We all have that one friend who makes up stories just to entertain you, he doesn't know that we know it's fake, and we don't tell him. Why? Because it DOES entertain us. Anyways, i have heard some nasty ass stories from one kid at school, but in a "lul" manner. One of the first stories he told me was pretty funny/nasty.
He talked about one of his "fatass, ugly friends" and how he could never get laid..and how his mom delt with it. Aparently his mom bought him condoms on a weekly bases so he could use them to further pleasure himself in masterbation. The nasty part is, when he finishes he simply ties them up, and throws them under his desk. When the fatass goes to school, she walks up to his room, and picks them all up, and then repeats. Awesome, huh?