Hey England.

[yodd]

In a recent thread by Gi-Go, I mentioned how Canada is dating England, and America had not had a girlfriend for a while.

Canada, as Americas younger brother stole England from America after they had that fight over tea. Naturally, as a Teenaged Male at the time, we went after England (who is a cougar, I am just saying). And for numerous years we had been dating. When it came time for Canada to part ways with you for a bit, we talked htings through... we thought our relationship would last forever.

Recently I have discovered that America has stole their lady back,, and has also run off with Japan. Because of most countries age differences with Canada, we fear that we will die alone as the only elligable woman left is Estonia.

So England, will you please take us back? We're sorry we dumped you, we were jelous that you were cheating on us with America. The only female left is Estonia, and we don't want her, nobody does.

Can you please take us back to your home?

[g-muff]

the start of this sounds like a cheap rip from some film

[Bus-Driver]

Go date France. She's desperate.

[yodd]

At 4/21/07 04:06 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Go date France. She's desperate.

Shes a little slut.

[Mechabloby]

I'm english. I want you mister america!

[Bus-Driver]

At 4/21/07 04:07 PM, yodd wrote:

At 4/21/07 04:06 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Go date France. She's desperate.

Shes a little slut.

Only because no one cares about her.

[g-muff]

At 4/21/07 04:07 PM, yodd wrote:

At 4/21/07 04:06 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Go date France. She's desperate.

Shes a little slut.

she smells

[Schmut]

Fuck you, Canada! We've been over you for a very long time. You broke our heart but that was a long time ago. All wounds heal with time and we will not get close enough to let you rip our heart out again, you bastard!

[N-Antichrist]

England loves the canadian homies.

[The-Darkphoenix]

England can't date you, you're a guy. England's a guy. Okay, well, mostly.

[Vikram-V]

america can satisfy us in ways Canada can't.

[yodd]

At 4/21/07 04:14 PM, Vikram-V wrote: america can satisfy us in ways Canada can't.

We will do anything! Want more wheat? We have the natural resources you want. We'll do anything to satisfy you!

At 4/21/07 04:10 PM, N-Antichrist wrote: England loves the canadian homies.

Enough to give them a second chance?

At 4/21/07 04:09 PM, Schmut wrote: Fuck you, Canada! We've been over you for a very long time.

WE DID WHAT WE COULD FOR YOU.

You broke our heart but that was a long time ago.

We talked things through, but you were cheating on us. America broke your heart, he threw your tea into the ocean! We just wanted some time alone.

All wounds heal with time and we will not get close enough to let you rip our heart out again, you bastard!

What about our kids? You haven't let us see them. Wales and Ireland looked damn good in hudson bay. But we welded them to your genereal area.

[fahrenheit]

Except that England created both America and Canada. So that means that Canada is dating its mom.

Besides, the US is currently dating Israel.

[yodd]

At 4/21/07 04:27 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Except that England created both America and Canada. So that means that Canada is dating its mom.

No, we were founded by Swedes first. But descendants from asia came first. You brought us what we needed to become a real country. Thats when we first fell in love with you.

Besides, the US is currently dating Israel.

No, Israel is a drinking buddy.

America is in a huge love triangle.

[Lord-Sonx]

Only a few people would go out with Canada, c'mon, .Canadas really big!

[Jon4life]

Dude! Canada freakin married France!

[yodd]

At 4/21/07 04:33 PM, Jon4life wrote: Dude! Canada freakin married France!

nope, we just have a little bit of french in us (if you know what I mean).

law and order theme song.

[Dalario]

At 4/21/07 04:29 PM, yodd wrote:

At 4/21/07 04:27 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Except that England created both America and Canada. So that means that Canada is dating its mom.

No, we were founded by Swedes first. But descendants from asia came first. You brought us what we needed to become a real country. Thats when we first fell in love with you.

What ? no... o_O

[Jon4life]

At 4/21/07 04:36 PM, yodd wrote:

At 4/21/07 04:33 PM, Jon4life wrote: Dude! Canada freakin married France!

nope, we just have a little bit of french in us (if you know what I mean).

law and order theme song.

How? Did you rape france?

[TurtleJuice]

America is more passionate and caring than Canada , and i still won't forgive you

[yodd]

At 4/21/07 04:37 PM, Dalario wrote: What ? no... o_O

Yep, Swedes were the first to reach Canada, newfoundland to be exact.

just left ;)

Also, the natives were from asia and they went over the land bridge that connected russia and Alaska.

[azn-vink]

At 4/21/07 04:27 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Except that England created both America and Canada. So that means that Canada is dating its mom.

Besides, the US is currently dating Israel.

acutally france created canada.

[Akula]

Date Holland.

She's easy.

[SirLebowski]

At 4/21/07 04:27 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Except that England created both America and Canada. So that means that Canada is dating its mom.

Besides, the US is currently dating Israel.

Israel isn't big on shaving. Yeck. But you know who's one fine bitch? Sweden. I (and by I, I mean AMERICA) would hit that.

[Lord-Sonx]

We all know England is Germany's bitch, using denmark to penetrate her..

[yodd]

But the Frech and English were the first to "colonize" per say. Made government, made it good... etc.

So, back on topic.

COME BACK ENGLAN.

[Jon4life]

At 4/21/07 04:49 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: We all know England is Germany's bitch, using denmark to penetrate her..

LOL! Thats not even England! Its Norway is Germany's bitch.

[Britkid]

At 4/21/07 05:24 PM, Jon4life wrote: LOL! Thats not even England! Its Norway is Germany's bitch.

What the...?

You do realise that Norway is actually marked on the map to the north-west of where you placed it?

[fire-weasel]

omg the raid.....it's not over yet is it?

[megakill]

u know i herd dat sweeden is gay, but im not sure...