. im rubbing it. its small, 5 in, but hard
16_m: u want it?
hornygirl69: yeah
hornygirl69: i come over and begin jacking you off
hornygirl69: and immediately tear off my shirt
hornygirl69: revealing my large breasts
16_m: i start rubbing ur breasts, espescialy ur nipples
hornygirl69: i massage your cock harder as you do this
16_m: i start to suck ur %%%%
16_m: hard
hornygirl69: i slowly drop the towel,
hornygirl69: revealing my pussy
hornygirl69: and my rock hard cock
hornygirl69: i turn you around
hornygirl69: and begin to shove it inside your ass
hornygirl69: you cry for me to stop, but you love it
hornygirl69: i begin to pump you faster
16_m: oh, i love it
16_m: YES!
hornygirl69: and you smile as i bone your ass
hornygirl69: i cum inside you
hornygirl69: and you walk out the door with your pants around your ankles

XD

single_22: hey babe
single_22: how u doing
NaughtyNurse: stud
single_22: how u doing hunni
NaughtyNurse: good
single_22: gud gud
single_22: so ur the naughtynurse
single_22: how naught can u gt babe
single_22: ?
NaughtyNurse: very naughty
single_22: hmmmmmm
NaughtyNurse: sorry so many retards
single_22: u gt msn babe
NaughtyNurse: no
single_22: i want u 2 gt norty babe
NaughtyNurse: what?
single_22: i wont u 2 gt naughty babe
single_22: it wud av bin beta if u ad msn n cam
NaughtyNurse: we can still cyber
single_22: ya
single_22: but its nt the same babe
NaughtyNurse: oh don't lie youi already have a boner :P
single_22: no after i %%%% u i will
NaughtyNurse: ok you can start
single_22: n suck ya %%%%%
single_22: n sit on me face n i lick u out
NaughtyNurse: I lift up you dick and shred it with a blender then shit on your face!
NaughtyNurse: I fuck you up the ass!

At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

Who cares! It's funny to mess with the people on there.

This may help instead of the tranny stuff.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Holy crap. This guy didn't get it....

horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: hiya
screw_this_girl_hard: hi
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: hows you
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: a/s/l
screw_this_girl_hard: 17, F, NY
screw_this_girl_hard: horny
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: nice im 37 m uk and very horny
screw_this_girl_hard: cool
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: what u look like
screw_this_girl_hard: long black hari, blue eyes, big boobs lol
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: wish u was here with them out pushing them in my mouth
screw_this_girl_hard: me too
screw_this_girl_hard: god the wink is so weird looking
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: wud luv to suck and nibble your erect ni pples while my hand slides slowly up your skirt
screw_this_girl_hard: and id love to shove my cock into your mouth
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: bend over remove panties let me taste your wet juicy pu ssy
screw_this_girl_hard: i remove my panties and show you my huge cock
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: pulling yopur lips wide open pushing tongue in your wet hole
screw_this_girl_hard: i rape your ass
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: pushing 3 fingers deep in
screw_this_girl_hard: i fucked your mom
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: nice shes a lucky woman then
screw_this_girl_hard: i also fucked your sister
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: wow wish i cud av joined
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: i %%%%%% your mum your my daughter lol
screw_this_girl_hard: im serious
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: good
screw_this_girl_hard: my dick is longer than yours byw
horny_neglecked_hubby_37_m_uk: good for you
screw_this_girl_hard: This is so going on NG