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36Holla

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Posted at: 4/25/07 03:16 AM

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At 4/25/07 03:14 AM, Seanjay wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:06 AM, Haruko-san wrote: You're not hitting any soft spots and your really suck at arguing a point.
So bad that I have no fucking clue what you said to me to get me started.
Oh no you didn't.

lol at seriousness on interwebs.

No seriously you should lay off the poor kid. I feel bad about his dead mom :'(

Please blame it on the son of the morning, thanks again.


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At 4/25/07 03:04 AM, 36Holla wrote: Im glad you went back and read all of the original thread...furthermore im glad you can read

the illteracy rates skyrocketed!

OH HO! A zinger on poor old me? Har.

I admit it was pretty stupid what i said earlier, i had just gone through some other thread of similar context , and was pretty damned tired of that. My name is ZerotheRelentless, and i am a victim of n00b rage. I apologize to fix any and all problems caused of that.

feels manhood returning

...but seriously, there are too many of these "my boyfriend has broken up with me...blah...imma whore, blah." kind of threads.


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At 4/25/07 03:16 AM, MadMax wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:12 AM, Haruko-san wrote: You should change your name to BrittanyIsLoose.
Seriously, you're as oblivious as this guy.

And you're as oblivious to my level of sarcasm as this guy.

I need to get laid

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Haruko-san

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At 4/25/07 03:16 AM, 36Holla wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:14 AM, Seanjay wrote:
lol at seriousness on interwebs.
No seriously you should lay off the poor kid. I feel bad about his dead mom :'(

Thanks :)... but I'm a girl.

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At 4/25/07 03:19 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
And you're as oblivious to my level of sarcasm as this guy.

DoucheFlagon turns everyone on. *paw*

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At 4/25/07 03:19 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:16 AM, MadMax wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:12 AM, Haruko-san wrote: You should change your name to BrittanyIsLoose.
Seriously, you're as oblivious as this guy.
And you're as oblivious to my level of sarcasm as this guy.

Oh noes not the obvious face in my profile! I'm a minor for heavens sake!

At 4/25/07 03:20 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:16 AM, 36Holla wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:14 AM, Seanjay wrote:
lol at seriousness on interwebs.
No seriously you should lay off the poor kid. I feel bad about his dead mom :'(
Thanks :)... but I'm a girl.

You're a 40 year old man named Bubba as far as I'm concerned. And I'm the prettiest pony in all the land.


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Yes my child, covering your mistakes with "I was being sarcastic" really does make you feel like you're the winner.

Like it wasn't used before.

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fucking a shemale eh? Sure.


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36Holla

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At 4/25/07 03:17 AM, ZerotheRelentless wrote: I admit it was pretty stupid what i said earlier, i had just gone through some other thread of similar context , and was pretty damned tired of that. My name is ZerotheRelentless, and i am a victim of n00b rage. I apologize to fix any and all problems caused of that.

You have no idea how angry you've made me. So much so, that I have to use certain symbols from the keyboard to express my emotions >=(

Please blame it on the son of the morning, thanks again.


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At 4/25/07 03:24 AM, MadMax wrote: Yes my child, covering your mistakes with "I was being sarcastic" really does make you feel like you're the winner.

Like it wasn't used before.

I don't have to convince you of my sarcasm.
I don't even have to convince myself that I'm a winner.
When I wake up every morning knowing my vag. isn't 4 feet wide like the topic starter's I already feel like a winner. :)

thumbs up.

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36Holla

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At 4/25/07 03:38 AM, Haruko-san wrote: I don't have to convince you of my sarcasm.
I don't even have to convince myself that I'm a winner.
When I wake up every morning knowing my vag. isn't 4 feet wide like the topic starter's I already feel like a winner. :)
thumbs up.

Hey guys, im a winner too.

Please blame it on the son of the morning, thanks again.


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At 4/25/07 03:38 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
I don't have to convince you of my sarcasm.
I don't even have to convince myself that I'm a winner.
When I wake up every morning knowing my vag. isn't 4 feet wide like the topic starter's I already feel like a winner. :)
thumbs up.

Don't ignore me pickleface.

I need to get laid


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At 4/25/07 03:40 AM, Seanjay wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:38 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
I don't have to convince you of my sarcasm.
I don't even have to convince myself that I'm a winner.
When I wake up every morning knowing my vag. isn't 4 feet wide like the topic starter's I already feel like a winner. :)
thumbs up.
Don't ignore me pickleface.

Lol. I'm not ashamed of that picture.
I wouldn't have displayed it on the internet is I was.

Though I'm flattered you'd go to such links to "embarrass" me with a picture I posted on my myspace.

Goddamn, that was a fun night... My hair looked awesome coming out of those rollers the next day, too.

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At 4/25/07 03:44 AM, Haruko-san wrote: At 4/25/07 03:40 AM, Seanjay wrote: At 4/25/07 03:38 AM, Haruko-san wrote:

I don't have to convince you of my sarcasm.
I don't even have to convince myself that I'm a winner.

When I wake up every morning knowing my vag. isn't 4 feet wide like the topic starter's I already feel like a winner. :)
thumbs up.
Don't ignore me pickleface.
Lol. I'm not ashamed of that picture.
I wouldn't have displayed it on the internet is I was.

Though I'm flattered you'd go to such links to "embarrass" me with a picture I posted on my myspace.

Goddamn, that was a fun night... My hair looked awesome coming out of those rollers the next day, too.

Your mom was a fun night.


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I'd post pics of myself, but this site is incredibly sexist and they don't appreciate us men >8(

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I would know Brittney more than you, no, she's been joking all of that thread all along.

Move along, I just had to end it thanks to you.

Bravo.

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At 4/25/07 03:46 AM, Seanjay wrote: Your mom was a fun night.

You have just lost all credibility in being able to win an arguement.

Good day.


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At 4/25/07 02:46 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: People taking this seriously should get a gun, make sure it's loaded, if not loaded find ammo, load it, aim it at your head, make sure the safety is off, and then pull the trigger. If the gun does not fire; try, try, try again.

I refer everyone to this again. Keep looking at it; read it carefully.

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At 4/25/07 03:46 AM, MadMax wrote: I would know Brittney more than you, no, she's been joking all of that thread all along.

Move along, I just had to end it thanks to you.

Bravo.

Oh you're no fun >:c

Please blame it on the son of the morning, thanks again.


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At 4/25/07 03:46 AM, Seanjay wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:44 AM, Haruko-san wrote: Goddamn, that was a fun night... My hair looked awesome coming out of those rollers the next day, too.
Your mom was a fun night.

Necrophiliac.

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At 4/25/07 03:48 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:46 AM, Seanjay wrote: Your mom was a fun night.
You have just lost all credibility in being able to win an arguement.

Good day.

Argument*

Oh yeah I went there.

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DanMalo can help.

You are now aware that the girl you like has had other penises in her vagina & mouth. Also, you are in the friend zone.
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At 4/25/07 03:51 AM, Seanjay wrote: Argument*

Oh yeah I went there.

Oh my, you're correcting a guy who isn't speaking his first language. How awfully intelligent of you.

You should grow the fuck up kid, you aren't fun, nor witty. You're going to end up as the pissing pole of society. I can see it fucking happening.

Now, as long as you can't think of anything proper except grammar, spelling mistakes and "your mom", please run along and die.


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Yeah, damn sexists.

I need to get laid

I kicked 7,000 babies and counting. Go me.
Oops, my finger slipped.
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At 4/25/07 04:09 AM, MadMax wrote: Yeah, damn sexists.

Must. Look. Away. But. Cant!

Oh God!

Please blame it on the son of the morning, thanks again.


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At 4/25/07 03:54 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:
At 4/25/07 03:51 AM, Seanjay wrote: Argument*

Oh yeah I went there.
Oh my, you're correcting a guy who isn't speaking his first language. How awfully intelligent of you.

You should grow the fuck up kid, you aren't fun, nor witty. You're going to end up as the pissing pole of society. I can see it fucking happening.

Now, as long as you can't think of anything proper except grammar, spelling mistakes and "your mom", please run along and die.

Somebody ate their Wheaties. Dude mellow out it's a thread not the G8 summit , if you weren't in the pal talk room when this thread was made then you have no clue :p funny how like 3 people are taking this thread seriously, like, super seriously, I could care less about grammar my good sir, you're acting like a retard on a stupid forum, as if flaming me will make me feel bad or something, lol don't have a Sissy fit, but now you're taking the fun out of it by making me type all this crap :p also... I could have just responded with your mother should run along and die, but its a little boring now. Pissing pole of society? Lol @ forum dude not life,open a window sometime it's your option to spend your day online and I'm not judging you. By the way English was my second language, first being Spanish, not that it matters or anything because I couldn't give two shits =] Did your mother not hug you enough as a child?

lol lol lol

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At 4/25/07 04:12 AM, Seanjay wrote: Somebody ate their Wheaties. Dude mellow out it's a thread not the G8 summit , if you weren't in the pal talk room when this thread was made then you have no clue :p funny how like 3 people are taking this thread seriously, like, super seriously, I could care less about grammar my good sir, you're acting like a retard on a stupid forum, as if flaming me will make me feel bad or something, lol don't have a Sissy fit, but now you're taking the fun out of it by making me type all this crap :p also... I could have just responded with your mother should run along and die, but its a little boring now. Pissing pole of society? Lol @ forum dude not life,open a window sometime it's your option to spend your day online and I'm not judging you. By the way English was my second language, first being Spanish, not that it matters or anything because I couldn't give two shits =] Did your mother not hug you enough as a child?

First of all, I am not taking this thread seriously, not at all, for it obviously isn't. What I am taking seriously however, is your stupidity by trying to win a "fight" with somebody who is actually taking it seriously by going "your mom" all over it.
And I find it hilarious how you're talking about me having no life, because you're generalising. You know nothing at all about me. You don't know that I go out every weekend with my mates. That I see my girlfriend every day. That I actually go out and enjoy life. No, you rather sit here gloating about the fact that you think you know me.
You are just proving how big of a moron you are if you think anybody with a high post count has no life. I have been here from '03 and still regularly visit this site, yes. But this does not mean at all that I spend my entire day online. In fact, I usually only spend 5-10 minutes on this site a day (unlike today where I don't have crap to do and oh my, I'm on for almost na hour now, how horrible).

I thought I may find at least some intelligence in a long post like that, because usually when I draw someone out, they tend to come back with something that actually has to do with the matter, which you are obviously unable to.

I am done with you. Have a good day.


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At 4/25/07 04:12 AM, 36Holla wrote:
At 4/25/07 04:09 AM, MadMax wrote: Yeah, damn sexists.
Must. Look. Away. But. Cant!

Oh God!

Sexy beast aren't I?

I need to get laid

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At 4/25/07 04:09 AM, MadMax wrote: Yeah, damn sexists.

Soo... why do you have a hand that deep in your pocket? lol.

pocket pull?

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At 4/25/07 04:24 AM, Haruko-san wrote:
At 4/25/07 04:09 AM, MadMax wrote: Yeah, damn sexists.
Soo... why do you have a hand that deep in your pocket? lol.
pocket pull?

Deep, but flat pockets. I like to fit my hand in as it comforts me.

And this statement totally defined what I was doing with a hand so deep in my pocket.

I kicked 7,000 babies and counting. Go me.
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