Now, I have a pretty vivid imagination, but the dream I had last night really took the cake. Not only did it take the cake, it also excreted upon it and fed it to the elderly. Get ready for the greatest dream in the history of mankind.
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It all started in a giant ice skating arena. The arena was filled with wrestlers, skating around. They were fighting each other, but they could only attack with Pokemon moves. No fucking clue why. And it was during this chaos, that I got into quite a scuffle with a couple of drainpipes. EVIL DRAINPIPES THAT WERE MARRIED. Using repeated Quick Attacks, I managed to kill the wife. The husband drainpipe got severely pissed off and began to advance on me, but I managed to dispose of him with another Quick Attack.
Then, the entire arena turned into a giant RAF bomber from WWII. Needless to say, I got inside and we took off. The inside of the bomber was incredibly spacious, and there was three of us in there, myself, another guy, and a stereotypical pilot, who greeted me with a "HOW D'YOU DO, PIP PIP WHAT WHAT?"
The interior of the bomber was also laden with fireworks. I took a small firecracker, lit it, and threw it into a box of fireworks nearby. Half of our supply of fireworks exploded, but our plane was still completely intact.
At this point, it was night, and we were coming up to a seemingly normal looking petrol station. The pilot then turned to me and handed me the biggest fucking firework you've ever seen in your life, and he said,
"Now, we're approaching the petrol station filled with Nazis, who are developing the world's biggest petrol bomb in there for world domination. Now, I want you to drop this on the station within the next three seconds."
He lit the fuse, and I dropped it through the bottom of the plane, destroying the petrol station with a mighty bang. We whooped and cheered, and tally ho'd in the pilot's case, and set a course for home.
It was at this point we crashed straight into the Great Wall of Hogwarts, destroying half of it and crushing most of the people who were eating there.
We got out and now, for some reason, The Doctor (David Tennant) was with us. He announced that he was looking for some sort of radioactive diamond, which also happened to be a Horcrux of Voldemort's. He then looked up to the fake sky ceiling with a gasp.
"Of course," he said, "it's one of the stars!" Dramatic music hit as this revelation came through. "It could be anywhere up there," he added.
Then, for no apparant reason, the Tardis fell from the sky and landed with a comical clunk at the end of the hall. The Headmaster, who wasn't Dumbledore, but was actually the mayor from the Powerpuff Girls and had a sash saying 'Headmaster' instead of 'Mayor', said,
"Great, first half of my Hall is destroyed and my students killed, and now THE DOCTOR'S WITH US?! Whatever next..."
At that point, the Doctor Who theme music started with the famous "PHHHEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH" and we were subjected to the entire Doctor Who opening credits. The credits finished and we were back in the Great Hall. The Doctor was tapping the walls until suddenly a part of it opened. He went inside to find an old witch in a small room with two green waterfalls on one side, and two yellow waterfalls on the other. A big collumn ran through the middle of the room.
The witch took a huge beaker full of the green liquid from one waterfall and poured in one of the yellow waterfalls and screamed, "I LIKE MAKING BLUE", despite it actually being blue and yellow that make green.
The Doctor examined the yellow waterfall and said, "It appears to be food colouring.... but what's this for?"
And then, MY MUM WOKE ME UP >:(
Who knows what tit-bouncingly random events could have happened if I had slept longer. Unfortunately, I'll most likely never know :'(
