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A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:06 PM Reply

Ok, let me set the scene, this guy, in year eleven at my school, (england btw..) keeps getting involved in fights, swears at teachers etc.. and keeps getting suspended and loads of detentions.

Now, one day, he decides to buy a condom. He starts at one end of the school, and then puts the condom on his head, and runs to the other end. Loads of pupils decide to watch, until it all goes wrong. All the commotion atracts teachers, and they can't control him, so the headmaster comes. Not Good.

He tells the kid to take off the condom and get the hell in his office.

Next day...

The guy doesn't show up, he got expelled. How stupid is that? You'd think that the teachers whould see the funny side to it. But no, excluded. So now, his work is fucked, and he is at the scrubbiest school near us.

Would you love to meet this guy?
And would you personally exclude him?

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:08 PM Reply

not like he'd injure himself, he had protection

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:08 PM Reply

He sounds like a cunt. You go to school to learn, not to have fun. FUCKING LEARN.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:09 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:06 PM, BrAddErZ958 wrote:
Would you love to meet this guy?
And would you personally exclude him?

is it you?

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:10 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:08 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: not like he'd injure himself, he had protection

Win.


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:10 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:09 PM, Truth wrote: is it you?

No, even though he has the same first name, its not me.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:12 PM Reply

expelled just for that? we used to aggrevate a bee's nest behind the gym (which was near the canteen) just before lunch so that everyone trying to buy their food would get stung...we got caught plenty of times with nothing more than a detention, of which i personally never went to.


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:14 PM Reply

seemed reasonable

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:14 PM Reply

The hilarity that he caused for his friends will be incredible useful when he's left school


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:22 PM Reply

OMG!!!1!! DAT KID HAZ CNDM ON HIZ HEAD!!! Was actually funny I have to admit, I just like being sarcastic.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:24 PM Reply

well couldnt the teachers give him a break? I mean he was wearing protection. safety first


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:27 PM Reply

rofl,thats a pretty shit reason to expell a kid. Year 11 too :S jesus we're well close to GCSE's, it might just be a rumour unless you have info from a reliable source. But if it is true O_O damn i'd be pissed off, getting expelled for that, you could've made it a much better reason to get expelled lol!


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:29 PM Reply

It's not like he didn't deserve it.


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:30 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: well couldnt the teachers give him a break? I mean he was wearing protection. safety first

Thats what I thought, other pupils have done worse, at least I think they have... and now his grades has become awesomely shit. They could of at least kept him until the end of term.

On another Note:

Another guy, didn't do his Art exam (he missed it, he was ill), so they have pulled him out of ALL his GCSE's that have coursework, and they are threatening to pull him out of every GCSE which you take an exam in.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:30 PM Reply

sounds like he has ADHD, but no one could prove that by reading your post alone.


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:34 PM Reply

I think he was inspired by cabbages & condoms to wear a condom on his head.


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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:42 PM Reply

well, one has the right to wear what ever he likes, be it hat or condom.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:45 PM Reply

you school sounds like harry potter.The seventh years learned the condumus makus spell and an eleventh year was expelled by the grand headmaster hehehe londons so cool

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:06 PM, BrAddErZ958 wrote: Would you love to meet this guy?

No. He's an attention whoring douche

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 01:44 PM Reply

And does this kid have mental retardation?

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 02:15 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 12:08 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: not like he'd injure himself, he had protection

Lol, we have a winner.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 02:22 PM Reply

At 4/24/07 01:44 PM, XannyBarz wrote: And does this kid have mental retardation?

Nope, and btw, this school isn't in London, its in Manchester.

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Response to A expulsion for... Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 02:24 PM Reply

It wouldn't have been so bad if the condom was fresh.


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