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Selling brest milk?

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Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:03:43


How come no bright spark has thought about the idea of packaging Brest milk? I mean they say its one of the most nutritious things for you, and drinking a human mothers milk can be no more disgusting then drinking a mother cows milk in my humble opinion.

Maybe even turn the Brest milk into cheese or yogurt? The possibilities are limitless

thoughts??

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:05:02


who the hell would buy that dude thats nasty mabye if every cow died but still water is pretty good

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:05:52


Titty milk and Knob Cheese.

Also the idea of have machines mass milking womens' breasts is kind of disturbing, and I have no idea how much they can produce.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:05:55


What about the risk of getting infected by AIDS from breastmilk?

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:06:15


I don't think people would be too turned on about drinking milk from a random woman.

Then again, it all depends on what you're into.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:07:53


you can get all kinds of strange diseases and I don't think there are many women that want to be put on a machine and be milked like some cow

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:11:39


They do actually sell breastmilk for babies that need it (if their mother's can't produce or a baby is responding badly to formula). I just don't think that a woman could produce enough milk to package and sell.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:13:53


At 4/24/07 10:05 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

Also the idea of have machines mass milking womens' breasts is kind of disturbing,

That's my favorite area of hentai.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:17:33


I think I'd also watch it if it wasn't hentai

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:18:36


..i'd only drink milk if its from the breast of hot chicks...i wouldn't drink milk from no penny bain or margeret thatcher


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:20:31


Would you like to suck on my titty?

Selling brest milk?


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:22:21


isn't breast milk sour?


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:26:12


1. step outside
2. suck on a random persons titty
3. tell yourself if it's sour or not

btw that's all on own risk

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:27:48


At 4/24/07 10:26 AM, kokusho wrote: 1. step outside
2. suck on a random persons titty
3. tell yourself if it's sour or not

btw that's all on own risk

cba. can u find out for me?


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:30:23


nah, no hot chicks around

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:30:42


At 4/24/07 10:06 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I heard mother's milk taste bad.

Very, very salty and warm... Don't ask..


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:35:13


I'm more interested in the breastmilk cheese than anything else.

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:36:02


At 4/24/07 10:06 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I don't think people would be too turned on about drinking milk from a random woman.

Then again, it all depends on what you're into.

But you would drink the milk from a random filty cow?!

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:38:00


It actually depends on what the mother eats and drinks. A baby can taste different flavours through a mother's breastmilk.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:40:52


At 4/24/07 10:38 AM, disingenuous wrote: It actually depends on what the mother eats and drinks. A baby can taste different flavours through a mother's breastmilk.

Well I think the expensive milk is from the cows that are fed the best grain n' shit. Maybe the same could be for brest milk, like the mothers in question are only fed highly nutritious food stuffs

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:41:24


At 4/24/07 10:39 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Just do what they do with cows. Hook up like 2000 women to breast pumps, pump them full of hormones, and only let them stand there and eat food that helps with the production of breast milk.

*shutters*

I had an image pop into my head like that when i read the post. Pretty disturbing

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:42:45


At 4/24/07 10:40 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Well I think the expensive milk is from the cows that are fed the best grain n' shit. Maybe the same could be for brest milk, like the mothers in question are only fed highly nutritious food stuffs

No matter what you do, it will never taste good. Let it go.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:47:28


I think that if some1 will try that a big feminist wil come and tear you to pieces

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:47:35


At 4/24/07 10:40 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Well I think the expensive milk is from the cows that are fed the best grain n' shit. Maybe the same could be for brest milk, like the mothers in question are only fed highly nutritious food stuffs

Well, that's sort of the main reason women breastfeed (unless a woman is just really cheap and doesn't want to buy formula). For instance when I had my son (I won't get into detail) I only ate foods that were really good for me so they'd be good for my son, too.

I'm sure that's why expensive milk is so expensive. I'm actually not a big fan of milk myself, but I like an occasional bowl of cereal.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 10:56:46


Yeah! Let's make man-mayonnaise as well! I mean, people at McDonalds seem to dig it!

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 11:16:47


At 4/24/07 10:42 AM, Simonluvs69 wrote: At 4/24/07 10:40 AM, Virgin Lungs wrote:
Well I think the expensive milk is from the cows that are fed the best grain n' shit. Maybe the same could be for Brest milk, like the mothers in question are only fed highly nutritious food stuffs
No matter what you do, it will never taste good. Let it go.

Have you tasted it recently? I mean babies are quite picky and they lap it up.

t 4/24/07 10:45 AM, Zerolimit wrote:

At 4/24/07 10:03 AM, Virgin Lungs wrote:
thoughts??
No commercial potential. If you fancy an adventure you could try setting up a company to do so, but I don't think it'll fare well.

Perhaps, I mean I guess you wouldn't want to be known as the lad who enjoys Brest milk. And imagine if lads found out your mother worked for the Brest milk company. "haha dude I'm drinking your Ma's milk!" and so forth

But still, perhaps even having chocolate Brest milk? for the kids, thats also an idea.

Its seems to me though if things like testicles, hearts, insects etc etc are a delicacy in some parts the idea of drinking human milk isn't all that weird. We did it as babies, why not as adults.?God knows in these fast paced times we all need as much nutrition as possible.

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 12:30:13


I think that's actually called being a midwife.


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Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 12:33:43


Because people would buy it just to rub their dicks with it.

Response to Selling brest milk? 2007-04-24 12:35:53


At 4/24/07 10:47 AM, disingenuous wrote: I only ate foods that were really good for me so they'd be good for my son, too.

I like the taste of your body, Nehehehe.

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At 4/24/07 11:16 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Perhaps, I mean I guess you wouldn't want to be known as the lad who enjoys Brest milk. And imagine if lads found out your mother worked for the Brest milk company. "haha dude I'm drinking your Ma's milk!" and so forth

After breastfeeding my own child you couldn't pay me enough money to go through that ordeal for anybody else. Plus, as far I know through a milk bank breast milk goes for at least $2.00 an ounce. That's $16 for an 8 ounce glass of milk. That's a bit pricey!


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