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HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT
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Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:27:46 Reply

Post them here.

The first time I jerked of was when I was like, 11. I came all over the floor in my room and collapsed on my bed. I heard my mom coming so I panicked and licked up all my cum. When she left, I threw up.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:29:48 Reply

At 4/22/07 02:27 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: Post them here.

The first time I jerked of was when I was like, 11. I came all over the floor in my room and collapsed on my bed. I heard my mom coming so I panicked and licked up all my cum. When she left, I threw up.

just... ewwww >.<

heres a good one:

once i masturbated over some hot porn, and jerked off. DA END!

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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:30:34 Reply

I'm suspicious why you are asking a bunch of people about them touching themselves...


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:32:19 Reply

At 4/22/07 02:30 PM, Aivi wrote: I'm suspicious why you are asking a bunch of people about them touching themselves...

For the lulz.


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:33:07 Reply

We all have that one friend who makes up stories just to entertain you, he doesn't know that we know it's fake, and we don't tell him. Why? Because it DOES entertain us. Anyways, i have heard some nasty ass stories from one kid at school, but in a "lul" manner. One of the first stories he told me was pretty funny/nasty.
He talked about one of his "fatass, ugly friends" and how he could never get laid..and how his mom delt with it. Aparently his mom bought him condoms on a weekly bases so he could use them to further pleasure himself in masterbation. The nasty part is, when he finishes he simply ties them up, and throws them under his desk. When the fatass goes to school, she walks up to his room, and picks them all up, and then repeats. Awesome, huh?


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:33:41 Reply

I once tossed off out my window and got the neighbours dog. 50 points, high five!


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 14:33:50 Reply

At 4/22/07 02:27 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: When she left, I threw up.

I threw up just thinking about it. So there was this one time I was watching a video of a girl getting nude and stuff, then I heard footsteps outside my room. My dad came in, I quickly turned off the monitor, and the ejaculation was all over my hand, I kept it behind my bank. After my dad left, the back of my shirt was covered with cum.


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 16:43:05 Reply

I also hid my raging boner in my pants when my mom walked in. You have no idea of the pain.


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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 16:58:28 Reply

At 4/22/07 02:27 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: I heard my mom coming so I panicked and licked up all my cum.

eww, thats gross D:

and I was just about to eat dinner too...

on a completely random note, 100th post :O

Yazar the toot.

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Response to Mastrubation Stories. 2007-04-22 17:02:44 Reply

I came in my mouth. THE END!


I'm too gay for the Internet. Also, the Star Syndickate can suck my balls.