hahah, gardeners saw me naked

[Wtfpwn]

i took a shower after school, and like usual, wrapped a towel around me and went downstairs to play on the computer while i dried. so there i was, no curtains drawn or anything, in a room full of windows and a slinding glass door. i had finished drying so i untied my towel and threw it over my shoulder and just before i stood up to go put some clothes on, the 2 gardeners that i forgot were going to drop by to look at the yards knocked on the sliding glass door behind me. after some meaningless hand jesters pointing to the front and back yard, they walked off.

haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

[Truth]

that was you?

[NeonFlame126]

lol just be glad they didn't have cameras

[Wtfpwn]

At 4/24/07 06:10 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: lol just be glad they didn't have cameras

Yeah, because most guys like to take pictures of other naked guys.

[kylexthexpostman]

KAY PASTA!

That was ME, ese'!

[Razz]

At 4/24/07 06:09 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

lol first time i'm jealious of a couple gardeners

[Keizer]

im not ganna lie i came........twice

[Wtfpwn]

At 4/24/07 06:19 PM, JoeMation wrote:

At 4/24/07 06:09 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

lol first time i'm jealious of a couple gardeners

don't worry, they were probably jealous of me. you my friend, at caught in a jealousy triangle.

[TheBeagle]

Lol Mexicans...

[Wtfpwn]

At 4/24/07 06:21 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

At 4/24/07 06:19 PM, JoeMation wrote:

At 4/24/07 06:09 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

lol first time i'm jealious of a couple gardeners

don't worry, they were probably jealous of me. you my friend, at caught in a jealousy triangle.

well actually it's not a triangle because i'm not jealous of anyone...except tommy lee. having sex with pam anderson was my idea!

[HooglyBoogly]

haha. That would have been pretty sweet if it was some girls at your door.

[Razz]

At 4/24/07 06:23 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: well actually it's not a triangle because i'm not jealous of anyone...except tommy lee. having sex with pam anderson was my idea!

Same, until I was told she got a little old and has hepatitis

[rome-lherison]

haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

ha you were trying to make up an excuse for the fact you masturbate and some one you know came to your house and saw you.

[SouthAsian]

Now they will dream of your nakedness every night until they succumb to a naked boy's body and begin to masturbate to you.Then they will go that extra step and lock you down in your own room and they will take turns raping you.You will be able to sniff their taco encrusted moustaches, with a small trace of sour cream.You will feel their sweaty mexican dicks, roaming inside of your anus, and then they will come.And how they will come.And you will enjoy it.

[ScreamsfromtheCasket]

At 4/24/07 06:24 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: haha. That would have been pretty sweet if it was some girls at your door.

probably not because I heard from the gardener that he had a small weewee but don't tell anyone teeheehee

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

You should've invited them in.

[ripoffhitman]

At 4/24/07 06:33 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You should've invited them in.

Lol, that would be funny, they, would probably ask for the porn you were watching and it would be like barney.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 4/24/07 06:37 PM, ripoffhitman wrote:

At 4/24/07 06:33 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You should've invited them in.

Lol, that would be funny, they, would probably ask for the porn you were watching and it would be like barney.

Yeah, but I was thinking of the friendlier invitation.. ;)

[TwilightFox]

Great story. XD This thread wins the day.

[yodd]

At 4/24/07 06:16 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

At 4/24/07 06:10 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: lol just be glad they didn't have cameras

Yeah, because most guys like to take pictures of other naked guys.

You don't?

[azteca89]

At 4/24/07 06:21 PM, TheBeagle wrote: Lol Mexicans...

I find that offensive....oh wait that is pretty much true.

[NeonFlame126]

At 4/24/07 06:16 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: Yeah, because most guys like to take pictures of other naked guys.

exactly

oh, wait

[Wtfpwn]

At 4/24/07 06:26 PM, rome-lherison wrote:

haha, they probably thought i was looking at porn. oh well, shit happens. and i'm not ashamed of my greek god-like physique anyways. ;)

ha you were trying to make up an excuse for the fact you masturbate and some one you know came to your house and saw you.

yeah, thats totally the truth. coz, ya know , i need to lie to NG so everyone thinks i'm cooler than i really am.

p.s.....i didn't know them. you fail.

EVERYONE! PLEASE READ THIS! THE GARDENERS WERE NOT MEXICAN! THEY WERE WHITE!

[NeonFlame126]

At 4/24/07 07:13 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: THEY WERE WHITE!

White mexicans....hmmm

[Wtfpwn]

At 4/24/07 07:31 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:

At 4/24/07 07:13 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: THEY WERE WHITE!

White mexicans....hmmm

lmao...yeah. they hadn't been getting much sun lately i guess.

[HogWashSoup]

did they look canadian?

[MisterDielectric]

At 4/24/07 06:17 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: KAY PASTA!

That was ME, ese'!

Kay pasta. That's muy mucho funny.

[SouthAsian]

At 4/24/07 08:06 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: did they look canadian?

Canadian Mexicans?why would they leave their country, and go through a nation where they are located just to live in another country aboce that country that has a smaller economy?Doesnt really make sense.

this post has a hint of stereotypes lol.

[shaded-restraint]

At 4/24/07 06:10 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: lol just be glad they didn't have cameras

LOL gardeners owning cameras? HAHAHA you should be in stand up or something man!

[Bladezguy]

HaHa funny.