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no i will not rolepley with you!!

At 9/18/08 05:45 PM, CaptainChip wrote: Am I doing this right?

No, you did it wrong.

Fail.

For a good example, visit my news page, it will give you a play by play of how to rape somebody.

http://mercatormap.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/194258

Paltalk has pervs too. The guy in the above link is a perfect example.

After discovering this thread i decided to give it a go !

here are my moments

This First guy i logged in with Horny_babe13 and chatted for a bit, then i logged out and in again with a different name

upersexy_romantic_man: hi
supersexy_romantic_man: babe
supersexy_romantic_man: asl
SexyBabe1995: 13 / f / UK
SexyBabe1995: u?
supersexy_romantic_man: 27
supersexy_romantic_man: albania
SexyBabe1995: really? u were 24 earlier
SexyBabe1995: Hello ?
SexyBabe1995: Win !
supersexy_romantic_man: hi
SexyBabe1995: Hello ?
SexyBabe1995: so ur 27 now ?
SexyBabe1995: i could have sworn earlier u were 24
supersexy_romantic_man has left.

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surfcityguy: hi
surfcityguy: asl?
horny_shlut: How old u want me to be ? ur choice of location, and im F
surfcityguy: no i need your real age
horny_shlut: ok, 22
surfcityguy: ok well my gf wants to watch me fu(k another girl and im trying to find a taker
surfcityguy: you interested?
horny_shlut: Ok, but you have to go 4nal - i am still Pre-Op
surfcityguy: where do you live?
surfcityguy: i trying to set this up, if you arent serious then im out
horny_shlut: in a house
horny_shlut: jerkin my man meat - i cant wait for my final operation - Youd almost think i was a real woman
surfcityguy: look, me and my gf really want this, u up for ths or wot ?
horny_shlut: Yea, I'm Up alright
surfcityguy: WTF, Ur a dude ?
surfcityguy has left.
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and finaly
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Jmaster20_: hello slut
horny_shlut: how dare u *slap*
Jmaster20_ has left.

At 9/19/08 04:38 PM, Thunder-Tiger wrote: surfcityguy: ok well my gf wants to watch me fu(k another girl and im trying to find a taker
surfcityguy: you interested?
horny_shlut: Ok, but you have to go 4nal - i am still Pre-Op

Fuck that is funny!

Wow, I logged onto this for like 3 seconds. And I got 15 chat invites.......
Lol someone asked me what state I lived in.

scary

Some of these be funny.
I'm now scared of chatrooms.
Make more epic conversations and rat em out rofl.

perky_nipples_16yo: *takes off my thin, see through tank top*
perky_nipples_16yo: i hope you like 32-C
yahoocamguy: nice
yahoocamguy: if only i could c
perky_nipples_16yo: you can always feel...
yahoocamguy: if u have yahoo u can see me
perky_nipples_16yo: fuck you i have a dick

m_say_hi: hi baby........bet those guys are ALL after u.......matt 6'4 bl eyes athletic body
HornyBabe222: yea. but ive been waiting for a guy like u
HornyBabe222: 34c blonde big ass.
m_say_hi: mmm
m_say_hi: sound nice to meeeeee
m_say_hi: whats ur first name honey
HornyBabe222: jessica
m_say_hi: nice jessica.....
m_say_hi: im matt
HornyBabe222: nice to meet u matt. but I'm so horny right now
m_say_hi: u all by urself tonight honey
HornyBabe222: yea....
m_say_hi: nice
m_say_hi: how old are u baby
HornyBabe222: 16 u?
m_say_hi: omg
m_say_hi: sorry i cant chat with u
HornyBabe222: why not?
m_say_hi: against the law
m_say_hi: %%%%
HornyBabe222: oh come on. U KNO U WANT THIS PEDO BEAR!!

jesse3315: hey there
sensualstacy: hi
jesse3315: how r ya?
sensualstacy: great, a bit wet if you get my drift
jesse3315: mmm i like
jesse3315: asl?
sensualstacy: i was just in a rainstorm
jesse3315: lol
sensualstacy: 21/f/newjersey
jesse3315: very nice
jesse3315: 35 m OH here
jesse3315: so whatcha up to?
sensualstacy: nothing much
sensualstacy: meeting guys online
jesse3315: well look no more
jesse3315:
sensualstacy: oh really? you think you've got what it takes?
jesse3315: depends on what u got
jesse3315: lol
jesse3315:
sensualstacy: 32Cs is what i got
sensualstacy: what about YOU
jesse3315: 5'11 190lbs brwon hair blue eyes
jesse3315: what do u look like...brb but keep typing
sensualstacy: what about the part that matters, honey?
sensualstacy: hungarian, tight ass, pretty lips, big eyes, and a nice S line
sensualstacy: blonde
jesse3315: sorry bout that
jesse3315: mm sounds sexy
jesse3315: and to answer your ?...8" hard
sensualstacy: mmm
sensualstacy: well you gotta have more action and less talk, honey
jesse3315: well what r u wearing?
sensualstacy: im wearing a loose shirt that shows my cleavage, and nothing but a thong on the bottom
jesse3315: mmmm that got me to 8"
jesse3315: i walk behind u and kiis ourneck
jesse3315: reaching around i run my hand under your sjirt
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: softly rubbing your boobs
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: my hand runs down your stomach and rubs your inner thigh
sensualstacy: the twins are getting a little pointy
sensualstacy: ooooh
sensualstacy: im so wet down there
jesse3315: i get in fron to u and kiss your boobs
jesse3315: gently biting your nipples
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: my hands running between your legs
sensualstacy: o gawd
jesse3315: i pulll off your shirt and takke off your panties
sensualstacy: thats so hot
sensualstacy: mmm
sensualstacy: i softly bite my lower lip
sensualstacy: and lick my lips seductively
jesse3315: slide a finger in your pusy and feel your wetness
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: sliding a finger in and out and kissing your boobs
sensualstacy: people tell me its like wet silk down there, is it true?
jesse3315: mmm it feels so nice
sensualstacy: i can say that too
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: i pull off my pants and let my cok out
jesse3315: it is hard and throbbing
sensualstacy: oh its so gorgeous
sensualstacy: think i can fit it all in my mouth?
jesse3315: i rub it against your boobs
jesse3315: mmm i want u to try
jesse3315: are u wet right now?
sensualstacy: i take it in my mouth
sensualstacy: and yes
sensualstacy: and it fills up my mouth
sensualstacy: getting dangerously close to my teeth
jesse3315: i pull your head on me
sensualstacy: my tounge us massaging it like a little hand
sensualstacy: with expert precision
sensualstacy: i lick all around it
jesse3315: mmmm feels so good
sensualstacy: and kiss the head
sensualstacy: i shove it it my mouth
sensualstacy: and feel a little skin grind against my teeth
sensualstacy: im sorry, honey, did i hurt you?
jesse3315: reaching under u and playing with yournipples
sensualstacy: maybe i should kiss it to make it feel better
sensualstacy: i kiss it
jesse3315: mmmknow baby i want u to take it in hard
sensualstacy: and cut it off and place it on a hotdog bun as i unleash a bottle of tabasco in your ass
sensualstacy: i shove a drumstick in your penishole as i tear off your balls
sensualstacy: and bounce them against the wall
sensualstacy: i draw a smilie on the dick
sensualstacy: and use it as a puppet to disadvantaged youth

sensualstacy: you dont like that, honey?
sensualstacy: in that case i defacate in your face
sensualstacy: and smother your ass with salt
sensualstacy: burning your anus
sensualstacy: as you drown in a pile of shit

Holy shit... this is the funniest thing I've done all night

sub-male: hello
little-vulnerable-girl: hey
sub-male: asl?
little-vulnerable-girl: 12
little-vulnerable-girl: you?
sub-male: 19 m
sub-male: wanna talk on the phone?
little-vulnerable-girl: sure
sub-male: got any pics?
little-vulnerable-girl: no
sub-male: whats your number?
little-vulnerable-girl: FBI FREEZE PEDO
sub-male: funny

bored3686: oh ok
bored3686: have u ever seen a big hard one
13yroldfemale: i have given head before
bored3686: what do u mean?
13yroldfemale: i have sucked dick
bored3686: oh ok
13yroldfemale: wanna cyber?
bored3686: do u like that?
bored3686: mmmmmmmmmm
13yroldfemale: i wanna suck ur dick
bored3686: what r u wearing now?
13yroldfemale: mmm my bra and panties
bored3686: cool
bored3686: colour
13yroldfemale: my panties are pink and bra is black
13yroldfemale: im taking off my panties
bored3686: mmmmm
bored3686: i am going to pull u over
bored3686: close to me
13yroldfemale: i pull down ur pants
13yroldfemale: and reveal ur throbbing cock
bored3686: it hard n big
13yroldfemale: i spit on it and shove it in my ass
13yroldfemale: and u reach around and start jerking my dick
bored3686: oh ur dick
bored3686: r u a male or female
13yroldfemale: PEDOPHILE FUCK
13yroldfemale: GO CHOKE ON A DICK YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE

I forgot to add he said he was 25 yrs old from Malaysia.

At 9/21/08 03:03 AM, cyrax29 wrote: I forgot to add he said he was 25 yrs old from Malaysia.

It's funny when some one takes a screenshot and links it.
copied text doesn't feel as real.
Must.lol

At 9/21/08 03:07 AM, nataSNoose wrote:

At 9/21/08 03:03 AM, cyrax29 wrote: I forgot to add he said he was 25 yrs old from Malaysia.

It's funny when some one takes a screenshot and links it.
copied text doesn't feel as real.
Must.lol

it doesn't fit

At 9/21/08 03:14 AM, Choices wrote: it doesn't fit

You could post a link tot he screen.
It would make it more hilarious to see the actual happening of the scene rather than the copy paste text.

lol i think it speaks for itself...

teen_male_for_f: hey asl?
Hornychick158: 16 f nj
Hornychick158: u?
teen_male_for_f: im 17/m/cali
Hornychick158: wanna cyber?
teen_male_for_f: sure wat u look like?
Hornychick158: smalish with a large chest
teen_male_for_f: im brown hair brown eyes bout 5'8 muscled, like 6.5 inch or so
Hornychick158: oh, very sexy
teen_male_for_f: ty
Hornychick158: what do you wanna do to me
teen_male_for_f: hmm not sure, y dont u start and lets c how it goes
Hornychick158: i slowly walk up to you
Hornychick158: and look you right in the eyes
teen_male_for_f: i lean in and kiss u deeply, slipping my tongue into ur mouth
Hornychick158: i close my eyes and sigh
teen_male_for_f: i kiss u harder and start rubbing ur breasts
Hornychick158: i reach down and feel your hard crotch
teen_male_for_f: i lay down on the bed and let u do whatever u want to me
Hornychick158: i slowly climb on top of you and take off my shirt
Hornychick158: revealing a pair of huge breasts
teen_male_for_f: mmmm
Hornychick158: i undo your pants and slide them off
teen_male_for_f: my co. ck springs out straight up
Hornychick158: i grab it and start jacking you off
teen_male_for_f: mm feels soo good baby
Hornychick158: i take off my skirt to reveal my 30" shlong
Hornychick158: i shove it up your ass
Hornychick158: you screech
teen_male_for_f: aww douche bag lol
Hornychick158: HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
teen_male_for_f: pretty gay to go all through that
teen_male_for_f: i think ur a homo actually, only way for u to get with a guy huh?
Hornychick158: lol i got a laugh out of it
teen_male_for_f: congrats? i guess lol
teen_male_for_f: later
Hornychick158: lol, bye
teen_male_for_f has left.

At 9/21/08 04:27 AM, pcfreak60 wrote: Hornychick158: HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
teen_male_for_f: pretty gay to go all through that
teen_male_for_f: i think ur a homo actually, only way for u to get with a guy huh?
Hornychick158: lol i got a laugh out of it
teen_male_for_f: congrats? i guess lol

I'd say he pretty much pwnt you.

This is actually disturbing seeing the amount of pedophiles on the internets.. i just thought it was hyped up

I can't copy from it... Well I made a name called "Hottie91" and I got like 70 people asking a/s/l.

At 9/21/08 09:14 AM, lilcheeselad wrote: I can't copy from it... Well I made a name called "Hottie91" and I got like 70 people asking a/s/l.

Dude take PrtSc SysRq screenshots and post to a link.
i didnt go there yet

heres mine

sexystud24- hey baby what you up to ;)
partygirl51- oh nothing :) just lonley and looking for someone
sexystud24- oh well i'm lonley to :(
partygirl51- really?
sexystud24- ya i really need someone in my life
sexystud24-nasl
partygirl51- jessie, 19, female, cali :)
sexystud24- ron, 22, male, boston
partygirl51- wannnnnna cyber ;) ??
sexystud24- fuck yeaaaaa
partygirl51- alright :)
partygirl51- you pull your big gigantic thobbing massive unbearable Cock out and my nipples get so hard they could cut glass
sexystud24- ohhhhh yeahhhh
partygirl51- then you slowly thrust your dick in and out of my big wet breasts
sexystud24-ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
partygirl51- then i place my tounge on your shlong and lick the everliving fuck out of it
sexystud24- OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
partygirl51- then i place my mouth on your cock and suck untill my throats full
sexystud24- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
partygirl51- then i put my mouth on your ass and suck your asshole
sexystud51- OHHHHHHHHHHH err what?
partygirl51- then i pull my dick out and fuck you unbearably hard
sexystud24- huh???
partygirl51- then i piss and shit all over you
sexystud24- umm im outta here.....

Seems some people have a sense of humor.

Just_Some_Guy: hey stacy
sensualstacy: hey
Just_Some_Guy: whats ur asl?
sensualstacy: 24 F nebraska
Just_Some_Guy: 23 M NY here
Just_Some_Guy: how u tonight?
sensualstacy: great
sensualstacy: wanna cyber?
sensualstacy: i feel lonely
Just_Some_Guy: sure babe... u home alone?
sensualstacy: yeah
sensualstacy: its so scary, protect me, big man
Just_Some_Guy: thats what i'm here 4 little lady
sensualstacy: mm your body is so warm
Just_Some_Guy: u should come feel how warm it is on my lap
sensualstacy: oh, really?
sensualstacy: well, what do we have here?
Just_Some_Guy: just something 2 keep u warm tonight babe
Just_Some_Guy: ur big toy
sensualstacy: mm
sensualstacy: i wonder what he tastes like
sensualstacy: do you think hell mind?
Just_Some_Guy: i think he'd really like that... u should get a nice long taste though
sensualstacy: Mmmm he tastes really good
sensualstacy: i wonder if i can fit all of him in my mouth?
sensualstacy: I take your cock and slowly deep throat it
Just_Some_Guy: suck my hard co ck babe... feel it throbbing in ur throat
Just_Some_Guy: look me in the eye when u suck that big dic k
sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you, a little innocent, a lot naughty. As we share pleasure and moans, we can feel each other's throbbings and blood pressure
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you, a little innocent, a lot naughty.
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you
sensualstacy: a little innocent, a lot naughty.
sensualstacy: As we share pleasure and moans,
sensualstacy: we can feel each other's throbbings and blood pressure
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm moaning 4 u as i watch those lips tight around my stiff coc k...
Just_Some_Guy: suck me baby.. f uck yeah...
sensualstacy: As I pull back, My lipstick leaves a smear on your cock
sensualstacy: hmm i think we need to get that off
sensualstacy: I turn around
sensualstacy: and look at you
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm... i want that pus sy baby
sensualstacy: youre gunna have to earn it
Just_Some_Guy: let me taste
Just_Some_Guy: i NEED it
sensualstacy: we all need lots of things
sensualstacy: you need to earn it though
sensualstacy:
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm slide those panties off and let me get my soft wet tongue on u
sensualstacy: mm
Just_Some_Guy: lie back baby... wanna stroke ur sweet pus sy with the tip of my tongue
Just_Some_Guy: flicking gently over ur throbbing clit...
Just_Some_Guy: sliding down inside u... flicking inside u 4 just a second
sensualstacy: uhhhh mmmmm
Just_Some_Guy: gently stroking u with my finger as i slide my tongue up and down
sensualstacy: thats good
sensualstacy: ...
Just_Some_Guy: pressing a little harder on ur wet pus sy
Just_Some_Guy: i grab ur thighs with both my hands...
Just_Some_Guy: pulling u closer to me... pulling my tongue and my lips up and down across ur clit
Just_Some_Guy: moaning 4 u baby... mmmm moaning deep into ur pus sy
sensualstacy: suddenly, I push your head away
sensualstacy: I got something for you, baby
sensualstacy: I walk to the closet door
sensualstacy: and open it
sensualstacy: and suddnely, 32 clowns come out
sensualstacy: all armed with WW2 vintage liberator handguns
sensualstacy: they tie you down to the bedpost
sensualstacy: and i reveal my giant 32 inch cock
sensualstacy: i slap you across the face with it
sensualstacy: and shove the continent of africa up your ass
sensualstacy: take a shit on me baby
Just_Some_Guy: awesome
Just_Some_Guy: i lower my pants, turn around and take a dump on ur face... eat my sh it babe... eat it good
sensualstacy: i take out a mcdonalds burger and rub in on your asshold while fingering myself with your shit
Just_Some_Guy: u realise that i've had diarreah all day and trying to finger urself with that wet sloppy %%%% is po
sensualstacy: i then shove my hand up your ass
Just_Some_Guy: ur a shi tty mess
sensualstacy: and then put in my other hand
sensualstacy: since its a gaping asshole
sensualstacy: i fall inside
sensualstacy: and find africa
sensualstacy: in a mess
sensualstacy: as i walk around in the dark
sensualstacy: i find a tribe and they need to get out of your gaping asshole
Just_Some_Guy: u suddenly realise that i've got the ebola virus and my organs start eating themselves....
Just_Some_Guy: from the inside out...
Just_Some_Guy: u have seconds to live
sensualstacy: suddenly a countdown timer appears on my vision
sensualstacy: its game time
sensualstacy: i run and fight natives at the same time
sensualstacy: throwing infected shit at them
Just_Some_Guy: 3....
Just_Some_Guy: 2....
Just_Some_Guy: 1.....
sensualstacy: i find a light
sensualstacy: i jump
Just_Some_Guy: u die...
Just_Some_Guy: 2 bad
Just_Some_Guy: GAME OVER
sensualstacy: so i cut your cock off
sensualstacy: wow youve been a good sport
Just_Some_Guy: PLEASE PLAY AGAIN NEXT TIME
sensualstacy: so as a reward
sensualstacy: here is your cock back, and it will now be in your ass
sensualstacy:
Just_Some_Guy: how kind... u've been a good sport 2...
Just_Some_Guy: good day 2 u... here's a shi t in a box as a souvenir
sensualstacy: cool
Just_Some_Guy: you're welcome
sensualstacy: so i heard you like mudkips
Just_Some_Guy: i'm really more of a dingo surfer
sensualstacy: your MOTHER IS A DINGO SURFER
sensualstacy: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
Just_Some_Guy: she was... until she was hit by a flying cougar last month...
Just_Some_Guy: basta rd
sensualstacy: i am sorry for your loss
sensualstacy: here is your box of shit back
Just_Some_Guy: u lose a parent... u get a box of sh it... easy come easy go... such is life
sensualstacy: aint that the truth

This used to be frequented by a lot of /b/tards, so watch out!

Oh, god..

After finally checking this thread out..

I LOL'D

sexygamergurl69. Absolute lure.

some random dude: hey there
sexygamergurl69: hi
some random dude: Wanna play something?
sexygamergurl69: ok
sexygamergurl69: how about... Chess? I like chess.

crystal2878: connection broke
crystal2878: :3
hornyguy18: ok. u horny
crystal2878: a little..
hornyguy18: nice. what do u look like
crystal2878: blodne, skiny. biger bum
hornyguy18: im brown hair brown eyes tan 5'10" 6 inch dick
crystal2878: ohh sweet
crystal2878: im still a virgin.. so im tight
hornyguy18: im a virgin too. whats ur bra size
crystal2878: 32 c
hornyguy18: nice. u got a pic
crystal2878: no sorry
hornyguy18: thats ok. what are u wearing
crystal2878: panties and my bra.
hornyguy18: im naked and jacking off
crystal2878: realy?
hornyguy18: ya
crystal2878: heres one you probablty havent heard
crystal2878: i am mark tompson. i work for the fbi. you ip has been recorded. have a nice jerk
hornyguy18: an 18 year old having sex with a 17 year old isnt against the law
crystal2878: 17 is underage son
crystal2878: sorry to break it to ya
hornyguy18: and 18 is only a year older
crystal2878: none the less. your ip has been recorded. your local athoritys will be up to chargeing you
hornyguy18: ok we will see about that lol
crystal2878: understood.

How can you copy and paste it? It wont let me..

At 9/27/08 12:05 AM, RKThrilla wrote: How can you copy and paste it? It wont let me..

Screenshot and type it out?

At 9/27/08 12:06 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 9/27/08 12:05 AM, RKThrilla wrote: How can you copy and paste it? It wont let me..

Screenshot and type it out?

Phh, no thanks, that would take to long