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At 4/28/07 01:56 AM, MethodMinus wrote:

At 4/28/07 12:38 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: They only do that in porn movies.

I used to think that...until a week ago.

There is nothing hotter than hearing a girl go..."Uh, I'm gonna cum! Oh! I'm gonna cum!"

Even as a low moan, half whisper, that is the hottest thing, fucking ever...I can't even stand it...

Sometimes, it turns the girl on more to hear themselves moan.

*whistles and strolls off*

At 4/28/07 01:03 AM, nolliehardflip wrote: because of the pussy trolls that live inside of them

What?!?!?! Women have pussy trolls?!?!? She said they were crabs!!

At 4/28/07 01:32 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: This guy is pretty loud.

He's a screamer. NSFW.

Wow. Sounds like he's getting stabbed, or dieing a painful death. Even the woman was laughing.

At 4/28/07 02:07 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Sometimes, it turns the girl on more to hear themselves moan.

*whistles and strolls off*

Lol. That would be convenient if she was doing it for both of us, because besides that time when we were drunk and that shit was going on for fucking ever I hardly make a peep, I just start to breath heavier and stop biting on her neck as much...

Though to bring it up would be awkward because I don't know how she'd take it if I told her I was talking about her moaning habits to strangers on the internet...

At 4/28/07 12:33 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I know, because it's natural. But my girlfriend wants a logical answer that makes more sense to her. Even though I think "because it's natural" is a good.

are you seriously this big of a dumbass? are you sure your girlfreind is not a guy?

It's because it's sexy and makes men end faster.

Would you rather have them scream and tell the world you're having sex with someone?

Obviously cause if your workin her in that spot she's going to Moan in the most sexual pleasure

My Gf now moans loud, I enjoy it I find it sexy, But she hast o keep quiet or her dad would hear us >.> so shes always biting her tounge and letting out little yipps here and there lol

At 4/28/07 12:36 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Same reason we scream in pain, or laugh when happy? I dont know if there is a logical answer beyond that :/

Yeah-- but women don't really "mellow out" for like... 20 minutes... well into the sex activity.
In that time, a guy can have like 2 or 3 orgasms.

And be done before she has had any.

Moaning is just a fake part of sex. She's not in real pleasure (unless she's one of those lucky women who can orgasm quickly.)

Women moaning and "sizzling" (that sharp sound of breathing in) is something perpetuated what people have seen in porno videos and trying to learn from them.

Just like anal on woman... (They don't have the gland that makes the act pleasurable... it's utterly useless on woman. Totally something to stoke the man's ego.)

Or moaning while their giving oral sex on men...

It's just for show. There's no true pleasure in them (unless, she feels something proud and thus gratitude.)

Man,
the only people suitable sleeping with women are women... and men with men.
Men know what they like. Women know what works.

Let's all be gay--

Because of the pleasure they are experiencing.

/thread

At 4/28/07 04:18 AM, fli wrote: Man,
the only people suitable sleeping with women are women... and men with men.
Men know what they like. Women know what works.

Dude, that's what makes fuckin' so awesome. You get to learn what women like, and how to rub 'em the right way. I think the whole appeal of sex is working with opposite equipment, jiggin' and jivin' to create the same pleasurable effect we've all given ourselves at some point in time. I mean, tugging a cock is tugging a cock right? Giving and recieving, you never truly how exactly HOW it feels, only that it's immensely gratifying for the other person.

Obviously any kind of sex feels good, but the allure of opposites co-pleasuring . . . it's like . . . a good 69 . . . or something.

Let's all be gay--

It'd make the military interesting.

At 4/28/07 02:07 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 4/28/07 01:56 AM, MethodMinus wrote:

At 4/28/07 12:38 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

Sometimes, it turns the girl on more to hear themselves moan.

*whistles and strolls off*

Is there a hidden meaning by that whistle? :) I'm gonna need a detailed, well thought out essay about that. Size 12 font, double space, default margins.

In any event, you g/f needs a reason why she moans? If she doesn't konw why she does it, how do you expect for anyone else to know?

Good question. my gf is horny as FUCK and moans and screams and shit. Its awsome :P

Men moan aswell. 'Tis a pleasure noise ^^

Lol they dont...u wach 2 much hentai

At 4/28/07 05:33 AM, KillMoochie wrote: Good question. my gf is horny as FUCK and moans and screams and shit. Its awsome :P

wow I look like a retard now.... scrap that.

At 4/28/07 01:54 AM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 4/28/07 01:40 AM, devilchrono wrote:

At 4/28/07 01:36 AM, Akatsuki321 wrote:
God damn it stop with the lazer shit.

You don't like it take your shit to ebaums.

Hey buddy fuck you and ebaums world.

What the fuck do you have against lazers?

The moaning of women during sexual acivities are caused by the heavy loads of pleasure and pain at the same time. You could even say it has the same first workout of a chemical reaction happening when 2 happenings get in touch with eachother in some way.

When the male part get's in touch with the female one, pain is caused for the female person with masses, (and only slightly for the male character) but also pleasure comes. If there would only be pain, the female character would say 'OUCH!' and only pleasure is not possible, because the pleasure comes from the first step of pain.

The circulation of pushing and pulling, and keeping to exicute pain, and therefore also pleasure wich causes moaning is called sex. Some people don't moan, they just don't need to. But sometimes these people still moan because they have been asked to do so by the partner and the sound of the moaning will increase in volume; indicating how good the male person is doing. (i.e.: howmuch pleasure he is granting to the female character).

Sex is a process caused by 2 people being in love with eachother and moaning is a process that plays a big role in stimulating the emotions and male part from the male character in doing better. This means that usually the sexual pleasure will keep increasing as the happening is in process, until it is done.

The end.

P.s., i'm dutch and 14 years old :(.

At 4/28/07 04:27 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 4/28/07 04:18 AM, fli wrote:

It'd make the military interesting.

Hey, wasn't that cellardoor6's sig?
BTW, nice twist. i like yours better.

At 4/28/07 05:40 AM, tribalfusion-X wrote: The end.

P.s., i'm dutch and 14 years old :(.

I find it funny because there is hardly ever pain involved. Of course the "first time" and if the guy is just "humongous" or the woman is "tight", it may cause physical pain and sicomfort, but after the first couple of times this hardly occurs.

It. Is. Pleasure. K?

sex... I miss having pussy around my penis... I've done it a lot at age 15 now I just can't get any

Women just moan in general.

Because its a turn on? And its just a way of letting out pleasure, also it helps to know when you're hitting the spot more accuratley. Also my friend says his gf deliberatley moans otherwise it feels a bit awkward. There's lots of reasons.

it's called satisfaction bud

becasuse they enjoy it more without relizeing it.

They moan.. Because its good? Its a way of letting out all the pressure during sex. Try not to scream while riding on a rollercoaster. Maybe it works the same way?

At 4/28/07 12:36 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Because it's in porn and they're faking it and know you don't know any better.

Hahaha, nice theory.
I've always wondered this too. But it's something that just happens. Queit sex would be awkward and boring anyway. I think boys should moan loads too :)

At 4/28/07 08:11 AM, Lucy wrote:

I think boys should moan loads too :)

Don't you mean men?

Or are you some type of pedophile..

Because Chuck Norris.

At 4/28/07 12:38 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: They only do that in porn movies.

You clearly have never pleasured a woman.