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Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:09:02 Reply

ITT: We confess our shameful things
I'm 19 and I don't know how to ride motorbike +_+

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:18:26 Reply

I have two penises.

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:19:04 Reply

I am 19 and I had sex before marriage. >:(

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:19:35 Reply

I've peed in the pool :(

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:19:56 Reply

I am 15 and i cant type on the computer >_>

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:20:23 Reply

I cheated on my tests...all of them...

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:20:50 Reply

I'm 13 and i don't know what to confess.


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:29:01 Reply

I'm 16 and I can't confess shameful things.

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:29:28 Reply

I pretend to be smart by using correct punctuation.


The codfish on the park bench is fried by the raw maple. 30/10/2009

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:30:13 Reply

I'm 14 and I once wanked all over my sister's pillow before she went to sleep. She still thinks it was jsut some glue she spileld


Mushroomn. 6 years later it's kind of a dumbass name. Sorry about that

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:30:43 Reply

Im the one who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

it was all me

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:34:15 Reply

This can't be serious...
THIS IS MADNESS!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:38:08 Reply

At 5/4/07 01:30 PM, mushroomn wrote: I'm 14 and I once wanked all over my sister's pillow before she went to sleep. She still thinks it was jsut some glue she spileld

Why!? Oh dear lord why!?

You filthy bastard.

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 13:40:15 Reply

I confess that I'm 15 and have such a boring average life i've got nothing to confess about...


FABBOT >:(

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:42:51 Reply

At 5/4/07 01:34 PM, LinhClone1 wrote: This can't be serious...
THIS IS MADNESS!

Madnes? Tis is SpAAAARRTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE ALREADY!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:48:30 Reply

MADNESS!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:51:20 Reply

I'm 18, and I'm a social drinker with a golfing problem.

I know, I'm shocked myself.

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:54:45 Reply

At 5/4/07 02:48 PM, LinhClone1 wrote: MADNESS!

SPARRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:55:17 Reply

At 5/4/07 01:30 PM, 36Holla wrote: Im the one who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

it was all me

You took nothing. I took and ate every single cookie.


At 8/22/07 08:43 PM, elementell wrote:
im implying the fap aura is infact a homosexual aura

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 14:56:35 Reply

I'm 25 and I love cartoons so I go to this website full of retards... It's called illwillpress dot com.

j/k...

I don't go to IWP.


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:09:18 Reply

At 5/4/07 02:55 PM, BK-Lounger wrote:
At 5/4/07 01:30 PM, 36Holla wrote: Im the one who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

it was all me
You took nothing. I took and ate every single cookie.

Id be willing to have a fight to the death over that insult! Have at thee!


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:10:36 Reply

I pooped myself one halloween when i was 13.


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:11:09 Reply

I feel like killing myself


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:12:31 Reply

I'm 14 and I look at porn and I masturbate.


Well your reading the bottom of my post. Are you bored or what?
LETS PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:12:56 Reply

I'm 17, and I can't type without looking at the keyboard.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:13:14 Reply

At 5/4/07 03:11 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I feel like killing myself

seconded.


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:13:43 Reply

I take pleasure in reading those reviews you send me that contain the words "I had my dick out and everything"

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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:16:01 Reply

At 5/4/07 01:30 PM, mushroomn wrote: I'm 14 and I once wanked all over my sister's pillow before she went to sleep. She still thinks it was jsut some glue she spileld

...i'll admit, that was mildly funny :P
as for me, I'll admit that I have something to admit but I won't tell you stupid NGers what it is....so there :P


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:17:16 Reply

At 5/4/07 02:42 PM, gamereviewer06 wrote:
At 5/4/07 01:34 PM, LinhClone1 wrote: This can't be serious...
THIS IS MADNESS!
Madnes? Tis is SpAAAARRTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE ALREADY!
At 5/4/07 02:48 PM, LinhClone1 wrote: MADNESS!

I have to confess, 300 quotes stopped being funny a LONG time ago.


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Response to Confession thread 2007-05-04 15:21:16 Reply

At 5/4/07 03:17 PM, iateamexican wrote:
At 5/4/07 02:48 PM, LinhClone1 wrote: MADNESS!
I have to confess, 300 quotes stopped being funny a LONG time ago.

Not all of them... Just that one.


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