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Posted at: 5/6/07 12:36 PM

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At 5/6/07 12:32 PM, smc316 wrote: who the fuck brought this back?!?!

This guy, But it's only been dead for two days. Oh btw, I'm going to see the psychiatrist tomorrow. Wish me luck!

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At 5/6/07 12:36 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Wish me luck!

Don't tell him you got it from me.

It'll harsh my rep, yo.
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At 5/1/07 04:24 AM, Robotussin wrote:
At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Rule 1: Never save porn to your pc if you live with your parents.

DUH.
External hard drives are fine though.

The Golden Pathway of C:\WINDOWS\.file_store_32 and folder locker works pretty well.


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At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Rule 1: Never save porn to your pc if you live with your parents.

DUH.

Yeah, seriously.


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Posted at: 5/7/07 02:37 AM

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shit happens, get over it already


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At 5/1/07 03:56 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: And she talked about this subject for some time... And then she said that I need a psychiatrist, And she will pay for it.

She found your dad attractive. She needs to be admitted too

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I know a guy with over 70 GB of porn on his computer.

He just bought a new 300 gb hard drive in the hopes of accumulating 250 more gb (Its getting kinda sad).


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Next time you should have just hidden the porn in your games folder and entitled it: "Manly game of ultra-violence."
Gets em' every time.


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This is just like that one Sinfield.

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Yea, but, do you actually Like furry porn?

Play the hand life deals you, other people could have been dealt worse...


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Posted at: 5/19/07 02:59 AM

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Some random rules when it comes to porn:

- If you live with your family, never download porn on a computer, even if it is "yours".

- Never let your parents catch you with furry porn.

- If you get porn from somebody, put the pics on a image hosting service and look at them later!

But... you just violated all those rules, it would have happened sooner or later!

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At 5/7/07 07:22 AM, tom12262 wrote: Yea, but, do you actually Like furry porn?

Who doesn't, AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? OR AMIRITE! OR AMIRITE! OR AMRRITEIITIE!

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At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Rule 1: Never save porn to your pc if you live with your parents.

DUH.

unless you save it somewhere VERY hidden and its on ur own PC which ur parents never go on.

I mean like in C/windows somewhere there (who would look in there?)

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Posted at: 5/19/07 03:40 AM

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lol always save ur porn on ur USB.

Then use it at school.

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At 5/1/07 03:56 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: ...In my computer. So anyway, I asked 64 if I could have his pornz, And he gave the porn to me... Yey! I have 64's porn now! As I thought everything was great... And some days later, My mom came in to see the news article on my computer. (So she won't have to pay for the newsletters) She wants to save this article that she found, And she clicks the folder that is named: "Article" And guess what? She found the glory of 64's porn mix in with my porn, And what really give me the shame is that the porn she found is furry porn! (Like you already know) So she looks back at me, And said: "Do you really find animals attractive?" And she talked about this subject for some time... And then she said that I need a psychiatrist, And she will pay for it. Now some guy is going to tell me what went wrong in my childhood. Yup, Life goes on...

Oh man buddy im sorry to here that but I am sure everything will die off in a few months just keep it low for a while (u aint seein nothin) kind of Gangster Style.

One thing is if your hiding pr0n make sure it'll be in a hidden folder or with a password on the zipped or unzipped file it be so much safer just watch for spyware parasite or whatever you get with those pr0n stuff but im not saying I do it cause I dont its not really right

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At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Rule 1: Never save porn to your pc if you live with your parents.

DUH.

Rule 2: If saving porn is neseccary then name folder something like "homework" or "Warcraft 3"
or even something like "File198://01101"

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At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Rule 1: Never save porn to your pc if you live with your parents.

DUH.

Especially furry porn!

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Posted at: 5/19/07 05:36 AM

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Animal pr0n?
Ok, now I've heard of everything.
What type of a sick fuck is 64 anyway?
I thought his pr0n got deleted.

HEARTBURN

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At 5/1/07 03:57 AM, XChainsawX wrote: pwnd

Seonded on that. Oh boy! You are now in a world of trouble.

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At 5/1/07 03:56 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: ...So she looks back at me, And said: "Do you really find animals attractive?" And she talked about this subject for some

But, but, humans are animals! :<


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I found the ending amusing.

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It's been a long time sense I laughed like that! Ahh...Well. Don't save it there, dummy.


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At 5/1/07 07:20 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: Always hide your porn folder!!

Right-click folder> Properties. Select Hidden at the bottom. Click Ok. Yay it is hidden!! Now, to find it again: Go to wherever you saved it. Tools> Folder Options> View. Look down a bit and clikc on Show Hidden files and folders.

Oh, and never save it to your Desktop!

Muhahaha thats gonna come in handy :D


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Just put it on a photobucket account or something.

Don't knock it, it's good! Very good.


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shame NO MORE NEWGROUNDS FOR U!

seriously ull have to stop coz they'll change ur brain


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perfect place to save my computer, local disk c, some game, go to like data or sumthing, then save it in there lol. and shame lol haha


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Lol, too bad she saw furry porn, of all things.

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my hentai hasnt been found yet oh and you hide porn in files that sound nerdy like game cheats and shit like that better still rs hacks nobody will ever check it cause rs sucks

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I have a full archive of horror and gore pictures for Ogrish, share the folder on my parents PC. :3

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Posted at: 5/19/07 10:01 AM

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furry porn, aka: bestiality, is wrong.

the very notion of it is wrong!

and the "system 69" idea isnt a very bad one.
also, if you hide it, make sure that all of your files are hidden, including the folders in which you hid your p00n folders!

And, finally, dont ever!!! get caught with your hand down your pants.

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