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or how about you try to get a girl that you will actually have a chance at.

At 5/3/07 05:09 PM, zero-gravity wrote: We are on a good lvl with each other but there is no fricken way i can ask her out with him there.

I'm loving your use of "on a good level with each other".

lol lvl

she has a boyfriend, wait it out, she's gonna get bored of the sex, or he'll die eventually.

Do it like bulls and cows!

Posision yourself nice and easy a few yards behind her...

When her pooper is pointing at you you run up as fast as you can and then...

PENETRATION!!!

j/k of corse.

At 5/3/07 06:38 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

Don't become a jock just because of some girl. I almost did that once... Football is painful.

Try place kicking, it's the easiest job in football.

stab her boyfriend in the jugular. After he dies cut out his heart and give it to her saying "unlike your ex, my love for you will never die."

then do her. And never call back.

LOL I AM GAY I SAY STICK IT IN HER POOPER LOL 4CHAN

At 5/3/07 05:09 PM, zero-gravity wrote: I have stupid glasses and kinky braces.

Kinky braces eh? Just how kinky do they get?

MMEEEOOOWWW.

At 5/3/07 05:09 PM, zero-gravity wrote: and I have stupid glasses and kinky braces.

Kinky braces? I don't think you know what kinky means.

At 5/3/07 05:10 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Save it for MySpace.

The only replies you'll get here are, "FUCK U N00B YOU R GAI" and "Yeah, stick it in her."

Sad, but true.

LOL!

Take a chance....

Or for the long run....get contacts, remove braces, and buff up. Of course this requires more work, time, and money.

I can relate to your situation.
Before I found the perfect girlfriend and got popularity advice from one of my friends (who happens to be a jock) I felt exactly the same.
I suggest leave the friendship be for a while. If ol' jocky boy makes her happy, then you should be able to be happy for her. if ol' jocky is making her un-happy, then talk to her about it. if she's popular and knows how to talk to people, she'll get rid of him like outdates lip gloss (or something like that, watever) and BAM! relationship chance! that's all I have to offer. Good luck!

Find dirt on the jackass i'm sure u can since your good wit comps then make him do sumtin bad in front of her then she'll break up wit him and you can ask her out

If you're scrawny and he's buff you'll lose. He wins the girl everytime. Every, fucking, time.

At 5/3/07 05:13 PM, HaroFreak wrote: What does Article 5, Section 120 of the Oath of Courage tell you?

Rape her?

To the poster:

Not to be shallow or anything, but even if she did like you, she'd probably say no due to her social standings.

1. Get contacts or LASIK eye surgery.
2. Lose the braces, get those clear tooth straightener things.
3. Start lifting weights.
4. Get her best friend with poetry. No one can say you're gay then, because you got a girl.
5. Maybe you'll get her soon enough.

Buddy Your SO talking to the wrong crowd all your gonna find here is mainly 14 - 17 year old virgins just like your self.

Man yer dumb. Any retard can realize this is fake.

At 5/3/07 06:37 PM, King wrote: Penis in flowers is still the best idea.

I couldn't agree more.

Well it matters, if the jock guy is nice to her and stuff, then you probably shouldn't. Don't think about it as, what do you get. Think about what she is getting, she would probably rather have a nerdy nice guy then a jock rapist. But rather have a nice jock then a nice nerd. So it matters, otherwise talk to her online.

2) Stop lurking on newgrounds and get a life

These worked for me...
And yet I'm still passing school too!

then why the fuck are you on NG?

Question, Can you change yourself to be more appealing?
Work with free weights to build up muscle tone.
Braces are not that bad, they will come off eventually
I had glasses in high school and I did fine, are they the cheap plastic kind? if they are dump em and get a high quality frame, don't get a round frame it will make you look like an ass, get a rectangular frame with rounded edges. It took me forever to figure that out.

FUCK U N00B YOU R GAI

hahahaha, i cant stop laughing man come on LOL. False hope in a obvious set up friendship will be even more funny when you ask her out and she laughs in your face!!!

ahh how naïve and simply stupid some guys can be when in comes to girls.

Ahhh- you know what maybe you should build a replica of her body of her hair and set it on fire on her front lawn while singing "one is the loneliest number" that will defiantly turn her on since your post count on NG’s is so low.

...Cannibal flesh eating tip 03

When she bends down to tie her shoes, TAKE THE SHOT. Jump out from the dark corner that you sulk in and penetrate her so damn fast, that you've impregnated her before she knows what happened. Then she'll have to MARRY you. Or she'll just sue you, then you live in prison for the rest of your life, while your mother pays child support. It is your choice, and your choice alone.

Cheers,
Mr. Dumbelore

Start working out

you should maybe go out with some girl of your kind. I mean... you said you we're a nerd who likes videogames and that kind of stuff.

I doubt you can really be a "nerd" as you said. Loving videogames won't make you a retard or something soooo uncool... Just be yourself, and don't try to go out with a girl just cause she's nice with you, she probably just want to be friend with you. You should know it, if is boyfriend is the a "football player" kind of guy, she may not be interrested in a kind of "nerd" guy.

k now 4 starters i got a couple of things 4 ya, u might wanna know...

1. love is sweet love is golden, love should be made in the bak of a holden ------ if u dont like it, if u get bored --- become a homosexual and -f+u+k- in a ford

2.come on baby light my fire, suck my dick, come on baby light my fire show me your tits, try da set the night on fire love your clit girl we couldnt get much higher

3. dont get up 2 ne funky bissness because.. this will be your arse after prison
b4(_!_) <<<your ass before prison ...(_0_)<<<after
dont worrie that was just a b4 and after shot of your arse after prison, ok grasshoppa

things u might wanna know...