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I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:17:05 Reply

So I'm touching myself, watching these two guys out gardening their lawns from my bathroom window. They're doing their gardening stuff, and then one of them looks shocked. He pointed it out to his friend, and he looked shocked, too.

So I ran to my porch to see what shocked my voyeuristic interests, my willy hanging out and everything, when I saw another naked teenage boy jerking off to the gardeners. Then I came.

It was okay, though. The kid had a pretty Greek-god like physique.


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:18:04 Reply

This is now my favorite parody thread.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:18:09 Reply

Wow..


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:18:15 Reply

Parody threads are so funny.


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:19:06 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:18 PM, ScissorHead wrote: Parody threads are so funny.

In this case, epic.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:19:18 Reply

I jerked off to the mexican lawn mowers once.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:19:28 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:18 PM, ScissorHead wrote: Parody threads are so funny.

true, but do they always have to be so gay?

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:20:25 Reply

Are we gonna have thread wars over this?

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:22:20 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:18 PM, Darknessium wrote: Wow..

I saw this thread first I didn’t know it was parodying anything, now it’s funny...


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:22:21 Reply

wow have you got yourself in a tight squeeze here now

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:23:11 Reply

Like, haha, thats funny, dawg.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:23:38 Reply

Yeah and after they raped the other naked boy, they are now going to come for you because they got sexually excited over your nakedness.They will come.They will rape your anus.And you will like it.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:24:17 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:23 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Yeah and after they raped the other naked boy, they are now going to come for you because they got sexually excited over your nakedness.They will come.They will rape your anus.And you will like it.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:25:23 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:24 PM, scottmale24 wrote:
At 4/24/07 07:23 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Yeah and after they raped the other naked boy, they are now going to come for you because they got sexually excited over your nakedness.They will come.They will rape your anus.And you will like it.
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Yeah.Sticky like an anus drenched in semen.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:25:26 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:24 PM, scottmale24 wrote:
At 4/24/07 07:23 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Yeah and after they raped the other naked boy, they are now going to come for you because they got sexually excited over your nakedness.They will come.They will rape your anus.And you will like it.
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Especially when they start using the maple syrup.

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:27:15 Reply

Pics or it OBVIOUSLY didnt happen

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:35:17 Reply

WIN


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:35:55 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:19 PM, PastryMan wrote: I jerked off to the mexican lawn mowers once.

well duh everybody does that

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 19:36:10 Reply

ahahaaha. omg this is the best thread ever.


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 20:08:24 Reply

At 4/24/07 07:27 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: Pics or it OBVIOUSLY didnt happen

Hang on, let me find the pictures of my penis.


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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 20:24:18 Reply

I dident see the joke till the end I LOLD

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Response to I jerked off to these two gardeners 2007-04-24 20:29:52 Reply

Best parody thread ever.


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