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My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:19:19 Reply

She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:19:50 Reply

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:20:15 Reply

EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:22:09 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Wha!? *grabs dick*

No homo
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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:24:25 Reply

Considering you made that up, pretty strange. But hey, I've heard worse.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:24:56 Reply

That was funny.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:26 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:24 PM, TurboSean wrote: That was funny.

No it isnt! IT'S GROSS!!!!!

everybody here has been REALLY DISGUSTING. it's bad!

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:28 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:19 PM, TheLongestDay wrote: She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

Oh mah god! No wai man!

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:58 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Shut the hell up and get off Newgrounds, 4chan-er.

Newgrounds is disgusting. Live with it. Don't go onto every thread you see and spam it up.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:35 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:25 PM, powuhranger wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:24 PM, TurboSean wrote: That was funny.
No it isnt! IT'S GROSS!!!!!

everybody here has been REALLY DISGUSTING. it's bad!

Lame alt telling everyone to stop being newgrounders and read books >:(


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:41 Reply

I've seen posts like this dozens of times...

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:53 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:19 PM, TheLongestDay wrote: She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

remember

My mom just caught me jacking off


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:27:27 Reply

Where are all of these threads about porno coming from?


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:27:29 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:25 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
Shut the hell up and get off Newgrounds, 4chan-er.

Newgrounds is disgusting. Live with it. Don't go onto every thread you see and spam it up.

I am not spamming it. In fact, I find my topics to be a very contributing and persuading figure of my notes. I wish everybody here was intelligent enough to comprehend the troubles I'm having with the users' humor status here. I mean, you got to admit talking about male masturbating can be quite a little out of hand.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:28:17 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Can I jack some into your mouth?

8===D

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:29:19 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:27 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Where are all of these threads about porno coming from?

Excess of hentai.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:29:25 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

omg this is the second time this little fuck has posted gay shit everyone masturbates little boy even women grow a set of balls you little shit and stop posting if ur ganna be a little fagget about everything as for the story nice i mean getting ur mom to finish you off you must be a great sweat talker

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:32:25 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:29 PM, Keizer wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
omg this is the second time this little fuck has posted gay shit everyone masturbates little boy even women grow a set of balls you little shit and stop posting if ur ganna be a little fagget about everything as for the story nice i mean getting ur mom to finish you off you must be a great sweat talker

I'm not "gay" or anything. I'm not saying being gay is a bad thing, but I am not and you are stating something FALSE!!!!!!!!!! anyways, does this look gay to you...?

i don't, so be quiet.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:32:31 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:27 PM, powuhranger wrote:

I am not spamming it. In fact, I find my topics to be a very contributing and persuading figure of my notes. I wish everybody here was intelligent enough to comprehend the troubles I'm having with the users' humor status here. I mean, you got to admit talking about male masturbating can be quite a little out of hand.

Lol. Your funny. 4Chaner's just make us laugh. Thanks for contributing to newgrounds.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:35:19 Reply

write a porn novel this shits getting me hard


I hope my sig dosen't come out distorted

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:43:37 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:32 PM, powuhranger wrote: anyways, does this look gay to you...?:

No, but you do look like an 11 year old who just hit puberty.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:44:09 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote:

grow up and read a book!

and hug a tree while ur at it


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:46:40 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:22 PM, Yutxz wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
Wha!? *grabs dick*
No homo

Epic win.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:48:41 Reply

You know. People sometimes don't want to hear you jack off, and shit. It's a very nasty habit, and for some reason I do it anyway for pleasure, but it's a bad thing to do.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:50:15 Reply

I will lol hard if she reads your post.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:51:02 Reply

At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

you're a shitty rip-off to an un-funny alt.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:53:19 Reply

these is why I like Newgrounds

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 21:14:36 Reply

I'm not "gay" or anything. I'm not saying being gay is a bad thing, but I am not and you are stating something FALSE!!!!!!!!!! anyways, does this look gay to you...?

i don't, so be quiet.

yea u look pretty fuckin homo wait till your balls drop then post on bbs

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2008-03-30 00:46:54 Reply

Goto youtube and search up "Never die alone". Then theres 1 where this dumbass chick drowns by getting caught up in a net. Drowing hot chicks always gives me a boner :S